Disclaimer: I do not own the Characters of H.P! Please excuse any misspellings or bad grammar that I might have thank you. Story is from Vivica A. Fox's hit film

(A/N: there's a lot going on at the same time so please think of this story as a movie...and before I forget our main character will speaking to you a lot!)

Ginny, Deidre, Draco and Luna's Troubles

Hermione began to explain Luna's story.

"Luna Lovegood is the youngest executive in the company. Black, white, male, female she's the youngest. Strong, sharp, very impressive. One day after lunch she meets my old friend Ronald Weasley, now that I think about it I haven't seen him for nearly a decade. He became a scary-curly, Uncle-Tom bucktoothed, maroon!"

(Luna's flashback)

"So can you fix my car?" She asked politely.

"Shit I can fix anything." He said while getting out from under the car.

(Hermione explaining)

" So she cleaned him up, cut his hair, and even straightened out his crooked ass teeth!"

(Flashback)

"You need anything else fixed up?" he asked.

(Hermione explaining)

"She's not a bad person. She'll work with others."

(Flashback)

"Ronald"

"Big Ron" he said as seductively as he could

"Big Ron?" She said with a confused expression to match.

He took a couple of steps closer to her and asked. "What's your name?"

"Luna"

"Luna?"

"Yes"

"Bloody hell, your beautiful! You make me want to sing to you" he began singing with a voice that cracked. "Ooh, ooh, ooh, Luna. I want you."

(Hermione explaining)

"He was looking good. He treated her like a Queen. She gave him everything he wanted. He was there where he should be: eating out of the palm of her hand and begging her to-"

(Flashback interrupts)

"Marry me!" He cried. While walking with Luna, hand in hand through the local Park.

"Really?"

"Really, Marry me." He whispered softly into her ear.

She nodded her head in to a yes form gave him light but special kiss in the lips.

(Hermione explaining)

"Everything was fine, peachy-keen. Until one day he discovered … a Mirror. Trouble. He started thinking… Hey-"

(Flashback interrupts)

Trying out new robes from Madame Malkins shop he begins to stare at the mirror.

"I look kind of good." He begins to blow kisses at his reflection.

Luna came up from behind Ron giving a hug and a peck on the cheek.

"Come on, Ron"

He began staring at the reflection again then he gave himself a few more kisses.

(Hermione explaining)

" Next thing you know he's acting up. Acting like he's running things. He moved in, the flowers stopped showing up. He started to show his ass. Though he's not cheating… It's been two years and he hasn't mentioned the word marriage. Suddenly he's afraid of commitment, giving her that old textbook line."

(Flashback)

Watching television Luna crept from behind to smother Ron with kisses but instead he pushes her off and says to her.

"I've been hurt before, so I'm careful with my heart."

(End flashback and back to Hermione's Living room)

"Please… he was broke with nasty hair, crooked teeth. She has a couple of choices. You know what I told her to do. Right… Kick him to the curb."

Hermione's Kitchen

"It's time you move on, Luna. Time to find a new man and learn how to cook."

"I can cook."

"No. You can cook up a wildfire." She began laughing while Luna shrieked.

" Mione!" Chucking her napkin at Hermione.

" It's time to learn a little about sports, too. The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach and his sports. Not your wallet."

"Mione all tried to do was fix him up a little." She said becoming a little teary.

"I know. Now, no more Ron, eat. Remember a man is like a stray dog. You feed him one day… And if he comes back, you got him hooked." Both of them began giggling a bit. "Plus a mans loving is always better on a full stomach." She winked. Luna responded with a half smile.

A few seconds later Hermione began sniffing a very bad odor then asked. "Luna, when the last time you showered?"

Luna had a look of shock and embarrassment. "Oops."

After visiting Luna, Hermione begins driving back to the city for a few errands.

"Ginny's situation is different. Her man? Definitely cheating on her. A sure sign is the constant roaming eyes. Then he says;"

(A masculine voice appears.)

"Come on. I'm just looking. Nothing's wrong with looking."

(Hermione interrupts)

"Then comes that line:"

(The masculine voices appears again)

"I'm a man ain't I."

(Hermione)

"No you're a dog. You know what I told her to do?" Parking her car in front of a very nice office building, giving her keys to the valet. Giving her attention back to you. "Chuck him!"

Walking through the glass doors towards the elevator she begins to speak to you.

"Finally there's Deidre. Only two words too describe her. Ghetto Fabulous. She was brought up in the streets of Harlem, New York. She went to New York's school of Modern Witchcraft and Wizardry, and then she came to England to make a better life for herself. But her man, double a negative. He has no job, no money, talking about…"

(Deidre's lifestyle)

"Deidre. Baby, lend me a C-note."

"Hell no!" She snapped.

"Come on, baby. You know I love you, girl." Saying it as seductively as he can smiling showing his gold teeth.

"No! I'm sick about that shit now, with all that and a can of whipped cream. No!" Giving him a taste of her Harlem attitude.

(End of Deidre's Lifestyle and back to Hermione)

"Somebody please tell her she should do." Turning towards the next hall. "That's right, kick his broke ass to the curb."

Walking towards a very well dressed secretary. Speaking in a sweet tone. "Hello Miss Granger. How are you today?"

"Fine Cho, umm… is Draco still in his meeting?"

"Yes. I'll let him know that you're here."

"Thanks."

Picking up the phone. "Mr. Malfoy, Miss Granger is here to see you… I will send her in."

Hanging up the phone, she speaks to Hermione. "He's just finishing. You can go in."

"Thanks, Cho."

In Draco's office

Draco was very muscular with pale blonde hair that was let lose with the tips curled and with a sun kissed skin tone. (He's basically what a man should be refined but rugged, decisive yet complex, etc.)

"Is everybody clear what our agenda is?" He says.

"Absolutely." Said a man at the corner of the office.

" Let's reconvene at about… 4:00 o'clock?" Getting off his cherry wood desktop. "This is a big deal. Lets not leave anything to chance."

In the hall

Hermione turns to the final corner before arriving to Draco's office. She just stopped frozen in her tracks. Gazing at him for a minute or two, he began seductively licking his lips towards her while his coworkers left his office.

Walking into his office he begins to kiss her tilting her head back a bit to give better access to her. Their hands began roaming around each other. Hermione noticed that you were in the office as well. "Don't be alarmed Draco's my man." She let out a soft moan. "This isn't any of your business by the way. I'll be back."

A/N: To hey() thanks for noticing please don't kill me blame the script writer!