Disclaimer: I do not own the Characters of H.P! Please excuse any misspellings or bad grammar that I might have thank you. Story is from Vivica A. Fox's hit film

(A/N: there's a lot going on at the same time so please think of this story as a movie...and before I forget our main character will speaking to you a lot!)

Chapter 6: Lying Men & Working Late

Walking out of the building with Ginny still upset about the emotional pain Harry had inflicted on her. Hermione begins to give her attention to you.

"Before a man cheats on you there are always signs"

(In a blank room where random men give out excuses.)

"I was working late."

"What are a you trying to say? What's wrong with me trying to get buy underwear? Yeah I wear fruit of the looms, but I wanted to try on Calvin Kleins."

"I was working late."

"My ring? Honey it's right here in my jacket pocket. It was irritating my finger."

"I was working late."

"I know I haven't worked out in over three years. But I'm trying to get back in shape just for you."

(Hermione's voice appearing in the background)

"The number one excuse for a cheating man is…"

"I was working late."

Snapping back into reality Hermione speaks to us once again before driving away from the apartment staring directly at you.

"That's right… I was working late."

Making a hand motion to the obvious answer she begins to drive off into the sunset.

Back in Hermione's beautifully decorated and illuminated house and homey living room; we see all the girls together having a drink or two and sitting back having a few laughs.

"There you go." Said Hermione passing a drink to Luna.

Ginny interrupting. "Are you ready to go Mione?"

"I can't I have dinner with Draco."

"Oh… Draco." All the girls said while mimicking her.

"Don't hate!" said Hermione trying to be ghetto.

"We're not." Said Luna speaking on behalf of the others.

Diedre chiming in. "She can't go. A sisters trying to get something to eat."

"You can't stay to have drink with your good friends?" Said Hermione sounding a little upset.

"No I'm hungry… there are two things you don't mess with my man and my food. Either one I have to cut you." Nagged Diedre, while she sliced her hand through the air. Making the others laugh.

"That's ghetto." Said Luna.

"Yes honey, ghetto fabulous and proud." Responding to Lunas remark.

Luna turned her attention towards Ginny. And began. "I heard about you redecorating Harry's flat."

"Yes and with a bat. I broke all his precious belongings. That's what he gets for lying. All he ever does is lie!"

Coming into semi-defense Deidre interrupts. "At least he's got a job. He's better than my sorry ass man. You know what I don't understand? Is how a man can have a mouthful of gold teeth and be broke. I don't get that shit!"

As everyone is laughing Hermione begins. "A teeth just loaded." Making a braces motion says. "A grand!" making the girls laugh even harder.

Luna looking a little sad and staring at her wine glass interrupts. "Ron has some nice teeth."

Ginny getting a little hot headed. "He should for what they cost you!"

"Don't start!" she snapped.

Diedre intervening. "They did set you back a bit. I don't know hat you ever saw in him."

Luna just smiled and started to move her hips in a sexual motion. The girls just started to go wild. Ginny being his little sister yelled. "Get Out Here." Sounding sarcastic.

Hermione sounding interested and pleased said. "So that's what she saw in him."

"Has to do it every time! And was sprung. Okay? SPRUNG!" giving Luna props to her conquest.

Calming them down from Luna's indulgence Hermione started. "Let's just say he knows how to handle his business."

Nodding in agreement Ginny says. "That's important."

Jumping into the subject Diedre gave Ginny a low five and responded. "I can testify to that. I'll tell you, Tyrone maybe broke and have a mouth fool of gold teeth but he's a pipe laying fool!" Making her deep she continues. "My baby can ay down the pipe!"

As all the girls began their fits of laughter once again Diedre in the background pretends to be moaning in ecstasy.

Ginny calmed herself don enough in order to interrogate Hermione. "Mione what about Draco and his fine self? And he's a professional man too."

They all sat there in agreement as Diedre made her comment. "Yummy."

Luna a little buzzed responds. "A lawyer."

Ginny saying. "Treats her like a queen."

Being the pervert that she is Diedre comments. "Baby got big… umm… feet! I'm sorry for noticing his… uh… feet."

Sipping her wine Hermione just simply said. "He can hang a suit too."

After a couple of seconds in silence Deidre just randomly stands up and starts dancing hearing two of the girls yell. "Go Diedre!" Then the rest start to dance along with the outgoing woman.

Hearing the phone ring Hermione asks Luna to pick up the phone to check who it was. As they continue to dance we hear Luna in the background "Hello."

And Diedres outburst. "Shake that ass! Woo!"

Hanging up the phone Luna walks up to Hermione and tells her calmly. "That was Draco. He said he can't do dinner. He's working late."

In total shock Hermione just silently lipped "Working late?"

A/N: Ok I finally got everyone back on track to where I left off at this moment I'm writting a truly fresh chappie for those that were reading this story before it got deleted. Refer everyone to read and review this story... I swear if this story gets deleted again I'll just scream and complain, it won't be pretty.

You Gotta Keep It Real

B.B.