Alright! I'm only ten days behind my starting deadline this time!
Yawi: That, for us, is a miracle.
Hikari: I would've started earlier, but I only got TWO reviews! That's only one less than my review counter! WHY, PEOPLE? WHY! (sulks in a corner)
Yawi: And her beta never reviewed, even though he promised. (glares at her beta) I guess I'll reply to our two reviews now, since Hikari of the Moon is sulking.
xXRoseGoddess874Xx: Long name; I think I spelled it right. When we're done writing, I'll drag Hikari off and check your stories out. Thanks.
Duke Devlin Boy: Thanks for telling us it repeated last chapter. We hope it doesn't this time.
Hikari: (comes back out and hands both her reviews the 'KA-BOOM! Your laptop go bye-bye!' shirts) This is the second-to-last chapter! I had it all as one, but it was six pages with this author's note, so I split it in two. And I'm changing the genres from Drama/Romance to Drama/Humor, since that scene in the first chapter is the only romance scene ever. CUE DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: Serenity: Hikari of the Moon does not own Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh! Waking the Dragons, OR Yu-gi-oh! GX. Nor does she own the movie First Daughter, no matter how good it was. She owns…herself, her yami, the plot of this fanfiction, a busted laptop, and…26 cents?
Hikari: Nope, I just made ten bucks! (takes the bet-money from Yawi and adds to disclaimer) I'm not making money off this. I get money each week from random things, and I blow it each week. Go figure.
Warning! Some people may consider what I'm doing to Tea this chapter 'Tea-bashing'. I am not trying to do that. She's just being a typical fangirl. Please don't flame me about that!
Still dedicated to the first 30 reviewers of Yami Imitations and Other Ways to Get Out of Class
The masked man on the left, who had just paraphrased Jesse McCartney, groaned and said, "Ryou is obsessed with that song!"
The one in the center started laughing, and between laughs, said, "Ryou listens to Jesse McCartney!"
"Good blackmail powers!" The one on the right exclaimed.
"Oh shut up," The one on the left snapped, "You can't blackmail Ryou, Marik. I own you."
"Huh?" The one on the right, Marik, said, "What're you talking about, Kura?"
(A/N: Sorry to interrupt, but I mean the yami, and not the hikari. The one with REALLY spiky hair is Marik, and one who schemed with Bakura in Battle City is Malik. Please continue.)
"I still kept those pictures from the beach party. And don't call me 'Kura'!" The one on the left, obviously Bakura, snapped.
I was getting annoyed by now, so I screamed, "DO YOU THREE IDIOTS MIND?" They all stared at me. "WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER!"
Tea stared at me as well, and shrieked, "DON'T CALL MY YAMI-KINS AN IDIOT!" I could just tell the masked man in the center, Yami, was blushing. The other two darker halves started to snicker.
"You're dating Tea, Yami-kins?" Bakura snickered. Marik was too busy laughing to talking.
"No, I'm-" Yami started.
"OH YAMI-KINS," Tea interrupted. "OF COURSE I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" Tea ran over and latched onto his arm in happiness.
"That girl has lost it." Mai stated.
"I agree, Mai." I replied.
Marik reached over and pulled off Yami's mask, as well as Bakura's and his own. "I'm right, he is blushing!" Marik gleefully said after seeing Yami's face.
"We came here on business, not for pleasure, Yami." Bakura sneered.
"I…can't…feel…my…fingers…" Yami said painfully. We all ignored him.
"Business?" I questioned. What business could they have here?
"We aren't letting you have our souls!" Mai shouted.
"Not that, girly!" Marik said hyperly, "We came to check on your sleepover!"
"Oh! We're doing great, thanks!" Mai replied excitedly.
"How did you know we were having a sleepover, Marik?" I asked, totally confused.
"It's the tenth annual sleepover weekend!" Marik exclaimed.
I was still confused. "What?"
"Let me explain." Bakura interjected, "You see…"
Around ten minutes, five cups of hot chocolate, and one bashing-Yami-with-a-crowbar fest later, Bakura had finished telling the story of the sleepover weekend. I still wasn't convinced.
"So you're telling me that here in Domino, on the third week after school starts, everyone has to have a sleepover with two others?" I suppose I sounded like I thought they were crazy, but I was talking to Bakura, Marik, and Yami after all!
"Yup! And these two feuding idiots are my sleepover!" Marik said, hugging both the other darkers at the same time.
"Marik, ya look gay doing that." Mai pointed out.
"THANKS!" Marik yelled.
"I think someone bashed him over the head with that Rod of his one too many times!" Yami declared before shoving him away. Bakura pushed him off at the same time, and Marik went flying backwards into the remains of the broken window.
"NOW I HAVE GLASS UP MY-"
"MARIK! NO SWEARING INFRONT OF THE LADIES!" Yami and Bakura lectured.
"Besides," Tea stated, "This is only rated K+."
"Okay…" I said, scooting away from Tea, who was obviously crazy from the hot chocolate and the three blows from the crowbar. Everyone who didn't have her clinging to his arm did the same.
"You didn't know it was the sleepover weekend, Serenity?" Mai asked me.
"I don't go to school here." I reminded her.
"Oh yeah…" Mai trailed off.
"So, we'll be off now." Yami said, standing up with some difficultly. It's hard with Miss Fan-Girl of the Month on your arm! I should know, I had to carry her three blocks one time! …Don't ask.
"Drop by my brother's house," I commented, "He's there with Yugi and Tristan."
Bakura smirked his evil smirk and said quietly, "I know just what to do there…" He then leapt out the broken window; Marik, with a call of "Wait for me!", jumping out after him.Yami's face paled and he screamed after his two companions, "DON'T HURT YUGI!" He turned to face Mai and me and asked, "Is there any way to get her off my arm?"
Mai and I looked at each other, and replied as one, "Kiss her."
Yami groaned, and pleaded, "Is that the only way?" We both nodded. This would be fun to watch! Yami sighed, lifted Tea up to his eye-level, and kissed her quickly on the lips. Tea, being the fan-girl that she is, did what all fan-girls do when the boy you are a fan of kisses you: She fainted. Yami jumped back, and dashed out the window, chanting 'EW! EW! EW! EW!' the whole way. After that, I had another three days of therapy with Mai.
"Well, that was…" Mai started.
"Yeah, it really was…" I tried to talk, but I couldn't find the words. Both of us then cracked up over what happened, and spent two whole minutes laughing about it.
Tea woke up about a half an hour after Mai and I stopped laughing. She spent three minutes looking for Yami, and then started to cry. Mai gave her some tissues though, and she stopped crying really quickly. We were then left completely bored.
"What now, Mai?" I asked.
"Well…" As usual, Mai had no clue about what we should do.
"We could watch a movie." Tea suggested.
"Only if you're back to normal." Mai said.
"Of course I am! Friends are always normal around their friends! Friendly friendliness is necessary to being friends! Now, what friendly movie should we watch, Mai?"
"Well, I just got First Daughter on DVD. We could watch that." Mai recommended.
"YES!" I exclaimed, "I've been DIEING to see that movie!"
"Is it friendly?" Tea asked.
"…Yeah." Mai replied.
"Then I'll watch it with my friends!" Tea said excitedly.
Mai reached into her pocket, pulled out $20, and said, "If I give you this money, will you stop saying 'friends' or any form of the word for the rest of the sleepover?" Tea nodded. "Then here." She then handed the money to Tea, who put it in her pocket, and mouthed to me that she was hitting the jackpot tonight. I just rolled my eyes, and claimed the big arm chair. I was not sitting on the couch with these two tonight!
Yawi: One more to go!
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