Author's Note: I created this in approximately five minutes. I had this idea pop into my mind for some odd reason. This rap is sung by the Dinobots, but without the 'Me Grimlock's' and other horrid speech mistakes. This song also features two of my own Dinobots. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot:
Disclaimer: The Transformers belong to Hasbro, except my own Dinos. The lyrics belong to me.
Author's (second) Note: And now I present to you:
G1 Dinobot Rap
Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop in unison: We are the Dinobots, dino, dino, bo-bo-bots! And we are gonna get the Decepticons!
Grimlock: Dinobots, we transform to dinosaurs!
Swoop: And got involved in the Earthen Wars!
Snarl: We are Grimlock, Snarl and Slag -
Slag: And Sludge and Swoop - we'll be back!
Sludge: I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout!
Slag: Yeah, you're not bright, beyond doubt!
Grimlock: Shut up, Slag, or I'll bite you!
Swoop: And I'll bring in the rest of the crew!
Swift: I'm Second-in-Command, the Raptor of the team!
Spout: And I'm Spout, the Elasmosaur, be gone in a breem!
Grimlock and Dinobots (Swift and Spout, too): We are the Dinobots, dino, dino, bo-bo-bots! And we are gonna get the Decepticons!
Grimlock: Yeah, the Cons are gonna get it!
Snarl: And I fight as I see fit!
Slag: I just wanna fight rough!
Swoop: And I help when it gets tough!
Sludge: And I just quake 'n quake around!
Swift: We throw the Cons into a mound!
Spout: And when the job gets done...
All Dinobots: We'll all be gone!
Grimlock: Assemble! Dinobots, to Cybertron!
All Dinobots: We're comin' home, so beware, Megatron!