Chloe poured a glass of black kool-aide. "This should help, Lex…LEX!"

She shrieked, he was weak on the verge of unconsciousness. "Don't fall asleep!"

"…but Chloe, I'm just so tired…" he whispered.

The trickle of kool-aide down his throat made him cough. "what?"

Chloe took a step back, and warned Lana to stay back to.Lex grunted a curled in a ball. "it hurts" he barely manged.

The room vibrated and a flash of light burst. Then to Lana and Chloe's amazement, Lex began to tear out his hair. Or rather it's hair. It's purple spiky, "HOOVER DAMN! WHY ISN'T MY HAIR THIS COOL?" Lex shrieked.

The bald man dogged another blow. It was a losing battle; the purple highlighted creature had the advantage of strength. In a low husky voice Lex whispered, "'Cmon Sparky bring it!"

Looking around Chloe got an idea. Chloe shouted to Lex, "Catch!"

She threw an empty jug to Lex. In the second it took him to stand up the beast lunged at his chest. If you listened careful you could almost here it yell, "MY NAME IS NOT SPARKY!"

The force of the blow threw him back against the wall. Of course, as Lex moved out of the projectile's way, the beast was now underneath it. With the lack of opposable thumbs, all 'Sparky/Lexy' could do was watch as it crashed in slow motion on his head.

The wolf thing once unconscious and was quickly absorbed. Lex stood and smiled. "Thanks" he gasped, making a thumbs' up signal.

As Chloe rushed over to him with the intent to lead him towards a chair he passed out.

o-o-o-o-o

When he awoke again, it was midnight. He was in his bed. In front of him an old Dracula film was playing.

"Sweet! Your awake!"

Lex was in his silk pajamas. He looked quizzically at Clark who was lounging on a sleep bag on the floor next to his bed. Clark giggled, "No you changed your own clothes! You were, like, half awake for a few minutes. Then you lay down and feel back asleep. I've been here making sure you woke up okay. It seems your wrist has healed and everything."

"Yeah, I'm okay," He grunted.

"Oh good! Are you thirsty? There's a glass of kool-aide here with your name on it…"

There was a scream from the … television screen.

o-o-o-o

Within the next few days life was slowly returning to normal. Halloween Lex now dreaded with it's onslaught of kool-aide jokes. But other than that things were normal. Lana was an air head. Chloe was a brain. Clark told secrets. And Pete went to therapy for his catnip addiction. Yeah, okay, normal for Smallville, at least.

THE END! LOL! HOPE Y'ALL LIKED! THANKS TO ANYONE WHO HELPED WITH ANY IDEAS, THANK YOU AND TEN POINTS!