"Sure, why the fuck not right? I mean we've already done a whole bunch of screwed up crap today, so might as well talk to a mouse right?" Alice wasn't paying any mind to Molly she was already speaking to the mouse, "Oh, Mouse!"
The mouse just looked at that little ugly girl wearing that annoying weird dress.
"Perhaps it doesn't speak English," sighed Alice.
"Right, that makes perfect sense, no really it does. I mean a mouse shouldn't be able to talk to us anyway's."
"No that's not what I mean, maybe it speaks French." Molly smacked her own head a said, "Why the hell did I follow you down that hole?"
"Ou est ma Chatte?" After the mouse heard that he jumped and ran away from Alice shaking in fright.
"What the hell did you say to him?" Molly asked.
"I don't know, I just said the first line out of my French book."
"Think kid! What does it mean!"
"I think I said something about a cat."
"Oh my gosh, are you stupid! Why didn't you say something else in French?"
"That's all I know how to say."
"Idiot."
Alice turned back to the mouse and yelled, "I beg your pardon, I forgot you don't like cats."
"Not like cats!" the Mouse cried sharply, "Would you like cats if you were me?"
"I suppose not," said Alice. "Please don't be angry. Though I wish I could introduce you to my cat, Dinah. I think you would change your mind about cats if you met her." Molly was standing behind the mouse now waving her arms frantically trying to shut Alice up but Alice continued.
"She's such a dear, quiet thin. She sits calmly by the fire, licking her paws and washing her face." Molly then cut in, "Okay Alice that's enough about your cat! What don't care about what he does."
"You mean what she does, and she's so soft to pet, and she's so good at catching mice-" When that poor mouse heard this he began to shake again.
"Oh, I beg your pardon yet again, we won't talk about Dinah."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" complained Molly.
"No, if you were trying to tell me something then you should have just said it."
"Please! Just don't let me hear that name again." pleaded the Mouse.
"Okay, I promise." said Alice. There was awkward silence and I guess Alice was desperate to think of something to say so she started talking about a dog, "Do you like dogs? There is such a nice, little dog I know that I'd like you to see. A little, bright-eyed terrier, with long, curly, brown hair! It fetches things when you throw them. It will also sit up and bef for it's dinner, and all sorts of other things. It belongs to a farmer, and he says that it's so useful because it kills all the rats, and-oh dear!"
"Damn it, Alice. There goes are only friend!"
"Mouse, dear, do come back again! I'm so sorry I frightened you! I promise I won't talk about cats or dogs, if you don't like them!" The Mouse turned around back to Molly and Alice.
"Man that Mouse is stupid! Why the hell did he come back?"
"I don't know, just don't scare him, Molly." said Alice, she made it sound like Molly scared the Mouse twice away.
"Let's go the shore over there," said the Mouse to Alice and Molly. As they swam there was silence so Molly whispered in the Mouse's ear, "Dinah." He jumped and swam ahead of them, Molly was laughing her ass off.
(A/N: I'm skipping the whole part where they dry off with all the other creatures, it's to boring.)
SO they got to the shore and the mouse looked at Molly and Alice and thought of the bad times with them and he ran off.
"How rude," stated Alice. But then she forgot what just happened when she saw the White Rabbit again.
"Hey look it's Melvin!" yelled Molly.
"The Duchess! Oh, my dear paws! Oh, my fur and whiskers! She'll have me executed! Where could I have put them?" asked the White Rabbit to himself.
Seeing how Alice is stupid she started looking on the ground frantically looking for whatever the Rabbit lost. The White Rabbit spotted Alice and said, "Mary Anne, what are you doing here? Run home this instant and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan!" Alice didn't even try to explain that he had her mistaken for someone else so she ran to his house looking for gloves and a fan. Molly followed her behind the trees and stayed out of view, he she didn't want to do errands for a Rabbit!
Alice soon found the house and was walking up the stairs and was saying, "How odd this is, running errands for a rabbit! I suppose Dinah will be sending me on errands next!" Alice thought of her cat sending her to fetch something then Alice shuddered at the thought.
Alice made her way to the table in a little neat room and found several pairs of gloves and a fan. Alice grabbed them and was about to leave the room when she noticed a little bottle with the label DRINK ME on it. Alice checked for a poison sign and she couldn't find one so she drank it.
"Something interesting always happens when I eat or drink something, I hope I grow large again I'm tired of being so small." Alice started growing and growing and growing when suddenly she was to big for the house! Molly who was outside talking to herself saying, "I'm getting tired of that Alice chick, I should ditch her. Actually I have a fear of being all alone...maybe I shouldn't get rid of the loser, but she keeps getting herself in odd predicaments..." Then Molly looked at the house and saw that Alice was...well sticking out of it.
"I'd rather be at home, I'm tired of growing big and small all the time. And being ordered around by mice and rabbits. I used to read fairy tales and thing of the magical things and think it would be cool if it really happened and here I am right in the middle of one! Someone should write a book about me. In fact I'll tell that Molly girl to do it." stated Molly.
The White Rabbit when up to the door and was shouting,"Mary Anne! Fetch me my gloves this instant!" The rabbit opened the door and was walking up the stairs. Alice was afraid of being scolded so she started trembling which shook the house she forgot that she was like a thousand times larger than the rabbit so the rabbit should be afraid of her. So Alice was kicking and waving her arms, and chased the rabbit with her hands so he couldn't get upstairs.
Molly was watching Alice's hand come out the window which was chasing the rabbit, "Alice you must be on something..."
"Pat, Pat! Where are you?" The White Rabbit yelled, he was looking for someone.
"Right here," answered a voice, he was standing right in front of the white rabbit.
"That idiot." said Molly.
"Come help me! There's something sticking out my window!"
"It appears to be and arm, your honor," answered back the voice.
"An arm? That size! It fills the whole window!"
"That it does..."
"Well what are we going to do about it?"
As the other animal was thinking Molly was standing close by so she coughed loudly and said, cough "Burn the house down." cough
"I know! We'll burn the house down!" answered that voice, who obviously heard Molly but he was stupid so he thought it was his idea.
"If you do then I'll set my cat on you!" yelled Alice, she didn't want to be burned!
"Damn it.." sighed Molly, that other creature, will call him pat...well Pat heard what Molly said and copied her again, "damn it." So Pat and the White Rabbit started throwing stuff in the window, they threw bread and Alice ate it and shrank and ran out the house and Molly followed, she was tired of Pat coping her so she decided to go with Alice.