"Okay so how are we going to fit in the tiny ass door over there?" questioned Molly. Instead of answering Molly Alice just pulled out some food and bit half and gave the rest to Molly.
"Eew! I don't want some nasty mushroom that you bit off of! Hell, I wouldn't even want a mushroom to eat!" But Molly saw that Alice was shrinking so Molly quickly ate her mushroom and began shrinking down to the door size also.
"So do you have the key?" asked Alice, as she turned to face Molly.
Molly's eyes grew wide and said, "No! And you can think twice if I have to go through all that drowning again!"
Alice started laughing and pulled the key out of her white apron like shirt pocket.
"Why you little bitch! Who knew you were one for joking?"
So Molly yanked the key from Alice's hands and opened the door. Inside was the most beautiful garden with bright flower beds and cool fountains. A large rose tree stood near the entrance to the garden. THe roses growing on it were white, but three gardeners were busily painting them red. Molly turned to Alice and whispered, "Now you know those...cards! Are they cards? Well anyway's you know those..cards..are on crack."
But Alice payed no mind to Molly, as usual, and went up to the cards and was listening to them speak.
"Look out, Five! Don't go splashing paint on me like that!"
"I couldn't help it," said five, "Seven bumbed my elbow."
"That's right Five. Always blame others!"
"You'd beter not talk," responded Five, "I heard the Queen say only yesterday that you deserved to be beheaded!"
"What for?"
"That's none of your business!"
Molly walked closer to Alice and started talking about their conversation, "Okay so now I've grown a bit sorry for Seven, he seems to be the one who gets in trouble. And isn't it his business as to why he's going to be beheaded? And Two just kind-of stays to himself, and well I don't really like Five. So how about you Alice?"
"Gosh, Molly, you make it sound like were reading a book and your picking out your favorite characters." The Cards saw Molly and Alice and they bowed low and hid the paint behind them.
"Would you please tell me why you are painting those roses red?"
"Are you...a spy for the Queen?" asked Seven.
"No, were just Rusian spys...not the Queens," joked Molly.
"Okay, well this is supposed to be a red rose bush, but we planted white ones by mistake. ANd if the Queen finds out she'l behead us all!"
"Thats it I'm out of here then!" said Molly as she began to walk away but Alice stopped her.
"I think we should help them paint! I don't want anyone's heads coming off!"
"Well then you help, but I'll be laughing when they have your head on a stick in their art gallery!...actually I would probable throw up..but that's besides the point!"
Molly sat down as she watched Two, Seven, Five, and Alice all paint the bush as they kept saying, "Were painting the roses red, were painting the roses red!" Molly soon made a song out of this.
"Were painting the roses red! We painting the roses red! If we don't then the Queen will have our heads! You'll see us in the gallery but will all be dead!" Suddenly you heard someone yelling, "The Queen! The Queen!"
The three gardnered threw themselves falt on their faces as a whole bunch of cards, the white rabbit, and the Queen came by.
The Queen turned to Alice and Molly and asked, "What is your name?"
"Alice,"
"Molly," said Alice and Molly and the same time.
"One at a time! One at a time!"
"My name is Alice," said Molly.
"And my name is Molly," Said Alice. Molly started laughing and then Alice said, "Oh wait my name is Alice and this is Molly."
"IMPOSTER! I am no Molly! I am Queen Alice, Queen of the white to red roses." At this the three cards turned even paler than their white spots on their bodies.
"No she's not! She's Molly and there is no Queen of the white to red roses!" objected Alice.
"Oh, and how could you know? You've never been outside of, 'the Queen of Hearts is a helpless git' land. Where your the Queen!"
At this the Queen of Hearts turned red and yelled, "OFF WITH HER HEAD!" A card came running by and said, "Which one?"
"Molly!...er...Alice!...er...the RULER OF THE QUEEN OF HEARTS IS A HELPLESS GIT LAND!"
"That would be her," Molly pointed to Alice.
"No, you've got it all wrong! I'm-"
"Oh A...Molly, are you calling the Queen of Hearts stupid now?"
"Why no, of course not! But I-"
"Well then shut-up and lets proceed with the statement, "Off with her head!""
"Yes lets..." started the Queen but then card Two caught her eye, he had red spots on him.
"Number Two, tell me why your all red."
Card Two started to tremble and he returned to his white stage, "I uh uh uh uh uh-"
"SILENCE! No tell me directly what you mean by 'uh'"
"Well...See number Seven planted the wrong trees and now he made me paint the white roses red!"
"It's not true! DOn't listen to number two! He lies it was all Five's idea!"
"NO it wasn't my idea! IT was Seven's fault but number Two made us all do it!"
"No they both lie! It was-"
"SILENCE! Young girl, er...Queen of white roses to red, tell me what happend."
"Well It was all three of their faults and they even wrote a song about it! IT goes like this, Were painting the roses red, or the Queen will have our heads, then we'll be put in a art gallery but we will all be dead."
"It was all Queen of the white to red roses fault!" piped up Alice.
"Excuse me!" Yelled Molly.
"Yes it was, which is why she is Queen of the WHITE to RED ROSES! She told them to paint the white roses to red! So she is calling your garden her kingdom!"
"Why you little devil! OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
"With who's head?" asked MOlly.
"WHy yours!"
"ANd what's my name?"
"ALICE!"
"Very well, off with Alice's head, but my name is Felix," said Molly, for she saw the Cheshire cat in the crowds.
"Righ...What?" asked the Queen.
"Yes, I'm Queen Felix of I Shall Never Be Beheaded land! And that's Molly Alice, she is ruler of both bad lands."
"Oh...well yes well that does make a load of sense...and I can't behead a Queen from can't be beheaded land!"
"Yes, why no you can't, so off with Molly Alice's head?"
"Yes, OFF WITH HER HEA-" But the Queens husband cut her off, "My dear, can't we just let her live? I mean she only is just a child."
"Very well ON WITH HER HEAD!"
"What! That's crazy talk!"
"OFF WITH FELIX'S HEAD!"
"Okay I'm sorry your majesty!"
"NEVERMIND!"
"Why dear Molly Alice and Felix, have you ever played croquet?" MOlly and Alice...or Molly Alice and Felix gave each other uneasy glances, and they instantly forgave each other for trying to kill one another. They thought they might need each other's help to survive the Queens game.