"Hush! Hush! said the White Rabbit in a low, hurried tone, looking anxiously over his shoulder.
"What the fook is your problem, Melvin, my home dawg?"
"A-ba-uh...What?"
"What be your problem? You can't understand me fool!"
"QUIET BACK THERE!" Screamed the Queen.
The White Rabbit quietly and slowly said, "The Duchess is under sentence of execution."
"What for?" asked Alice.
"Did you say, 'What a pity'?" asked the White Rabbit.
"What? How the hell did you get, 'What a pity' out of 'What for?'" objected Molly. The White Rabbit wasn't listeing to Molly and he waited for Alice's replie.
"No, I didn't, I said what for?"
"SHe boxed the Queen's ears," the White Rabbit whispered.
"And you complain that you can't understand me? Well what is it that your saying?" complained Molly.
The Rabbit gave Molly an evil glare and then finished what he was saying, "The Queen will hear you! You see, the Duchess arrived rather late, and the Queen said-" The Rabbit was interrupted by the Queen, who tundered, "Get to your places at once!" People bagan running in all directions. THen they all got situated, except Molly and Alice didn't know where to stand or what to do so they just stood there.
"What a curious croquet field," whispered Alice to Molly.
Molly was looking down at her nails trying to even them out, not paying any mind to the queer croquet field, "OH really," was her replie, "how so?"
"Well maybe if you looked up you would notice that the croquet balls are live hedgehogs and that the mallets are life flamingoes and the arch metal things are the cards!"
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed."
"I already know that you-" But will never know what Alice was going to call Molly because then the Queen interupted them.
"Felix! Alice-Molly, why are you two just standing there?" barked the Queen.
"Well you see miss, we didn't know where to stand," came Alice's answer.
"Well grab a mallet and get to croquet! We are all Queens here so we can be civil to."
"Ha ha, yeah right, there's no way in hell you can be civil," screamed Molly, forgeting she can't talk that way to the Queen.
"Ecuse me? What did you say Queen of Can't Be Behead Land?"
"What? I didn't say anything it was Molly-Alice who said it. I'm awfully sorry."
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
"My dear...we haven't even had the chance to play croquet with her, let the child live," piped up her husband.
"Yes, LET HER LIVE!" barked the Queen.
"You know, "king" I'm getting tired of you," sighed Molly.
"Well I'm sorry..."
They started playing croquet and they had the WORST time. Then it was the Queens turn and the Chesire cat appeard on her back.
"Hey look it's Felix!" squeled Molly to Alice.
"How are you getting along?" asked the cat, more to Alice than Molly.
"THey don't play at all faily, they argure way to much here. THey sure don't have any rules."
"How do you like the Queen?"
"Not at all she's so very-" but then Alice saw the Queen was listening so she said, "so very likely to win that it's hardly worthwhile finisheing the game!" The Queen smiled and walked on.
"Oh nice save," whispered Molly.
"QUEEN! I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" yelled MOlly
"Molly! What are you doing?"
"I dunno."
"Yes, you had to tell me something?"
"Yeah, me and Molly-ALice here really aren't Queens, and my name's Molly not Felix and her's is just ALice. We've been lying to you this WHOLE TIME!":
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" The cards started chasing MOlly and Alice so they ran and ran and ran until they ran out of a tree and into a new world.
"Where are we?" asked Alice.
"I think...I think were back home!" cried Molly.
"Oh...well I'm going to miss the Hatter and the Hare..."
"I'm going to miss Felix and Melivn..." They Molly and Alice walked home and were questioning themselves on wether they are sane or not...
THE END!