Samie's note: Fast cars and hotties. Love it, love it.

Disclaimer: Okay… you see Rinoa's fat head? Yeah, well, she wouldn't even exist if I owned the game… I mean… it's insulting!

Warnings: Adult themes, derrr… Uh, sexy thangs, and… cursing.

Squall POV

I down shifted without slowing down and took the turn head on. I never brake for turns.

Amazing how I haven't crashed yet.

Up shift. Slam the gas down. Win the race. Take the cash. Bail before the police bust in. Go to Cloud's Fight Club. Fight. Win more cash. Go to Sephiroth's. Have sex with both of them. Sleep in both their arms. Wake up late afternoon next day. Basically repeat with meals and showers thrown in.

And the drugs, clubs, and drinks.

I streaked past the finish, collected my cash and set off towards the Soldier.

The club was packed. It usually is. Which is good, the more people, the more money.

"Hey." A voice said in my ear while arms wrapped around my waist from behind. The owner nibbled on my ear—trying to get me to relax, I suppose.

"Cloud." The name came out as a sigh as I leaned further into him.

"Mmm," the teeth left my ear to nibble at my neck. "Feel like a fight?"

I smiled. "Give me someone pretty." I could feel him nod and walk off. I feel…

Tired. Yes, I'm tired.

I made my way toward the gated 'ring.' Cloud beckoned me to go inside and wait.

I stood, facing the gate, waiting for my opponent to walk through it.

I wasn't disappointed.

As per my request, Cloud got me a guy who, though still larger than I am, was quite pretty in the face.

How unfortunate for him…

I feel like destroying something pretty right now.

"You look like a little girl." He sneered at me.

"And you look like a dumbass pussy." Well, that got him over the edge.

He swung at me hard and fast.

Just the way I like it.

Thirty minutes later, it was obvious he was never going to be pretty again.

I saw a flash of sliver and turned to see Sephiroth waiting for me. When I reached him, he descended and started a lip-tongue-teeth war before pulling away to breathe.

Hard and fast.

"Cloud's got stuff to do here, you're coming with me to eat." He had that look in his eye, that look that says he's gonna make me eat whether I want to or not.

I just nodded as he put an arm around me to steer me towards the back doors.

Different person's POV (Guess who… lol)

No way in Hell that was Squall.

How about that ending…? Cliffhanger much? Well, review and find out what happens in another fun filled chapter of Life in the Fast Lane!

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