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Voooooooomstuffers. Uh, where we last left off.
"It was annoying me," He explained when she stared at him for taking it off. She was about to say how she used all Anzu's hard earned money for buying that when she crashed into someone from the land of oz or something. Rin, and the unknown creature of darkness, went crashing down to the overly-shinny mall floor. What the hell is up with this floor? Did people sit there for hours at a time and wash it? Malik blinked staring down at the dazed Rin and the twitching Yami, who was being squashed. Anzu wasn't too far away from Malik, and he could almost feel the small jealousy that the girl had for Rin. Anzu was trying really hard to be worried for Rin, but the ping in her heart made her want to attack Rin and this led her to feel guilty.
Rin was dazed, not really sure what had happened. Malik and Anzu were staring down at her. Malik looked like he was about to point and laugh and Anzu seemed to have mixed emotions. But...where was Yami? Where was the great God that controlled them all with his sexy eyebrows? Rin pondered why the ground was soft, but shrugged it off. "Where am I?" Rin looked dazed as she glanced around. "Hey, where'd Yami go? Is he dead?" Rin asked, cocking her head to the side. Malik raised a brow to this.
"You're sitting on him." Malik pointed out grinning, and Rin glanced down to find that Malik was right. She stared at Yami and then poked him out of randomness. Yami blinked, his gaze shifted toward Anzu who was staring else where. His heart leaped, catching a hurt gaze hidden in those blue eyes. Rin followed Yami's gaze, picturing Seto pushing Anzu out of the way, batting his eyelashes at Yami.
"Rin-Chan," Yami started, his eyes never leaving Anzu. Rin jerked back into reality and glanced over to the Pharaoh. "Please get off me." The boy said kindly. Rin was tempted to just sit there. Maybe even laugh at him as she sat. Anzu's face flashed into her mind and Rin realized how the girl must be feeling at the moment.
"Gah!" Rin cried, feeling like she was just caught having an affair with Anzu's husband. As if sitting on fire, Rin flew up and flapped her arms around like a demented bird. "It burns, it burns!" She shrieked loudly enough for people to glance over to the group. Anzu, Malik and the half-dead pharaoh stared at her as she ran in a circle around them. As Rin ran--or waddled--past Anzu, she pushed the girl. Anzu lost balance and fell onto of Yami, nearly kissing him. The two teens turned very red, gazing at each other. Rin stopped running and stood next to Malik, who knew Rin planned the "fall" and "Almost Kiss". He smirked at her and she held up the peace sign, grinning back.
"Uh, sorry Yami-Kun." Anzu gushed. Yami gave her a heart-skipping smile which Anzu melted over.
"It's alright Anzu-Chan," He replied warmly, as he laid there. People passing by glared, thinking they were doing 'something'. Rin was suddenly beside the two, holding her hand out as if waiting for someone to take it. Anzu, giving Yami a small grin, glanced over to Rin and took her hand. Rin didn't bother helping Yami up and skipped around Anzu like a small child.
"I'm hungry! I'm hungry!" She whined in an annoying high-pitched voice. Malik scowled slightly, wincing at her high pitched squeal when Anzu told her that they were in front of the food court. Yami was back on his feet, dusting himself off. He turned to the feeks. No, not feeks...losers. Aw, that isn't nice. CANDY STICKS. Rinnah always wanted to be a candy stick. Wheee. Malik pointed to the doors which lead to the over-sized food court. He wondered how Rin could possibly miss that.
"Your stairway to heaven." He replied in cocky way, grinning. Rin tilted her head to the side, staring at Malik as of he were a large cow. Anzu and Yami were having a hard time looking at each other, and every time they caught glances they'd blushed. Someone ought to slap them silly. Rin swiftly walked over to the doors, and Malik crossed his arms half-hoping she'd trip.
Rin stood in front of the doors, tugging at the handle with all her might. Malik, Anzu and Yami stared at her. Rin hadn't seen the large sign on the doors that said "Push", and was pulling very hard. Malik began to tap his foot. He was a very impatient person.
"Shouldn't we say something?" Yami asked concerned, glancing over to Anzu and Malik. Malik rolled his eyes as Anzu shook her head.
"No, she's a big girl now. She needs to learn on her own." Anzu replied motherly as Rin was now tugging angrily at the door, one foot on the wall beside it. She began to make dog-like growling noises. An elderly couple jumped back in fright as they walked past. Malik, already slightly annoyed and humored, walked over to her and pulled open the door beside the short girl. Rin, in her tugging pose, just stared bewildered. Letting go of the door she had been tugging at. Blinking, she pointed at Malik in an accusing way.
"Witch!" She shrieked, as Yami and Anzu sweat dropped behind her. Malik was slightly taken aback and surprised. "You witch! You made the door become a pull, didn't you? Didn't you! You witch! Burn him, he's a witch! Hurry villagers! Hurry!" Rin shrieked toward people walking by. The people, in return, rolled their eyes muttering to themselves.
"Indeed I am." Malik replied darkly, rolling his eyes and walking into the food court. Rin blinked, watching the boy sulk off. She had hoped he'd play along with her, and was rejected. Without a second glance to Anzu or Yami, she pulled open the door and skipped after him. "Malik!" She shrieked, catching up to him. The boy glanced down at her. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." She replied honestly. Malik merely shrugged it off. "Did I offend you? I did, didn't I?" The Egyptian's gaze met hers. He smirked, flicking her on the forehead.
"I'm not a chick." He replied, referring to when Rin called him a witch. Rin stared at him, obviously not getting that witches were for girls only. Malik sweat dropped, knowing Jou would have understood. "Dipshit." Rin was about to reply to that when:
"So what should we eat?" Asked Anzu, who was beside them. Shrieking, Rin jerked her head around clutching her heart. She stared wide-eyed at Anzu. Malik stared at Anzu, half surprised too.
"Where the hell did you come from? Damn, you can teleport, can't you?" Rin asked. Anzu only gave her a grin, before turning to Yami. Rin glanced at Yami with the same bewildered expression.
"They're witches too." Rin whispered to Malik. "They can transport and stuff. Evil! Let's burn them." Malik raised a brow, and patted her head.
"It's okay Rin, the men in white coats will be here soon." He said. He had nothing to lose if he played along with her so-called insanity. Rin gasped over dramatically and let out a small cry. This was loud enough to catch the attention of near by people.
"No! Why must I depart from you once more?" Rin sobbed. "Not the men in white coats! Dear lover, what have you done?" She threw herself to his knees, pretending to cry. Yami and Anzu, noticing the stares, turned red and tried to pretend that they didn't know Rin.
"I'm sorry I had to turn you in like this..." Malik replied in an equally loud voice, "But can you not see? My father demands our marriage not to be and deems you fucked in the head!" Malik pointed at Yami, who turned redder. More heads turned, some staring at the speechless pharaoh. Yami, glancing at Anzu for a moment, knew he had to play along. Games were games, and he was a master of all.
"Well, son, I must tell you something...you're really a girl." He replied in his Jesus-like voice. OH PIGGY! Jesus has come back to us! (The author gets sporked by God for mocking Jesus.) Rin gasped and Malik scowled, wondering why he was always being called female. Rin then pounced on Yami, surprising and scaring him at the same time. "Rin-Chan, what are you doing?" He asked, feeling awaked.
"Aunt Fred!" The short girl shrieked. Malik laughed at him and Rin. "Aunt Fred, why? Why Aunt why?" Rin asked, letting go. Yami paused for a moment.
"Indeed, I am Aunt Fred. I broke up your marriage because I love my hot and sexy female son!" Yami replied, feeling foolish. Anzu and Malik blinked at the 'hot and sexy' part. This was the first time Malik and Anzu have seen Yami make a fool of himself, and it was quiet enjoyable. Malik, now realizing he was getting called girl once more, punched Yami in the arm.
"Husband Barbara! You were going to run off and marry that?" Anzu squealed, pointing at Malik who looked baffled. Rin nodded uttering a simple 'yup.'
"What are you dewbs doing?" Came a cold, humored voice. The four teens spun around, finding the young CEO named Seto standing not too far away. He had a smirk placed on his smug face. Yami wished he could disappear, now very embarrassed. Anzu sighed, noticing Yami's darkened face and icy glare.
"Living." Rin retorted as if Seto was stupid. "It's what all humans do, silly!" Anzu stared at Rin, hoping she wouldn't pick a fight with the CEO. Anzu had always wanted peace between her group and Seto.
"So, Seto, what are you doing here at the mall? Don't you have a company to run, or is shopping more important than that?" Malik asked tauntingly. He and Rin slapped each other high-fives. Seto narrowed his eyes at the two for a moment.
"You dewbs wouldn't understand," Seto replied smirking. He laughed, as if there was a joke involved. Rin leaned over to Malik and whispered that Seto was laughing at his invisible friends joke. Malik snorted at this yet Seto didn't seem to notice.
"Of course we wouldn't! Your obsession with Yami and Jouninchi is beyond our understanding. But Seto, stalking is a bad thing." Rin replied, shaking her finger at him. Yami and Anzu glanced at each other, as Malik replied with "Diss!" Seto was seemingly annoyed now.
"Miss Rosenblum," (Sounds like Rosenbloom!) Seto replied using her American Russian last name. Rin twitched. ", You would only possibly know I was obsessed if you, in-fact, stalked me and studied what I did." Rin could have had a good comeback, but was enraged that Seto used her last name against her. She remained quiet and pissed. Glaring at Seto. Victorious, Seto walked away laughing evilly. Rin was glaring daggers after him. Malik inched away from her, as she had a small temper fit, swigging her arms about and breathing fire. Within a few seconds, Rin spun around to the fast-food stand in front of her.
"Hiya, I'd like a number one with cheese, a large coke with fries, a Chocolate milk shake, one of those muffins--any will do, a small hamburger, some chicken nuggets aaaaaaaand...some chili." Rin barked to the woman at the Cash Register. The woman nodded, poking in the order.
"Anything else?" She asked dully, and Rin turned to her shocked friends. Malik wondered if she was going to take the food and attack Seto with it.
"When I get pissed I get hungry!" Rin snapped in defense, which answered Malik's silent question.
"Man, I'm used to Jou...but Rin you're so...erm, tiny. Can you eat all that?" Anzu asked, gapping at the girl. Malik jumped right in, and asked for the same thing. He was going to see if he could eat more than Rin. Anzu simply ordered a water and Salad, and Yami decided he was going to munch on Rin's fries. As the food was being prepared, Rin started putting handfuls of salt packets into her pockets. Malik, who was chewing on a straw, looked at her as if to say 'You really need to be put in an insane house'. Rin decided to explain.
"See, in the future there will be no salt, so I can sell this and become rich!" Rin replied happily, now very over with being pissed at Seto. Malik rolled his eyes.
"There'll be no salt because you would have stolen it all." He replied and Anzu shook her head as people gave Rin dirty looks which she didn't seem to notice.
"She isn't stealing these, they're for free." Anzu pointed out, grabbing one of the trays now lying on the counter. Yami grabbed the other, and the two walked off to find a seat leaving Rin and Malik to die.
"They stole our food." Rin growled, pulling Malik as she chased Anzu down, zigg-zagging through the crowd. Within moments she found the table Anzu and Yami were sitting at and tossed Malik into a seat and sat beside him across from the lovers. Anzu had been very envious of Rin for a while now. She was an attention grabber, and really got Yami's attention more than Anzu ever had. She pondered if she should ask Rin...Anzu was rudely ripped out of her thoughts as the food wasn't being eaten but thrown. Rin and Malik had started a food fight and Yami had gotten involved. Food was being thrown around like balloons at a party. The drinks, fries, burgers, everything and anything. Within seconds the food was everywhere, and not eaten. Anzu was slightly annoyed, for she had paid for it.
"Er, what do we do now?" Asked Anzu, eyeing the mess with disgust. Rin and Malik looked at her as if she were nuts. Yami, on the other hand, pushed the food over to Malik as if saying it was his fault. Malik pushed it back and the two erupted into a pushing fight.
"We run," Rin replied to Anzu as she stood up. Anzu, being a good-girl her whole life, looked speechless. Malik suddenly stood up, glancing around for Mall Police.
"Run?" Gapped Anzu as Rin inched away from the table. Within seconds she and Malik were already out of the food court, leaving Yami and Anzu to be left alone in the wild. They glanced at each other, both thinking the same thing: I'm not running like a criminal. Yami glanced around, spotting a uniformed Mall Officer. He glanced back to Anzu, as if saying 'We have no choice.'
"There is no way I'm running. We'll simply clean this mess up and..." Yami jumped up, grabbed Anzu by the wrist and ran after the Egyptian and his new found partner in crime. Anzu blushed, as her hand slipped into his. He glanced over to her, a sideways grin on his face. Yami was the one who spotted Rin; although she was short she was hard to miss. All he had to look for was insanity and staring people. She was in a store filled with glasses, trying pairs on causing the Egyptian to laugh at her.
"Hey guys!" Anzu said, as she was now standing behind Rin. Rin once again shrieked and jerked her head over to Anzu. Malik caught the overly-larger sun glasses before they hit the ground. He was tempted to hit Rin over the head for being a klutz, but he became distracted as his eyes landed on Anzu and Yami's hand holding. Yami instantly noticed and let go, his cheeks turning a shade red. Anzu was staring at Rin, half annoyed.
"Rin," She replied darkly. Yami and Malik glanced over to Anzu, in surprise. Rin hid behind Malik, fearing for the worst. She knew Anzu was about to show...the other side of her sweet friendship personality. The evil, vile side! Oh Goddess was Rin doomed. "You made us run like criminals. You must pay now." A small, sickly insane smile was on her lips. Malik and Yami cower in fear as she spoke the next few words. The horrible words that all men hated. Shopping. Not just any shopping! A preppy store with a girl kind of shopping.
Dun Dun Dun...
motRINsaltShaker: I want a cookie!
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Random Cow: -Pokes the story and runs away screaming.-