Should of been a samurai

by mammal-mage

My first fic. I'm offical now. song parody.

My first fic. hope you like it, it's a parody of Toby Keith's "Should of been a cowboy".

I bet you never heard a mercenary say

Hey Lady Kaoru have ever thought of running away

Settling down, and marry me

If i ask you twice, and beged you pretty please

She would of said yes, in Oykawa minute

W/ a smile, as they when away

He never hung his blade up, in Kayima's place

(chorus)par Should have been a samurai

Should of learned to hack n' slash

I'll be wearing my katana

And riding my horse, down to Takenhash

Stealing them young hearts

Just like the battousai

Singing those j-pop songs

Oh, should of been a samuarai

(end of chorus)

I might of had a sidekick, named Yahiko

We'll be beat up the ninjas, in Edo

And when we're on the brink of danger

I'll be kickin it up, like a power ranger

Go east young man, as you've been told

Kyoto's full of saki, maidens, and gold

Sleeping at night, under the mountain stars

W/ a dream in my eye, and lots of honor

(chorusX2)