Frieza looked around. He and Vegeta were in the palace their fathers had provided for them. It was based on Planet Frieza, but to make Vegeta feel more secure and at home, King Vegeta had sent over his greatest saiyan servants and guards. In fact, apart from Frieza himself, there was only one changeling in the palace.
"Hmm…" Frieza mumbled. "It's okay." He made a note of the room, which was the twentieth one he'd been in. Vegeta was off exploring the place, too. "Weird ornaments…" he mumbled when he saw a pot with markings on it that he didn't recognize as being from Planet Frieza. Feeling Vegeta's ki coming nearer, Frieza spoke to him. "Vegeta, did your father give us this?"
"The bedroom!" Vegeta gasped frantically, running into the room.
"What?" Frieza frowned in confusion, and turned around to look at him. "What about them?"
"There's no 'them'!" Vegeta protested. "Frieza, our fathers want us to sleep together!"
"They want us to WHAT?!" Frieza's eyes widened.
"Oh, that's disgusting!" Vegeta look as if he was about to vomit.
"That - - I bet this was my father's idea!" Frieza snapped.
"Yeah, but I can see mine didn't hesitate to agree with it!" Vegeta replied.
"He - - Father!" Frieza clenched his fist. "I can't believe it, this is too far!"
"Damn right it's too far!" Vegeta growled.
"He wants me to share a bed with a child?!"
"Hey!" Vegeta frowned. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I don't want to be a pedophile."
"You're just ageist." Vegeta turned away. "The point is, they both know that neither of us are attracted to men, they both know the age gap is too high, and they both know that we never wanted to be married in the first place!" he exclaimed. "How can they do this?!"
"Well they have." Frieza said bitterly. "Listen, why don't you have the bed? I'll sleep on the sofa or something."
"Are you sure?" Vegeta was surprised by his offer.
"Well would you prefer us sleeping together?!"
"No thanks!" Vegeta said quickly. "Alright – we'll have it like that."
"It's settled then." Frieza concluded. "I'll speak to my father later."
"Not before I speak to mine!"