Since that winter had very, very long daytimes and it was January, Calvin and Hobbes were preparing a sled ride with Jason and his best friend, Marcus. Calvin and Hobbes will take one sled, and Jason and Marcus will take their own sled.

"So we'll see who can stay unharmed first on the Ultimate Sled Ride." said Jason.

"Right." said Hobbes.

They continued. Peter came up to them. "What are you all doing?' he asked.

"Were having a survival test with Calvin and Hobbes" said Jason.

"Oh." said Peter, "Good luck."

After 10 more minutes, they were on the ledge of a mountain-like hill, ready for a bumpy ride.

"Begin the countdown!" said Marcus.

Jason started counting down. "T minus 100...99..."

After almost 2 minutes they started sliding down the hill. Jason and Marcus were going fast while poor Calvin and Hobbes were slow.

"Speed it up Calvin!" yelled Hobbes.

"I'm trying!" Calvin yelled back.

Then they started going faster and faster.

"Release the chute!" Jason said to Marcus. He did what Jason said.

"Wait a minute." said Calvin, "We don't have a chute. Why do THEY have a chute?"

"I know." said Hobbes, pointing forward. There was a cliff with a ramp at the edge, and they were going faster. Marcus and Jason were gently floating down to the bottom.

"Can you believe it, Marcus?" said an excited Jason, "We succeeded for the first time!"

Calvin and Hobbes were screaming as they flew off the ramp and off into the distance midair.

"Great. Just great. We just flew off a cliff." Calvin said, angrily.

"We may want to bail out, Calvin." Hobbes said. They were flying towards a restaurant window! Calvin and Hobbes screamed.

In the restaurant, Andy and Roger were having a dinner. They a scream. Then Calvin, Hobbes, and the sled crashed through the window, destroying the whole place while the kept crashing.

When Calvin came to, everyone was glaring at him.

"Ummmmmmmmmmm, hello, everybody." Calvin said nervously, "Why look at the time. My favorite TV show is on. I should be going now."

Calvin rushed to the door with Hobbes. Then they had their eyes closed as the felt pain of somebody dragging them.