A Week in the Life of Piccolo
By Piccolo's #1 Fan, Lysette Mora

Here is the next chapter to my week-long story! Hope you enjoy it!

TUESDAY
DAY 2

5:00 am - I hear the TV go on, and Trunks is now watching the "Weird Al Show." I turn over on my bed and realized that Goten was on the floor playing with some Legos.

I hear the lyrics to the TV show and decide to hear Trunks sing the song.

5:01 am - I see Trunks purple-haired head move side to side and Vegeta shaking his head to his pathetic son's singing.But then, Vegetahimself starts to sing the lyrics.

Oh, this is the story 'bout a guy named Al
and he lived in a sewer with his
hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordian and had to move

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist
with a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly-bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest tryin' to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be
And it turns out that he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al
Shoooooooooooooooooooooow!

Is this the lowest level Trunks can stoop to? I guess so.

7:00 am - Vegeta gobbles down 3 P-B-and-J sandwiches and a whole gallon of milk before he leaves to wreck the G.R. while training again. 'If he breaks it, do I have to fix it,' I thought, 'because my I.Q.'s only 180 ... but ... I can't fix technology for crap.'

9:00 am - It turns out Vegeta, as if I had jynxed it, had finally broken the Gravity Room's main computer.

I take some wrenches and the blueprints and head there.

10:00 am - Yes, I really was stuck in the generator of the computer for an hour. My antennas were tangled in the mess of wires and my hand was caught while I was trying to wrench a screw back in.

"Screw the damn thing in, you insect! I don't have all day," Vegeta screamed at me.

"I'm screwing for all I'm worth," I shouted back lazily.

10:30 am - Done! Vegeta stared at me and my messy face (which, if you hadn't figured it out, was covered in oil ...). I went upstairs and took a shower, making sure the black substance off of my face was completely washed off. Boy, if I'm going to have to deal with this for a week, I should've brought my book on Dealing With Pesky People.

12:00 pm - Nothing special. In fact, nothing special at all. I felt like seeing Gohan and Goku (And also to make sure that Goku's head withstanded the bat impact. Then again, his head could take damage from anything.) and maybe even Master Roshi just to say 'Hi.'

But nothing worked. Not even watching My Fair Lady was enjoyable. Vegeta was eating all the food and Goten and Trunks were whining that they were bored.

"Shut up you brats! I'm busy," Vegeta screamed at them.

"Nuh-uh! You're just eating all of the stuff in the fridge until you get fat," Goten screamed back at him.

"Why you-"

"-Don't try it, Vegeta. I'll kick your ass faster then you can say your own name," I said in a low, angry tone.

"V-"

I flashed behind him, literally kicking him in his ass.

"What did I just say?"

"You insect! You'll pay for this!"

He walked out of the room, rubbing his buttocks slightly.

The boys began to laugh and smiled at me.

"C'mon ... let's go see Goku."

3:00 pm - We didn't do much except for singing the "Weird Al Theme song". We began to watch Pirates of the Carribean and Goku, Goten, Trunks and I were immersed in singing A Pirate's Life for Me!. Goku began to swallow down some cereal as we watched and Master Roshi came in, looking at his sandals and laughing.

"I'm aware ... Piccolo ..." he started, "that you kicked Vegeta in his hindquarters ... heh heheh!"

He began to crack up and Goku spit out his cereal and began to laugh, too.

"Really, Piccolo?"

I saw Vegeta scowling at the top of the stairs.

"I'm going to kill you ..."

"Over this? My God, Vegeta," Goku said inbetween laughs.

6:00 pm - Goten and Tunks were watching the "Weird Al Show" and were singing a song along with the show. I loved the lyrics to the song. When they said the Libra part (a big promotion is around the corner ... for someone much more talented than you!), I actually cracked up.

8:00 pm - I decided to go to bed early and stay over Goku's house.

Vegeta slept on the couch and the boys slept in Goku's room.

This was cool.

More Hell in store forme ...

Oh God ...

END OF DAY 2

Lysette: You likey? Good! Reviewy!
Goku: Bye-bye!
Vegeta: Get the Hell out of here.
Master Roshi: To all of you very pretty girls out there! Call me!
Trunks and Goten: Smell ya later!