Garrett finally appeared in the waterfall city Rivendell. He looked around in awe. It was better than in the movie. From the back of the crowd of people, he could hear a familiar voice whining.
"Let me through! Let me through! LET ME THROUGH!" Yes, of course it was Nicole. She looked happily at the city. "Oh wow. Maybe Legolas is twice as hotter than he is in the movie!" Garrett rolled his eyes. Nicole ran up the stone steps in search for her love Legolas, and her best friend, yet at the moment archenemy, Shokufeh.
They all split up, and wandered the town. Daniel was walking through, admiring all the lady elves, when he noticed a certain elf. A face he'd seen before.
"HEY DANIEL!" Garrett came screaming. Daniel didn't move. "Yo Daniel!" He said getting closer. "What's wrong with-" He noticed Daniel's eyes were huge, and his tongue was hanging out. He looked to see who he was staring at, when he saw her: Lady Arwen, daughter of Elrond. "Sorry bud, but remember, she's taken by Aragorn."
"I guess you're right. Oh well, there's always Avril Lavigne." Daniel said walking away. Garrett made a weird face. What the hell did Daniel see in Avril Lavigne? So Garrett continued in searching for Shokufeh and Legolas.
"Hmmm." Jeremy said. He was looking at a set of pots a merchant was selling. "I think you stole this from the Romans." He concluded. He then put his arm on the table, and stared strait at the elf, who was pretending to ignore him. "You know, I think learning about Rome would've been interesting if Mr. Pinkerton stopped asking us for thirty seconds of silence. You know, all year I thought he was practicing for Remembrance Day or something, but was he? NO. He still's getting us to do it. Is he practicing for next year? WILL WE EVER SEE THE CHICKENS? Wait a minute. what chickens? Well it was nice having this interesting conversation with you. We must do it again." Then, Jeremy walked off. The elf had an I Couldn't Care Less look on his face.
Sarah W and Jessica were sitting at an Elvish Café. Sarah W always wondered what the people in Middle Earth ate and drank. Although she would NEVER try any unless she was hungry.
"You know, I'm not THE biggest fan of Lord of the Rings." Sarah W said. "But it is interesting to be here. Even though Shooky talks about it 24/7, but oh well. After this, whenever Shokufeh tries to tell me something about Lord of the Rings, I'll just cut her off and say 'I know, I was there' and I'll walk away." She decided. Jessica looked around.
"I don't really think it's that great. I mean, where do these Elves shop?" Jessica asked. "I mean, no Bootlegger or Warehouse 1 or anything! But some of the guys here are hot. Especially since we come from Castlegar. I hate it there." Just then, Sarah W noticed Gollum. He was licking his lips, and staring at Jessica. He wanted to eat her,
"Preciousssssssss." Gollum hissed, reaching out his arm. Just then, Jessica smacked his arm.
"Take a picture, it'll last longer." She screamed. At that she stood up. Pricked up her nose, and started walking. "Let's go Sarah." Sarah followed her.
"I found her!" Sarah Mac said running into a building. Jessi went running after her.
"Who?" She asked.
"Shooky! I saw her! She's gonna marry Legolas." Sarah Mac said, running down a hall. Jessi sighed.
"Sarah! Wait for me!"
Nicole was snooping around in the House of Elrond. She picked up from some locals that Shokufeh and Legolas were getting married here. Just then, she saw Shokufeh walking down a hallway.
"He's mine!" Nicole yelled, running down the hall. Once she was there, Shokufeh was gone. Just then, she noticed someone else walking down the hall. He had glasses, and resembled Harry Potter. Nicole got an evil grin, and called for the boy. "Hey you, wanna earn some money?" The boy nodded. "Good, come with me." She grabbed the boy by the hand and ran down the hall after Shokufeh