Chapter 2:
Is Sesshomaru Gay? Find Out This Time On
The new and improved Inuyasha
Sesshomaru looked at Jaken. Jaken slowly walked over to the wooden coffee table (which sat on tiger fur), he picked up a pack of cigarettes. He hit it a few times on his wrists and pulled out a cigarette. He took out his lighter which says Prison Is My Favorite System. He lit it and the flame glowed on his little frog face.
"Sesshomaru." He said as he puffed his cigarette. "We have had this
conversation before. Don't you remember. It was the night of September
1st 16 something, I forget. Your toe was bleeding. I gently wrapped it up with the silk thread that I ripped off the carpet that morning, just in case."
"Wait, wait, wait." Sesshomaru butted in. "You wrapped my toe with
thread from a carpet."
"No. Don't get me wrong Sesshomaru." He took another heavy puff of his
cigarette. "It was the finest imported silk from Asia." Sesshomaru gave a half approved look and let Jaken finish.
" Now. On that night, I drank a couple of martinis and you drank ten
more strawberry decries. Virgin of course I know how you hate alcohol. But, you were in your robe, and do I dare say how sexy you looked. Your, fine leopard print robe that I got you for Christmas the year before."
"I remember that robe!" Sesshomaru said happily, "Where did that thing
go? I'm going to go find it!"
Jaken yelled after Sesshomaru, "Wait! You can't I haven't finished my
story!"
Sesshomaru ran into his room and into the closet. "It's got to be here.
It just has to be." He started to throw out all of his clothes and he stumbled upon a closed box. He took out the box and blew all of the dust off. He opened the box and took out the contents. It was a pic that Inuyasha had drawn of him and his older brother. Sesshomaru got all teary eyed. "Why did we ever split dear brother?" He thought to himself. Suddenly Sesshomaru realized something. He could ask Inuyasha for help. Sesshomaru went to the side of his bed and picked up the phone. He dialed Inuyasha's number and waited while it ringed.
"Hello." Someone answered.
"Hi. This is Sesshomaru. I need to speak to Inuyasha. It's like
urgent."
"Oh. Hold on." The person made a noise with the phone that sounded like
he sat it down. Sesshomaru waited a while but then someone answered.
"Hello. This is Inuyasha."
"Oh my god,Inuyasha dear brother. I'm sorry that I always ignored your
calls and stuff but so totally need your help right now!"
"Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha said. "You know I will always be there for you.
Even though u terrorized me as a child; by locking me in the closet and
always putting water in my sheets as I slept…so that when I woke in the
morning I'd think I wet my bad and then I'd get in trouble."
Sesshomaru sat there…pretty shocked...I did that.. he thought to himself.
"I uh…..I'm sorry…Inuyasha.." Sesshomaru waited for an answer.
"Oh I kno u didn't mean it big BROTHER..u were a growing boy, and I was
your little brother..I bet older brothers do it all the time… I'll listen; tell me what your problem is."
"Well. I…oh it's so embarrassing. I think I'm gay." Sesshomaru
desperately listened for any sign of Inuyasha laughing.
"Dear brother. I feel your pain, I'm not gay, and I'm just a puss like
gay people so I understand."
"You understand me wow! What are your feelings on me being gay!"
Sesshomaru said with curiosity in his voice. "Well…I like gay people
they never have wars and they love cats and poodles too. Gay people even have magic to summon the rainbow. Did u ever wonder where the rainbows came from in those skittle commercials, its cause they have gay guys on the set for the commercials. But they hold them captive and threaten to color their poor poodles black if they don't summon the rainbow…..u gay guys got it in for you." said with a kind of happiness in his voice.
"Uh…yeah we do I guess…" said Sesshomaru..kinda worridly.
"Sesshomaru would you like to come over for dinner everybody's going to
be there. Or maybe you could just come over for a couple of days just to sort out your problems."
"Ok. Thanks Inuyasha." (Inuyasha could here weeping over the other end
of the phone) "I really do appreciate it."
Back at the mansion:
Inuyasha was skipping joyfully back over to Naraku's. He had a plan to
invite everyone for dinner. Even his older brother Sesshomaru was
coming.
"Wow I'm so excited!" Inuyasha said while stopping near the door of
Naraku's house, spying a patch of
Dandelions. "Wow! Look at all the dandelions! They all look so happy!" He reached down very sneakily, to make sure that Naraku didn't see him, and picked one. He got back up and knocked three times on the door. He heard some one knocking back from the other side of the door.
"Oh…wonder who that could be." Inuyasha tried to open the door. "Oh…."
He said as he realized that it was locked. "Why would they knock if I cant even open the door." So Inuyasha just decided to knock right back. He knocked 2 times this round. Then some one on the other side knocked 4 times. So Inuyasha knocked 6 times. "knock-de knock knock knock-de knock knock" kind of like he was making a beat. Since no one was answering he decided to ring
the bell. Then suddenly he heard boastful singing from inside the house.
"I made it threw the wilderness…I know I made it threw-e-ewww. Didn't
know how lost I was until I found you-a-you."
Inuyasha yelled. "Naraku! Naraku buddy you there!" The door opened and
sure enough Naraku was on the other side. He was dressed all in purple. And it seemed like some of his wheel chair was held together by duck tape, (silver not white..of course) which was probably
from the last encounter.
"Hey there buddy!" Inuyasha yelled. "You know u really ought to get
your doorbell fixed!"
Naraku just stared, "What?"
"Your doorbell! You need to get it fixed…it sings not rings."
Naraku looked toward his doorbell and willingly pocked it. They both
heard a low DONG, and Inuyasha looked baffled.
"What are u talking about..In..Inuyasha." he twitched so fastly in his
chair that Inuyasha thought that he might fall out. "The bell works fine."
"But just a minute ago…." Inuyasha cancled his attempt in convincing
him.
"Oh well. Anyways I came to see if u wanted to come to my house later,
cuz I'm having a lil get together."
Naraku threw his hand up and started to repeatedly hit his chest.
Inuyasha flinched backwards. "So would u like to come?"
"Well," he said between a hit. "I don't know." He twitched some more
and stuttered as he spoke. "Well I……I guess so. As long…as …..you …aint got no WHITE."
"Well it's a date!" Inuyasha yelled once more and Naraku flinched. "Ok!
Well come on over at 6:00 and we'll have a party! We'll have music and food and live monkeys. Just because I think they are cute!" he finished and Naraku didn't say anything. "Oh! And I picked this flower for
you! Lovely day. Have you seen the sky talk about blue! See you later buddy!"
Naraku tried to roll backwards and sideways to make room to shut his
door. Inuyasha just skipped across the yard back to his mansion. He heard a sound and guessed that Naraku had fallen over.
"OH well!"
"GOD……..DAMNIT! THIRD…….TIME THIS…….WEEK!"
"Naraku's such a strong person!" Inuyasha approached the driveway.
Inuyasha saw a big purple cloud floating into the driveway.
"Oh! MY! GOD! Sesshomaru is here!" he starts to run with joy and
then trips. He got straight back up and ran like nothing happened and ran up to Sesshomaru!"BIG BROTHER!" he jumped up and gave him a big loveable hug. 'I missed you!"Sesshomaru stopped hugging Inuyasha and dropped his bags and put his hands up and screamed. "YEAHHHHH!"
"Are you ok?" Inuyasha asked putting his hand on his shoulder for
emotional support.
"I'm fine. I just love you soooooooo much."
(A/n: Brotherly love is strong in this story.)
Meanwhile back in the mansion:
Shippo was getting dressed into a evil villain looking costume! Now
I'm going to explain what it look like to you! Shippo's costume was a trash bag thrown over his head with eyes cut out, so he can see! He also has flyswatters attached to his wrist as multiple attack weapons like: a paper clip , a straw, and a piece of gum…..oh yeah and don't forget the spoon! The front of his trash bag decorated with glittering glued up macaroni which spelled lady bug and had little lady bugs all across the letters! He also had a bunch of flowers for his crown, and he also had big scuba diver flippers on his feet! But his
most powerful weapon of all was his……CAPE! It was made out of bubble wrap and in each little bubbles were a little itty bitty guppies! He went downstairs to prepare for Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's arrival!
Meanwhile outside the door:
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were done with there huggin and exchanging
gift baskets when they decided to open the door! Sesshomaru reached out his hand slowly (reach out and touch faith) he got to the door knob and slowly wrapped his fingers around the knob. It was cold and glossy Sesshomaru could see his broad shoulders he was very proud of his broad shoulders. It almost felt as if he could fuck that doorknob like there was no tomorrow. Like a warming sensation!
Sesshomaru held the knob and looked into the deep glossy surface of the
knob. He knew that if he opened it he would
be able to cross paths
with the knob but he could rendezvous with its brother on the other side. Inuyasha looked at his brother and rolled his eyes…. "Gosh Sesshomaru! Hurry up…………..I have to show u your room and spread joy."
"Oh. All right gosh." Sesshomaru turned the knob and stepped inside the house. It was a big house, really big, and it had a staircase on either side of what looked to be the lobby. If Sesshomaru wasn't so smart he might of thought he was stepping into a 4 star hotel.
"Wow Inuyasha I never knew your house was so beautiful. It's so, oh its just so lovely."
"Thanks Sesshomaru. But it's not my house its Gangsta Kaede's."
"Who."
"Gangsta Kaede. She makes money to pay for the house. Now don't tell anyone I told you." Inuyasha leaned closed to his brothers ear. "She sells drugs."
"INUYASHA!"
Inuyasha squealed as he heard Gangsta Kaede yelling his name.
"Ummm…Sesshomaru. We need to hurry up and find your room." He grabbed Sesshomaru by his arm and lead him towards the stairs quickly.
"Inuyasha! Get your scrawny ass over here!"
"Oh dear lord save me!" Inuyasha ran with Sesshomaru right behind him into the first door they could find.
They shut the door and locked it behind him. They sat there breathing hard….and they heard feet run past the closed door.
"Oh I think we are safe now Sesshomaru."
"No we're not." Sesshomaru gulped, and Inuyasha turned around to find T-Bone standing by the bed in front of them.
Inuyasha looked back at the door and then back at T-Bone, then back at Sesshy. "How did he..?" he asked pointing at the big buff man in front of them.
"I dunno." Sesshy said.(Im gunna say Sesshy from now on) "Maybe he's really quick." Inuyasha and Sesshy shrugged their shoulders in agreement.
"Yeah." T-Bone said. "Really quick to kick both your asses." T-Bone started charging madly at Inuyasha like a rampaging bull who just saw the color red.
"NO! LITTLE BROTHER!" Sesshy put his hand towards his face and flung out a lil whip like thing so that it hit the insane maniac in the face. Blood came from the wound and hit Sesshy and Inuyasha so that they were covered in it.
T-Bone fell to the floor crying and holding his face. There was a high pitched voice coming from his mouth. "O U BASTARDS! YOUR GUNNA PAY FOR THIS! WUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He got up and ran between them and out the door.
Sesshy and Inuyasha stared at each other for a couple of seconds.
"You've got a lil sum thing on you brother." Inuyasha said as he pointed to the red stuff on Sesshy.
"O. Really I had no idea." Said Sesshy and he took his finger and started to lightly pat the stained area. He looked at his finger and saw the red liquid.
"OH MY GOD BLOOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Sesshy fell to the floor and started to roll around spastically.
"GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!" he yelled some more. Inuyasha just stared at his brother.
Just then Lady Kaede came to the door. "There you two idiots are. Yo dinners ready in the damned dining room. Get your pussy asses up there. You here me."
Inuyasha looked up at Kaede and then back down at Sesshy, who suddenly stopped rolling around on the ground and jumped to his feet.
"Dinner. How I love dinner." He left the room as if nothing had happened. Inuyasha just smiled at Gangsta Kaede. She got a look on her face and smacked him on the back of the head. "Get your ass down there."
Inuyasha made his way down the stairs with Kaede constantly hitting him on the back of the head.
"PLEASE! PEACE LOVE AND NO WAR!" he ran faster down the stairs.
A/N:hey everybody hope yuo like this chappy sry it took so long to write this chappy but we just ahvent been on the comp with story on it so we couldnt write on it so yea sorry bout that anyways the next chappy will be done in a few weeks or so if evrything goes as planed well bye !