MEANWHILE IN MORDOR

Shokufeh was asleep. She woke up, and found herself tied to a cave post in Mount Doom. She looked around, she was on a platform, with fire and lava at the bottom.

"Hey! Wasn't this place blown up or something?" She asked, looking around, not expecting an answer.

"Well I rebuilt it." Sauron said. Shokufeh jumped.

"This is NOT how you treat a lady." She said, glaring at Sauron. "Why did you kidnap me?"

"Well my little princess, you and your little friends are really getting on my nerves, and are stalling me from taking over Middle Earth, so they'll come and rescue you, and I will throw you all into the fires of Mt Doom! HAHAHAHA!"

"What if someone like Legolas comes and rescues me?" She asked.

"Well, I never got that far yet." He said. "Hey give me a break; I've only been a villain for three thousand years!" Shokufeh rolled her eyes. Sauron then left. "By the way, I know of this wonderful café in downtown Mordor, if you want to grab a bite with me later, just call for me." He said walking out.

"Like I'd eat with him!" Shokufeh said, under her breath. "Oh Legolas, rescue me soon. ANYONE rescue me soon."