THE WRONG WAY

Aragorn, Arwen, Jill, and Jessica walked up a set of stairs to the city of Minas Tirith. Aragorn and Arwen headed to the palace to inform the king of the mishap, leaving Jessica and Jill alone at the entrance.

"So what do we do now?" Jill asked, looking at Jessica.

"Don't ask me, it doesn't look like there is much to do around here." Jessica responded. "Poor misguided people. What did they do before CD players and TV? I mean, it's almost as bad as the 80's!"

"No kidding." Jill agreed. "Let's go to the Shire and look for Garrett and them. Do you know where Daniel, Nicole, and Sarah went? I haven't seen them for a while."

"I dunno." Jessica responded. "But I think you got a good idea Jill, you're learning." Jill rolled her eyes. "Now, let's go." So they left Minas Tirith, and had no clue where to go. "I think we go this way." Jessica pointed to some mountains.

"Well I think we should go that way!" Jill argued, pointing in the opposite direction.

"NO!" Jessica yelled.

"Okay, fine, we'll go that way!" Jill said. "Just don't blame me if we get lost!" So they headed to the mountains, and Jill was pretty sure they were going the wrong way. After hours and hours of traveling through the mountains, they appeared in an odd valley. "I told you we went the wrong way." Jill said as they looked from the top of a mountain into a basin. The sky was red, and clouds formed over a mountain in the middle of the basin. "I think this is Mordor!."

"Well wherever we are, I'm hungry." Jessica pleaded. "Look! There's a café down there! Let's go eat or something." Jill sighed.

"Okay, but not for long." Jill said. "And make sure we don't get caught by Orcs or Goblins or something."

"I thought Orcs were Goblins." Jessica said. They hiked down the mountain, and headed to a café. Once they got inside, they looked around. It looked like a French place. "Just when I thought we would get away from French." Jessica sighed.

"Hey, look!" Jill said, pointing to a table. Neither of them could believe what they saw. Shokufeh was tied to a chair, and Sauron was there drinking a latté. Shokufeh seemed to have an annoyed look on her face as Sauron talked to her.

"HEY SHOOKY!" Jessica yelled. Jill covered her mouth.

"What are you doing? That guy she's with is the most evil person, and possessed for that matter." Jill screeched. Sauron turned to them.

"I never saw those two before, but that's okay, I need more hostages." Sauron said. Then, he snapped his fingers, and two orcs came and took Jessica and Jill to him. "Well well, what do we have here?" He asked, looking at them.

"Hey Jill! Hey Jessica!" Shokufeh said, relieved. "I'm so glad I don't have to be alone with this freak anymore. He's not really frightening, he's just ANNOYING! Wait a minute, you guys weren't supposed to get caught! How am I going to get rescued!" She sighed.

"Take these three back to the mountain!" Sauron commanded. Shokufeh grunted.

"Please not there!" Shokufeh pleaded. "It smells so bad in there." Sauron shooed them away, and soon they were back at the mountain, all tied to that same post.

"So, who's coming to rescue me?" Shokufeh asked. "I'd like to know."

"Don't worry." Jill said. "Legolas is comin-" She was interrupted by Shokufeh screaming happily.

"Oh WOW!" Shokufeh screamed. "HE LIKES ME! HE REALLY LIKES ME!"

"Daniel, Nicole, and Sarah Mac are coming too." Jill added.

"Oh." Shokufeh said, casually. "That's good. I guess. But LEGOLAS! That's great!"

"I hate being tied up." Jessica whined. "I can't paint my nails." So the three are now stuck in Mordor. Will anyone come and rescue them soon?