GARRETT'S ESCAPE

It was the middle of the night and all was silent in Mt Doom. All the captivities were sleeping. All except Garrett, who managed to untie his bonds. Just then, an orc came in. Garrett didn't know what to do.

"DIEEEE!" He yelled, and then jumped on the orc and grabbed his dagger. Then, he stabbed the orc. He could now escape. He heard some more orcs coming up the stairs. He looked on the ground and found the ring. He put it on, and went invisible. He didn't have time to rescue the others. He had to flee Mordor and find Nicole, Shokufeh, Daniel, Jeremy, Legolas, and Jessi. Nobody knew where she was. So he climbed out of Mt. Doom. Once he reached the exit, he found a sword in a huge stone.

"That looks like Frodo's sword; Sting." He exclaimed. He went up to the stone, and pulled on the handle. He pulled harder, until finally, he managed to pull it out. "Haha! I am invincible!" Of course, it would seem odd to see such a site because Garrett still had the ring on. He realized, and saw it was safe to take it off. He saw the tower Minas Morgul, with Sauron's eye watching over everything. He decided to put the ring on, and climb the tower. In the foyer, he saw an elevator. "Quite handy." He thought. So he took the elevator to the top. While he was waiting, the elevator stopped at a certain floor.

"I actually think lembas are quite tasty." A voice said. Garrett peaked his head out and saw two of the Nazgul drinking tea and eating lembas at a little table with flowers on it.

"Scary." Garrett thought as he closed the door. He continued up to the top. He finally reached to where Sauron's eye was. He was on a platform. Another one of the Nazgul were up there putting mascara on Sauron's eye. "Man, these Black Riders are quite the fags." Garrett said aloud. "I thought they were scary in the movie. Well I guess they are pretty scary, acting like this. No wonder no one likes them." So Garrett came out, and stabbed the Ringwraith.

"What do you think you're doing?" The eye of Sauron said. "I was getting a makeover!" Just the thought of it shot a tingle down Garrett's back. It was so disgusting.

"Die fag!" He yelled, and poked the huge eye with Sting. Tears started coming out of the eye. Garrett ran back into the elevator and closed the door. He was in such a rush, he picked a random number. He opened the door, and out of all the things he's seen that day, nothing could prepare him to see what he saw.

"Jessi?" He asked. There was Jessi, in an orcs chamber, dusting the place top to bottom.

"Dirty, dirty, dirty." Jessi said. She was wearing a white apron with fluffs coming out of where the arm was.

"What are you doing?" Garrett asked in surprise.

"Oh Garrett, these orcs an Ringwraiths are quite gross." Jessi said. "I can't believe them!"

"Right." Garrett said. "Jessi, I think you're turning into a Martha Stewart." Jessi whacked him over the head with he duster, and threw off her apron.

"Let's go." Jessi said.

"Okay, I managed to escape from Mt. Doom and now I'm going off to look for Nicole, Daniel, Sarah Mac, Jeremy, and Legolas. So you're coming with me."

"Okay." Jessi said. So they left Minas Morgul and left Mordor, in search of the uncaptured heroes.