Slightly Pertaining to Candy
Saraman, James, & Olga Schwarzenegger
"I love candy!" announced Hector. "The only way you can keep me away from candy is if you pry me away from it. I remember when I was young and I had to go to the dentist because I ate so much candy. For a while, I did not eat candy, but then I got the urge for candy and now look at me. I own the most candy in the whole world. But I only like Willy Wonka's candy."
"What? What did you say?" asked Agamemnon, swimming in his own voluptuous pile of sweets.
"I said I want to eat your candy!" replied Hector. He opened his mouth as wide as it would go and swallowed every single piece of candy whole, along with Agamemnon!
"Mmmmm…." said Hector skipping off back to the Trojan wall. All of a sudden, he tripped on a rock. Rip!
"Stupid rock!" Hector yelled. "That's the twentieth time you made me trip and rip my skirt!" Hector was very angry!
"You stupid rock!" screeched Hector. "Why I ought to…." Hector drew his short sword and started striking the rock. "Die, you stupid rock! Die!"
Paris noted his brother stabbing and slashing at a rock by the wall. "What are you doing, Hector?" he asked, a bit confused.
"I'm trying to kill this stupid rock!"
"It's not stupid," commented Paris. "In fact, it's probably one of the smartest rocks I've ever seen." Paris kicked the rock out of the dirt.
"You killed it!" screamed Hector. "Waaaaaaaahhhh!"
Paris decided that his brother was being a ninny.
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At dinner that night, a guard cracked his whip when he saw Hector eating a cookie, and then sauntered over and snatched it away.
"Only the king can have cookies!" screeched Helen. Out of nowhere, a giant green bird came and took Helen away.
"Wahoo!" cheered Paris. "She's gone! Yeah! I will never have to see her again! Wahoo!"
Hector peeked out the door and saw a multitude of candy monsters breaking in through the main gate.
"Run for your lives!" ordered Hector. "The candy! They're going to get me! Yahhhhh!"
Just then, Achilles showed up. He still had an arrow in his rear and he was not happy about it! The candy monsters ate Achilles and grew full, so Hector was saved.
Finis