Daniel and Jeremy decided not to go with Nicole and Sarah to Orthanc, instead they thought saving their friends was more important. That and they wanted to get home. While they were travelling across a long field, there was a sunset, and they saw the shadows of two older man laughing evilly. They were carrying two girls over their heads and the girls were screaming. Behind them, ran Legolas chasing after them, shooting arrows. He was careful not to hit Nicole or Sarah, but he ended up hitting Gandalf in the butt, and Gandalf fell to the ground. They saw Sarah fall to the ground, she along with Nicole had their hands and feet tied together.
"I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!" Sarah yelled, hopping up and down on her stomach. Saraman ran back, and threw her over his shoulder. Now, he had each of them over one shoulder, and he kept running. Legolas never stopped to talk with Daniel and Jeremy, he just kept following Saraman, as Gandalf lay on the ground.
"That was odd." Jeremy said. Then, they kept heading to Mordor.
X
Daniel and Jeremy arrived in the Dead Marshes. It was dark out, and Jeremy was too scared to go in.
"I DON'T WANNA GO!" He pleaded.
"Oh, it's not that bad, Jeremy. Remember when you were too scared to go to Signs?" Daniel said.
"I was NOT too scared.." Jeremy argued. "I only screemed because of you grabbing my shoulder and scream when the alien came out."
"And you sat curled in a ball for the rest of the movie. And you were completely white, and-"
"OKAY DANIEL I GET THE FREAKIN' POINT!" Jeremy interrupted. "Let's go. I'll think of my happy place.."
So they headed into the Dead Marshes. When they were about halfway through, they saw someone with a green army hat on and butterfly net, screaming "Grenouille!" She was chasing after frogs.
"Is that Madame St. Jacques?" Daniel asked. Jeremy squinted.
"I think so." He said, but then, she disappeared into the fog. "Man I'm hot." Jeremy said. The swampy water actually looked nice to go into for him. He saw an old lady in there. "Mr Nelson's grandma!" He yelled, diving into the water.
"I always thought she was imaginary." Daniel thought out loud. "But when we get back, Mr Nelson will sure be happy to hear about it. I think. How did she end up here." As Daniel was thinking this, he didn't realize that Jeremy's life was a stake. In the water, he was being choked by Mr Nelson's grandma. At the odd time he could lift his head up to call out to Daniel, who was now thinking about Avril Lavigne again.
"YoU dOn'T pRaCtIcE eNoUgH iN bAnD, nOw YoU wIlL DIE!" Mr Nelson's grandma said to Jeremy. Just then, Daniel noticed, and hit her with a book he found on the ground. He picked up Jeremy out of the water, his eyes were closed.
"Get up!" Daniel said, kicking Jeremy in the side.
X
So Daniel and Jeremy continued their way through the Dead Marshes, and approached the Black Gate.
"We made it!" Daniel said. Just then, he saw two people fleeing the gate. It was Garrett and Jessi.
"Daniel!" Garrett yelled with Sting in his hand, swinging it around. "We escaped! I got the ring!"
"What about the rest." Daniel asked.
"I knew we forgot something." Jessi said. So the four of them decided to head back into Mordor. At the entrance of the Black Gate, there was an Orc sitting outside, crying.
"What's wrong?" Jeremy asked. The Orc looked up at him.
"That stupid Sauron!" He said. "He fired me! All because I forgot to kill Frodo and take the ring! I mean, Orcs have Personal Lives too! WE ARE HUMANS!.. Well not really humans. but."
"Do you have a key to open the Black Gate?" Jessi asked.
"Oh sure! Make sure you stop by our lovely café!" The Orc said. "We have some of the best dead worms in the area." So they went in, except Jeremy, who found this orc fascinating.
"So Orcs have feelings?" Jeremy asked. "Can I hear your life story?"
"Sure!" The Orc said. So they sat in front of the Black Gate for hours, exchanging their life stories, while Daniel, Garrett, and Jessi journeyed to Mt. Doom to save their friends and get home. None of them realized that Jeremy was gone.