So there was Daniel, Garrett, and Jessi, wandering through the wasteland of Mordor when they suddenly got caught by three orcs. They put gags on them, with poisonous gas. The last thing Daniel remembered was seeing the orcs, then everything went blurry and he fainted
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Daniel awoke, and he was tied to something. He looked around and saw that he was in a giant mountain. He heard familiar voices talking. He blinked, and saw all his friends tied to the same post as him.
"So then Legolas wasn't caught?" he heard. It was Shokufeh's voice.
"Yeah! He managed to escape!" The other voice said. It was Nicole. "But the dumb thing is that he shot Gandalf..."
"Oh well." Shokufeh replied. "Gandalf is old. He would've died soon anyways."
"I guess you're right."
"THIS IS THE LONGEST I'VE WENT WITHOUT LOOKING INTO A MIRROR!" Jessica yelled. "I'm gonna freak!"
"It's only been two days..." Jill said.
"SO!" Jessica freaked. "I can barely go an hour..."
"So does anyone know where the ring is?" Sarah W asked.
"Well..." Garrett said. "I know none of you are gonna like what I say, but Sauron has the ring... I did have it, but you know we got captured!"
"How'd you get captured?" Sarah Mac asked.
"Probably of Jeremy's stupidity." Jessi said. 'Yeah, because of Jeremy' Daniel thought, still a bit light headed from the poison.
"Where is Jeremy?" Daniel asked, looking around. Jeremy was no where to be seen. "Do you think Sauron killed him?"
"Hopefully." Sarah Mac and Jessi said at the same time.
"You know, now that I think about it, I haven't heard Jeremy since we entered Mordor." Garrett announced. "That's a bit odd... He couldn't go hours without being quiet... Let alone minutes."
"I don't remember much of Jeremy after that either." Daniel said.
"Yeah, me too!" Jessi said.
"I don't even remember seeing him come in with you guys." Shokufeh said.
"This is great." Sarah W said. "The fate of all of us depends on Jeremy... We may as well just shoot ourselves."
'C'mon Jeremy, You HAVE to rescue us...' Daniel thought in his head.
Just then, Sauron opened the door to Mt. Doom. He had on the ring. He paced back and forth, thinking.
"So, you think you can just fall out of the sky and kill me?" Sauron asked. "Well, I plan on killing all of you one by one with my ring! HAHAHAHA. my precioussss."
"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled at him, as they were trying to have a conversation with each other.
"That's it!" Sauron yelled, with his hand in the air and his ring on. "Say your Goodbyes!" Everyone looked terrified.
"GOODBYE TO YOU!" Sarah Mac sang.
"Oh shut up Sarah!" Shokufeh yelled. "It's our final minutes of life, and you sing Michelle Branch..."
"Stop, father!" Yelled a figure at the door. Sauron turned around to see Legolas aiming his bow in Sauron's face.
"LEGOLAS!" Shokufeh and Nicole yelled at the same time.
"I give up!" Sauron yelled, throwing his hands in the air. "Hey, wait a minute! I have the Ring! HAHAHA!" He then smacked Legolas, and tied him up with the others. "Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't let my own son die by himself... At least he'll die with his friends." Eowyn looked at Sauron in disgust, and spat on him. Just then, Sauron stood with his hand in the air, and was about to push them all into the firey hot lava, when suddenly, the door flew open, knocked over Sauron, and he fell into the lava.
"Hey guys! Guess what!" The voice yelled. It was Jeremy. "I got an Orc friend!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH." Sauron yelled, falling into the lava.
"Oops..." Jeremy said, looking down. "Anyways, meet my friend, Bob the Orc!" In stepped Bob the Orc, but he started melting. "Ahh! What's happening to Bob?"
"Jeremy, you did it!" Daniel yelled. "You killed Sauron!"
"Who cares!" Jeremy yelled back. "Bob is dying!"
"I think now that Sauron and the ring are destroyed, all his orcs are melting and dying away." Sarah W said.
"Jeremy! Untie me NOW!" Shokufeh yelled.
"Yeah yeah yeah..." Jeremy said, untying the ropes, still depressed over Bob.
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So once they were freed. They all said their goodbyes to Eowyn, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Shokufeh and Nicole couldn't bare to say goodbye to Legolas, but they ended up disappearing before anything could happen. So, in the end, Jeremy did save the day.