You Owed Me One
Chapter 3: Tofu Turkey
A/N: This story is strange, but if it didn't make you laugh yet it will at some point! Plus, I'm changing my name so just FYI!
Ever since the Halloween contest Beastboy had been thinking of good contest for him to Robin to like him. He had tried many flirt routines for him to like him. Such as "You are gay and I know it!" and "You wear tights! Only gay people wear tights!" which Robin responded murmuring "Their more like pants." He was always feeling uncomfortable around Beastboy, and Beastboy knew it. Robin was always spending his time in Raven's room. They always came to meetings and combat practice together. It was two days until Thanksgiving and the titans were always fighting to see who would cook Thanksgiving. The all voted that Robin should cook. Beastboy kept telling him that it has to be tofu. Robin, being as understanding as he could, agreed. They had a few reports of Mad Mod lately. Robin and Raven seemed to be fighting better. Beastboy noticed Starfire was angry at Raven a lot. Beastboy was too, everyone seemed to like Robin!
The days had passed and it was Thanksgiving. Robin had been working hard all day the day before cooking and getting ready for Thanksgiving. Starfire had made this weird tamerinain dish called fried glorbnecks. Cyborg had made three meat gravy and Raven had tried to bake pumpkin pie, but she had to give it to Silkie because it tried to kill her. Beastboy made a dish of mashed potatoes. Robin's food was the only thing that looked and tasted good. The titan's thought Robin was the best cook in the tower. Robin didn't tell anyone that the turkey was made of tofu. Only Beastboy noticed when he tasted it.
"Okay, ya'll, We are going to have the one and only TURKEY EATING CONTEST!" All the titans eat as much turkey as they can until they barf! The winner gets one wish from the titans. Alright, we need a referee" After the rules had been discussed the titans sat down at a table in front of Starfire, who decided to be referee. "On your mark, get set, GO!"When starfire said go the titans started stuffing their faces with turkey. Beastboy, determined to win, turned into a pig and ate and ate. The first to fall out was Raven. Robin seemed to be thinking about quitting, but wasn't giving up without a fight. Then Robin fell out. It was down to the line hear. Beastboy saw Cyborg slow down his eating. Beastboy knew he would fall out soon. Beastboy kept eating and eating. Then Cyborg fell out. Beastboy cheered and all the titan's congratulated him. "Beastboy what is your wish?" Starfire asked. "My Wish...my wish," He turned and pointed at Robin. "That Robin kisses me!" Then the whole room froze. Robin turned pale. "Uhhhhh, was that in the rules?" Robin asked trying to process it all. "You have to it's the rules!" Beastboy yelled, knowing his victory over Robin. Then Beastboy came closer and closer. Then he leaned in and kissed Robin. Robin fell away and made a face. He was upset about all that he processed. He then sat down on the couch. Raven had gone over to him. Then all of the titans laughed.
Beastboy swore he would never wash his lips again after that.