A/N: Thank you Kat, wolfgrl1423 (dunno if u want ur name on the internet or not… lol) Jocy, and evilrabidplotbunnies! Thank you all so much for the great reviews! Well on to the story!
P.S. 'this means thoughts' k? k
It's nearly the end of summer between their 6th and 7th years of Hogwarts. "They" are the famous 8 who saved the wizarding world. But they are not all friends. In fact, some would be very happy if others would just disappear.
The students in the Black House were just receiving their Hogwarts letters when-
"OH MY GOSH!
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH! I'm head girl!" shrieked Hermione while running to the kitchen.
This of course woke up Mrs. Black's portrait and she started yelling, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! WHO WOULD MAKE A MUDBLOOD HEADG-"
"Ginnyyyyyyyyy!"
"That's it! I'm sick of this! Will someone shut her up!" screamed Mrs. Black.
"As everyone is congratulating her, there's still one person who's still reading their letter. Draco had heard her screaming of course but didn't run to congratulate her like everyone else. In fact he was pissed off that she was head girl. Normally he'd be happy that she would be even busier and would be even farther away from him. That is, if he hadn't just found out that he was Head Boy.
'Hmmm… the old lady's made me Head Boy… I guess I can just annoy Granger even more now.' Draco thought with a smirk
"Uh oh."
"You're smirking"
"Should we go-"
"Warn Hermy"
"That you're up to something?"
Draco looked up and saw the Weasly twins standing in his doorway. "Oh no, don't worry I was just about to tell her myself actually, but now that I think of it I can use your help."
"You-"
"What?"
Draco grinned, a plan forming in his head already. "Well you two are willing to help a friend in need of some good pranks right?"
"Well, we might not want to help you because we tend to like being on good terms with our lovely bookworm-"
"And wouldn't want to risk that by helping a ferret…" They both grinned when they saw Draco's grimace at the name.
"What if I gave you some funding, an idea for a new product, and pictures of the results of your help?" asked Draco.
"We'll do you a favor-"
"And help you for-"
"Just the pictures"
"And your brilliant idea"
"Now what do you need?"
Draco smirked evilly.
Later, in the kitchen, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione were starting to get ready for lunch.
"Hermione! I just remembered that the Head girl shares a common room with the Head boy!" exclaimed Ginny while putting out the plates.
"I do! Oh wow, I wonder who the Head boy is then… Say Harry and Ron, you guys said you were just prefects right?"
"Ye-"
"Of course they are!" interrupted Ginny. "They get in to much trouble to be head boy. Ooh! What if it's that hot Raven claw? I'm sure you two would have some fun at night." She wiggled her eyebrow.
Sensing a bad reaction from Hermione, Harry and Ron ran out of the room.
"No we wouldn't!" exclaimed Hermione. "I am not that type of girl Ginny! I would expect you of all people to understand that!"
"Calm down Hermione! Breathe… I was just joking. We all know you probably wouldn't even kiss a guy…" said Ginny while backing away.
Even a stranger would be able to see Hermione was getting very angry and was about to snap.
'Better interrupt before she breaks something,' thought Draco from the doorway. "Besides it's not even like a guy would want to kiss her, especially not me so you better get those ideas out of your head Weasley."
"Why do you think anyone would want to kiss you? And what ideas?" asked Ginny.
"Well," said Draco with a smirk, "you thought that Granger would be getting it off with the Head boy and since I'm the Head boy, I don't think that will be happening anytime soon. Actually never."
"Wow, I must be tired today because I almost thought that you said you were Head boy," said Hermione.
"I did say I am Head boy," said Draco with yet another smirk, "and since we're living together, I get to make everyday of your life a living hell."
"Don't worry Hermione," said Ginny "I'm sure he's lying just to get a rise out of you." She turned to Malfoy. "If you are Head boy then where is your badge?"
"You shouldn't need the badge to believe me, I never lie," said Malfoy with an innocent look.
"No," said Hermione, "you just don't always tell the truth, now where is your badge Malferret?"
Malfoy grinned, "Right behind you."
Hermione and Ginny turned around in time to see a big flashing gold thing. Before they could react, it had enveloped them, trapping their body completely but leaving their heads free. So here they were in the kitchen, squashed together and trapped by some gold thing, with Malfoy taking pictures.
Hermione knew it was hopeless right away since they didn't have their wands but she didn't know what was around them.
"So Granger, do you believe me now?" Draco asked.
"You still haven't showed me your badge…" Hermione said. 'What an idiot…'
Draco smirked, "Really, you can fight Death Eaters but you can't protect yourself from a little badge…"
"Little? Oh yes, this is absolutely miniscule! What was McGonagall thinking?"
"Or was she even thinking? I was wondering that too, but then I realized that I can use this to my advantage," said Draco with yet another smirk, "I get to torture you even more now. I was only going to go after you with this but Weaselette was an added bonus."
Hermione had actually forgotten about Ginny in her anger. She turned her head, the only thing she can more, to look at her since she'd been really quiet. She saw Ginny was very red in the face and wasn't breathing.
"HOLY COW! (It's Hermione, she can't swear!) Malfoy you better undo this right now! She can't breathe!" she screamed while pushing against the badge, trying to give Ginny more room.
'O shit' thought Draco 'it's not supposed to suffocate them. I guess that's why it's not on the market yet.'
He tapped a button on the side of the badge with his wand and suddenly it let the 2 girls go while shrinking back to its normal size. They were taken by surprise and Ginny immediately sank to the floor. Hermione, however, stumbled and fell in the direction of Draco. Instead of catching her, he just moved out of her way.
'Evil git...' thought Hermione 'he says he has perfect manners and yet here he is, laughing at me for falling. I'll show him!' and with that thought, she swung her legs at the back of his knees, causing him to fall. 'Ooh! It worked!' but then he hit the table and fell on top of Hermione. 'Or not…' she was thinking until she felt a hand on her chest.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING MALFOY!"
"I'm trying to get up. I didn't mean to touch you there, believe me, no guy would want to even touch you," Draco said. "Besides, we wouldn't be here if you hadn't kicked me!" He tried to get up again, but found the table had fallen on top of them.
"We wouldn't be here if you hadn't charmed your badge to attack me and Ginny!" she started squirming, trying to get out from under him but he was too heavy.
"Actually that's where you're wrong," he grinned mysteriously, "I didn't charm my badge."
"If you didn't then who did?" questioned Hermione sarcastically.
"That's for me to know, and you not to find out," Draco said mysteriously.
Hermione was about to retort when she saw the table, that was over them, being moved.
"Honestly, first you guys are too busy arguing to notice I'm suffocating, then you guys are arguing even more and don't realize that I've collapsed, then you can't even get yourself out from under a table and I have to help you," said Ginny, while pulling Hermione off the ground. "And in case you two didn't notice, you were in a very naughty position…"
"Ginny…." "Weaselette…"
"Just speaking the truth!" said Ginny with an innocent look.
"Well my work here is done. Hopefully I won't see you later," said Draco while heading to the door.
"Oh you might not see us in person, but I can assure you that you'll see me sometime later, Malferret," said Hermione (in they type of voice that makes you think they know something you don't) before he'd completely walked out the door.
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