My Interview with...
By Maggeh;;
To all my reviewers: Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked my interview with Mohatu XD Please review this one too
Oh, yeah, disclaimer... I own nothing xD All Dis-nay xD bows down to disney And the second Ahadi description is (c) someone who doesn't have a pen name yet
Chapter 2: My Interview with Ahadi
Me: Aaand... This is our interview with Ahadi! If you read the last chapter, you know who he is. But, just in case you don't...
Me: HELLO UP THERE!
Ahadi: Yes?! What do you want?!
Me: Oh, hi! I'm Maggeh, and-
Ahadi: Get on with it! I want to make this short, you'd better not be a solicitor!
Me: Well, for our curious readers, who are you?
Ahadi: I'm dead! Very uninteresting! So leave me alone!
Me: Chill out. Um, are you related to Mohatu?
Ahadi: He's my dead father! Happy now?!
Me: Related to Mufasa...?
Ahadi: He's my dead son! If you want to know about them, interview them, and ignore me!
Me: I would, but I have to interview you first. I've already done Mohatu.
Ahadi: ((growl, grumble, roar))
Me: So - ((grumble)) - Do YOU like it up there?
Ahadi: NO! I don't like anything! That includes you!
Me: Is there anything you do like?
Ahadi: Yeah, actually! Guess what it is.
Me: Honestly, I have no idea...
Ahadi: MYSELF!
Me: Now, if you'd given me about an hour, I might've been able to-
Ahadi: I'm not going to wait around for an hour! ((roars))
Me: Chill, dude! Ok, so, what do you look like?
Ahadi: What do you care?!
Me: ((glares)) ((glares again))
Ahadi: Fine. Many say I look like Mufasa. But I don't like Mufasa.
Me: That's cruel! I thought you loved him!
Ahadi: Well, I did. But things change! I was stupid back then.
Me: ((stares)) ((sobs))
Ahadi: Cry baby.
Me: I like Moof!
Ahadi: Whatever. Anyway, others say I'm like, beige-ish, with a darker mane. I have a green eye an inch higher than a red eye. But that's ugly.
Me: True, but I think that'd describe you pretty well-
Ahadi: Cut it out. But, I would prefer to remain anonymous in my coloring and looks. Trust me, I'm handsome. ((fluffs mane))
Me: Ugh. So, who'd you like better? Mufasa, or Scar?
Ahadi: They're both ugly.
Me: Oh, come on.
Ahadi: Well, I suppose Scar. 'Cause he wasn't all good and let's-be-happy.
Me: ((sigh)) But Scar is evil!
Ahadi: ... Yes. And?
Me: And that's BAD!
Ahadi: No it's not!
Me: Yes it is!
Ahadi: No it's not!
Me: Yes it is! And you loved Mufasa!
Ahadi: STOP SAYING THAT! I did, but I hate him now! And evil isn't bad!
Me: Yes it is!
Ahadi: No it's-
Me: We're getting no where.
Ahadi: I guess you're right.
Me: So, next question.. ((grumble)) Do you ever get hungry up there?
Ahadi: Why do you care?
Me: ((throws rock at the sky))
Ahadi: Ow! Fine, no. Or, wait. I crave a turkey sandwich right now. Yes.
Me: ... Turkey sandwich? Is that normal lion food?
Ahadi: It's a bit luxurious up here.
Me: Whatever.
Ahadi: I'm bored.
Me: I'm annoyed.
Ahadi: I'm mad.
Me: I'm fuming.
Ahadi: I'm !#$&()(&$&!!!!!!!#$$##$#!!!!!!!!!!
Me: O.o
Ahadi: Yep.
Me: Bye.
Ahadi: Bye.