Ye-ah, I'm back it's a miracle!

It's been a while since I even thought of continuing this story due to the lack of its popularity, plus I had a project to do in school and…etc. But 1 review by "wtf mate" made me change my mind, his indeed encouraging words have sparked me, be sure to read his review before reading this chapter.

This chapter is written all thanks to "wtf mate" and he's lovely review.

Chapter 2

Its 11pm, naruto and Neji were the first to reach the Leaky Cauldron. Neji bought himself a very comfortable looking white robe with the yin yang sign on the back, naruto just bought a new orange suit and a matching cloak with Clifford resting in his hood. Soon, they were greeted Sasuke and Sakura.

"Hey Naruto, like my dress?" Sakura said as she showed off her super expansive and sexy looking kimono, which almost made naruto nose bleed since it's almost look through.

"Wait a minute Sakura, are you wearing any underwe…" Naruto murmured suspiciously while looking at Neji's drooling-face and a huge bulge in his crotch, but naruto was never able to finish his sentence due to… some distractions:

"Remember kids, this fan fiction is rated pg13." Dumbledore suddenly appeared out of nowhere with a wide grin pasted onto his face, after hearing a few curses he just disappeared after he saying "No autographs please."

"……" Sasuke responded.

"……" Naruto finished his sentence.

'Oh yeah, still no panties, wow it feels so good, I've never felt so free!' the inner Sakura screamed in joy while the outer Sakura seemed temporarily absent.

Naruto's question earlier was left unanswered due to the appearance of two ninjas that left every one gasp in horror.

"Hey every one, sorry we're late!" Lee said as he entered the Leaky Cauldron with Gaara "Gaara had… business to take care of…" Lee awkwardly finished his sentence; he didn't feel right under all the gazes upon his weak heart, and few seconds later… HEART ATTACK!

Lee grabbed on to his left chest and fell dead on the floor. But, apparently no one noticed. Every one's gaze was fixed upon Gaara whom was standing behind Lee.

"Man… I just died for nothing" Lee cried out… silently.

"Shut up, you're already dead! Will somebody carry the body away?" the Author, whom is me, screamed angrily "you're ruining everything!" The Author whacked lee with a beer bottle from his computer screen in annoyance.

And there goes Lee, a hard working man that never gives up. He was a righteous being at heart, never lazy, never weak, and never selfish. To God's honor, we wish that he would rest in peace in his ever so cheap coffin.

To Lee's truly: birth

Back to the Diagon Ally:

Every one is still staring at Gaara, and even Gaara became a little nervous under all the pressure. He scratched the back of his head and looked away while revealing his newly pierced nipple and bellybutton ring "every body have dreams" Gaara muttered.

While every ninja's occupied with… whatever that's going on in their mind, Hagrid is stuck in the middle of all the awkwardness, so he decided to break out the tension. "Kids, lets get going. By the way there will be two more friends joining us at the train station so let's hurry."

After the group reached the train station, two very familiar faces was waiting was waiting at the ticket booth. Well actually to be more precise, one familiar face and a familiar metal helmet.

"ITS YOU!" Two certain blonds cried out at each other. Both walked over and shook each other's hand before wiping it on their back while holding an everlasting fake smile.

'I'm 0.00000002 millimeters taller than that midget I know it!' Ed cheered silently.

'Damn, I think that guy's 0.00000002 millimeters taller than me…' naruto cursed in his mind, he held tighter to his explosive kunai hidden in his pocket. But before naruto can throw his weapon at his opponent he felt a metal fist against his nose. For the next few seconds there was this pleasurable gravity-less sensation, despite a bleeding and broken nose. But afterwards there was this landing part that wasn't as pleasant.

"What the fvck!" Naruto protested "pick on somebody your own size!"

For the next 30 minutes Ed felt like he's on top of world on Mount Everest, feeling the cool air breathing against his face Ed was proud… but that was before Al moved into the picture.

A tall dark figure, which is Al, towered over Ed "Nii-san! We need to get back to that train station! The whole scene 'He' plotted had to stop because of you!"

"What? After all the efforts trying to climb this thing?" Ed looked thousands of miles downwards from the tallest point of Mount Everest "but since its 'His' orders…"

Back to the train station:

After an exhausted Ed crowed back to where he was standing before he barely have enough strength to breath.

"This is my chance!" Naruto yelled "Clifford attack!"

Somewhere in a very old and retarded pet store where naruto got his pet from, a goblin read from the inscription paper "elemental changes… whops; I guess I told that Japanese kid the wrong thing. Oh well, it won't make too much of a difference."

Naruto's pet, Clifford awoke from his nape and is ready for battle. His fur got all spiked up, first it sparkled in electricity but than his fur burst into flames and Clifford charged towards Ed.

"Elemental changes… amazing!" Sasuke said with his sharingan activated.

While everyone watched in awe, naruto screamed "My pet is on FIRE! My pet is on FIRE!" he quickly grabbed a bucked of water from a pass by Aurora and poured it onto the little flaming fox just before Clifford was able to reach Ed. In result…

May dear Clifford rest in peace- sincere

Born: chapter 1

Death: chapter 2

"A moment of silence for the following prayers…" Dumbledore said appearing out of nowhere.

"Holy shit, this guy's everywhere!" Lee screamed.

"You are supposed to be dead!" The Author roared "you're fired!"

"Like I care! It's not like I will make a difference lying under my tomb stone!" Every body could tell that Lee was on the urge to cry, but not body cared. And so Lee ran away crying.

Silence

Some more Silence

"Good bye kids! No photographs please." Dumbledore cheered and disappeared.

Naruto didn't look too pleased with how he spent his 8000 galleons; his anger has been evidently shown on his face... and fangs. Everybody knew not to disturb him and that he needed some space… so every body made sure they are 3 meters away from Naruto. Unfortunately, Neji decided to ignore that rule.

"Pity, pity, your pet was quite amusing." Neji sighed "But it is clearly shown that only the Royal and Pure Blooded ones are powerful, worthy, and loyal to their master."

"Nicely said, I must say that I fully agree. Only the purebloods will survive to the end." A blond teen appeared from the darkness, he is dressed in a green silky uniform with a snake design at where his heart is supposed to be. He held out his to shake Neji's while introducing himself "Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."

"Neji." Neji was pleased with himself as he took Draco's hand. "Watch, and learn." He told naruto proudly. Neji snapped the cage to free his hawk and held his left arm high up in the air for the bird to rest on. The bird stretched its powerful wings and proudly danced in the dark night sky. The bird screamed a few courageous screeches, and fled for freedom. Neji's stomach became emptier and emptier as he watches his bird disappearing into the night. Neji's jaw fell to the floor as he sweat dropped. After that Draco and Neji fell silent.

"What the heel are you ding here! You are supposed to be sleeping in Hogwarts right now! Do you have any idea what are you doing? You better give me an excellent excuse or else don't be surprised when you get expelled when you get back to Hogwarts." Hagrid screamed with rage, it didn't seem like Draco will get out of this one.

"Um… I was sleepwalking." Malfoy shrugged as if expecting Hagrid to tolerate his action.

"For couple hundred kilometers?" Hagrid snared.

"Er… Yeah!" Draco made an obvious lie.

"Alright, I'll let you go this time because you gave me a good reason. But you won't be so lucky next time!" Hagrid virtually growled at Malfoy. "But…" Hagrid let his umbrella to finish his sentence as he whacked it against the back of Malfoy's head. The kid instantly fell to the floor unconscious.

"Why did you hit him?" Naruto asked.

"Because I felt like it!" Hagrid cheered happily "Well, I only have enough money for 4 tickets so 3 of you have to squeeze into the storage cabinet with Malfoy's body…" Hagrid sighed "Hogwarts payments are not that generous you know."

"SAY WHAT!" Sakura screamed, but she was now aware of hundreds of other students from other countries and their gazes upon her.

"I'll volunteer; last time I stayed there it wasn't that bad." Al kindly suggested.

"Naruto and I will volunteer." Gaara murmured something nice… it's a miracle! Although Naruto strongly disagreed physically, he was eventually dragged into the cabinet by Gaara's sand. Malfoy's body was still limb so Al hid Draco's body inside his armor so people won't get suspicious.

The train soon started after they settled themselves into the cab. Gaara settled himself into a comfortably made and sofa, and Naruto just stared at him in hatred… while sitting down on the muddy wooden floor. Al however, made