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"Look what I did for you Raven!" Beast boy huddled on my chair beaming in my direction. I fumed. I stomped over in his direction, grabbing the back of my chair in my room ready to fling him out the window.
He must have seen my face expression.
"No! Wait Raven! I want to show you something radical! Besides, you don't want to kill me before I show you this!" I pretended to seriously consider his answer.
I brandished my pointer finger towards the door. His eyes followed the finger.
"Yeah, your room." The smile on his face almost dropped instantaneously, "……your….room." my foot tapped on the floor.
"Heheehehhehe….bye!" a green streak blurred past me. I had to clutch my cloak as he breezed by. The mixed red illuminated off the cape.
I huffed, and sat down in my seat near the computer. I took the mouse, scrolling it towards the exit window. I never clicked.
Instead, my eyes had widened at what was before me.
Fan fiction. Fan fiction of the Titans. Fan fiction of me. I slouched in my seat.
I scrolled down far enough to read the title.
'Stuck on Raven.' I choked on air. I beadily darted eyes at the screen. Ever so slowly, I scrolled down. I was…slightly curious.
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"OH NO!" Three voices rang out overdramatically, stuck in wild posses.
Raven careened down a soft grassy hill, tumbling to her demise. She had become powerless, helpless as she tumbled.
I read on.
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"Don't worry Raven! I'll save you!" Robin leapt heroically, dashing after the fleeting bird. "We're so alike! We're meant for each other!"
Beast boy 'humped' indignantly.
"No Raven! We'd be the forbidden couple! Opposites attract! Opposites attract!" he ran after leaving only one standing on the hillside.
"Well we belong-," Cy stopped, rubbing his chin, "What the heck, no one's listening. I'M COMING RAVEN!"
He doodled down until he came upon-
'gasp!'
A sticky lagoon filled with syrup engulfed the heroes.
Raven, now awake and fully powerful, was stuck in the middle.
"Anyone care to explain?" raised eyebrows.
"I love you Raven!" the three boys's gazed openmouthed at the new encounter.
"Starfire!' yes, Starfire was now too in love with Raven. The syrup caused their bodies to stick together, clung in the lagoon. Unable to escape the bundle of hormones, Raven could only sigh.
"Peachy."
And they were all stuck on Raven.
The End!
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I scrolled up to the top. I read the genre of the fic.
Humor.
Funny, I wasn't laughing.
I read the author's name, tugging at my sleeve. I rolled my eyes, folding my arms across my chest in a tighter bound.
Pfft! Who names themselves MereImage? I gave a half hearted chuckle.
I minimized it. I pulled up a white word document, placing my fingers on the keyboard. I typed.
B. Thanks for the…story thing. But that still doesn't mean I'm not going to kill you.
I paused.
I returned to the story.
I scrolled to the bottom of the page, remaining silent.
With the slightest smile to my face, I added it to my favorites list just before I exited from the window.
The best thing about it...
Nobody would ever know.