My Interview with...

By Maggeh;;

I shall first say that this one is dedicated to everlasting-oranges, who has given great reviews to every chapter xD And some responses to my reviewers...

K9 the First: Ooh, Hyenas? Good idea. Here's my schedule, guys:

Mufasa's done... so... Simba, Kiara, Ema, Uru, Sarabi, Nala, Kovu, Ed, Banzai, Shenzi, Zazu, and more. You'll learn who Ema is.

Sulken: Don't worry sulkenwolfpup, I haven't forgotten Scar... ((shifty eyes))

Ceci: Fwahaha, don't worry, Kiara's coming up XD

Disclaimer: Lion king stuff is Dis-nay's, Mrs. Zarves belongs to Louis Sachar. "Sideways Stories from Wayside School." Read it- lol.

Now.. On to the interview!

Chapter Four: My Interview with Simba

Me: Well, for once, our interview-ee isn't dead! gasps from the audience and clouds I know! Our classic favorite... SIMBA!

Simba: Hi there, everyone! ((walks up on red carpet)) Want my autograph? I could call Nala up, draw a picture of her for you, trust me, I'm a great artist, I've been drawing for a long time, of course, I always autograph my stunning, amazing creations, and-

Me: Whoaaa. You really like commas!

Simba: Huh?

Me: Calm down Simby, It's only an interview. No autographs.

Simba: No autographs?

Me: No autographs.

Simba: ((sulks)) ((sighs))

Me: Alrighty then. I think I sent Zazu out to say hello, so you know this is an interview, right?

Simba: I think every interview should have autographs... Yes, Zazu and I had a discussion.

Me: Good. Ready to be serious?

Simba: Yep. ((goofy grin))

Me: ... Okay. First question. Many people believe you were too protective of Kiara. What's your outlook on this?

Simba: Oh, no, I was as protective as I had to be. I mean, look! I lift my eyes from her for one moment and she goes running off with some outlander!

Me: But don't you like Kovu?

Simba: He's very protective of my Kiarakins, which is good, but you know, if we covered that scar with some paint, and used the paint to sorta reshape his nose... Maybe he'd look more like a pridelander that way... And you know, the scar is awful-

Me: But didn't Kiara point out that you're all the same? That you shouldn't judge everyone on prideland/outland?

Simba: ((classic Simba sigh)) Yes... And she's right. But after what Scar and Zira did...

Me: Who's Zira?

Simba: You know. Scar's wife?

Me: ((shifty eyes)) Is this one of those Mrs. Zarves, 29th story type things?

Simba: ((blank stare))

Me: Well, anyway. Where were we...

Simba: After what Scar did.

Me: Oh yes! So you're still angry at Scar?

Simba: ((suddenly, the goofy simba dissappears. He rears up- which IS possible, since he's not a cloud- and growls, eyes turning red.)) YES! SCAR IS EVIL! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE DID TO MY FATHER!

Me: ((OOOOOH!)) But he's your uncle.

Simba: ((calms down slightly; smile flicks his muzzle)) Yes... I remember that one day, we were talking about the... ((his eyes move from me to a little rock ledge nearby... A shadowy figure under it... calm Simba went out for tea. Angry Simba woke up o.o;;)) "ROAARR!" IT'S SCAR! HE'S BACK! RUN! GET HIM! DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!

Narraration: The big ol' lion went running after Scar. Maggeh called calm Simba over and joined him for the cup of tea. Then, angry Simba came back out of the cave, and turned back into calm Simba.

Me: You ok, Simba?

Simba: ((panting)) Yeah... He... Got away... ((whimper))

Me: You know, I've heard he wants Nala...

Simba: ((glares)) I could call angry Simba back.

Me: ... But that's just a rumor. A completely untrue rumor! ((big smile)) So, anyway.. When are you going to retire and let Kiara and Kovu be royal people?

Simba: Oh, one of these days. When I think she's responsible enough.

Me: Ohh! Speaking of Kiara! I think I told Mufasa last time, but... Mohatu...

Simba: Oh, I love Mohatu. I mean, I never met him, but my father says that his time was a peaceful one.

Me: ((muttering)) Yeah, a boring one... But have you ever asked your fater how he feels about Kiara?

Simba: Why, I never thought to ask.

Me: ((giggling)) He's the most dissapointed in HER!! KIARA! Of ALL THE DESCENDANTS! ((breaks out laughing))

Simba: ((long pause)) Why I.... I... Why... I... I... I mean... Why... What.... When... How....??

Me: Aww, don't worry, he meant it in a loving way, sorta.

Simba. I... think I'm scheduled for tea with Zazu.

Me: NO! This has to be a long interview. Tell me your favorite song.

Simba: Well, It'd have to be, "I Just Can't Wait to be King." That one just makes me happy. ((starts humming cheerfully.))

Me: ((feeling out of questions)) Shenzi or Bonzai? Ed?

Simba: Ed.

Me: ((blank stare))

Simba: No asking. I really do have that tea.

Me: ((whimper))

Simba: Ohh, don't do cub eyes.

Me: They're known as Puppy eyes where I come from.

Simba: Don't get all mushy.

Me: Oh, feh. Anyway. ((ebil grin)) Nala or Kiara??

Simba: Wha..?? WHAT?!

Me: Who do you like more? Nala or Kiara?

Simba: Neither.

Me: ....??????!!!

Simba: I don't like them.

Me: ((SOBS HEAVILY)) WHAT?? Ahadi was bad enough, but now you?

Simba: I love them.

Narraration: ((Big "Awwwww" from the audience, and clouds))

Me: Awwwww ((wipes tear)) How sweeeet. But who do you love MORE?

Simba: ((grumble grumble)) I mean.. well, I've been with her longer but... I don't want to judge, and she's so.. I don't know, I'm kind of..

Me: Yeah? Yeah??

Simba: I suppose... ((mutters inaudibly))

Me: C'mon.

Simba: ((in a barely audible whisper)) Nala.

Me: FWAHAHAHA!! I'm gonna go tell Kiara! HAHAH!

Simba: I'm late for tea.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Simba: ((stalks off))

Me: AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA- (pause) Why are lions always angry with me at the end of reviews?