My Interview with...
By Maggeh;;
Wow! I never expected such great reviews! Thank you, everyone!
Some questions answered...
Kiara32: Wow! Thanks for your enthusiasm XD
BeeKay: Ehh, yes, I confuse review and interview a lot x.x I noticed that too.
Now, what many have been waiting for... KIARA!
Me: Hi, Kiara! Remember me?
Kiara: Oh! The one who wouldn't interview me?
Me: Yeah! M'name's maggeh.
Kiara: I'm Kiara.
Me: I know.
Kiara: I know.
Me: Don't copy me!
Kiara: I wasn't. Is this an interview, or what??
Me: Sorry. Okay, so, first question... I need to ask you this.
Kiara: What?
Me: Do you like turkey sandwiches?
Kiara: ... That's the stupidest question I ever heard. Why do you care about my food preferences??
Me: Ohh! So you know what they are?
Kiara: I know what turkey is.
Me: Oh.
Kiara: ((sharpens claws))
Me: Why are you doing that?!
Kiara: ((blank stare)) My claws are dirty.
Me: Oh.
Kiara: ((cleans teeth))
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiara: Uhh...? What's the matter?
Me: Why are you doing THAT?!
Kiara: My teeth are dirty...
Me: ... Oh.
Kiara: More interview, less talk!
Me: Sorry. Have you even heard of Mohatu?
Kiara: Of course! He's my good, kind great-great-grandfather.
Me: ... We'll get to how kind he is later. ((ebil grin))
Kiara: ((nervous glance))
Me: So, one of my reviewers wanted to know: Are you going to have cubs?
Kiara: ((chortle)) Of COURSE! We need a new king/queen, don't we? When Kovu and I are gone.
Me: True. Do you think your father is too protective of you?
Kiara: Yes, Dad's a little protective, but he's starting to lighten up a bit.
Me: Are you angry with Timon & Pumbaa for always watching you?
Kiara: Not at all. They're cute. ((smile))
Me: Cool. So, who's your best friend in the pride?
Kiara: Kovu.
Me: Besides him.
Kiara: Daddy.
Me: ((glare))
Kiara: Mom.
Me: ((scream))
Kiara: Ohh, I don't know. The whole pride is my friend. ((big grin))
Me: Fine. What are your plans for the pride when you become queen?
Kiara: MAJOR CHANGES! The lion den is SO dull. I've talked to Daddy about it, but he doesn't listen. I think some flower beds would look wonderful, don't you?
Me: Umm..
Kiara: And not just the lionesses hunting! The males should hunt aswell.
Me: But Kovu is the only male, besides Simba.
Kiara: He should learn how to hunt.
Me: He already knows how.
Kiara: Then he should participate in the hunt.
Me: Tell him.
Kiara: I shall.
Me: I, um... I'll tell you some happy facts at the end, but... I think you should know this.
Kiara: ... ((nervous glance)) Ok... What should I know? Is Daddy sick?!
Me: No, "daddy" is perfectly fine. But- so, you know, before you I interviewed Mohatu, Ahadi, Mufasa, Simba, and Scar.
Kiara: Umm... Right. And? ((nervous glance remains))
Me: So... I asked Mohatu who he was most disappointed in of all his descendants... and...
Kiara: What?! ((very nervous now!))
Me: He said.. he said.. I'm sorry, Kiara. He said- you.
Kiara: ((tears form)) EH?!
Me: Eh? That's an odd thing to say.
Kiara: I got it from Daddy. Mohatu doesn't like me?
Me: Don't take it personally. As for Ahadi- Hey, he doesn't like anyone! And- and Mufasa's good and kind... But Simba..
Kiara: What did Daddy say? ((sobs)) Does he dislike me?!?!
Me: No! He loves you, he said it. But he just likes- Nala - more.
Kiara: ((brightens)) Oh, thats obvious! He's been with Mom longer.
Me: Phew. Yep, 'course! Haha, that's the reaction I expected. ((wink)) And Scar doesn't like you either, but that's obvious, ain't it?
Kiara: ((looking crestfallen)) Whaa??!! Scar- he doesn't- but I always thought- wasn't he- dead- ....???
Me: ((stare)) You LIKE Scar?!
Kiara: No!
Me: Then what was that about?
Kiara: Um...
Me: ((grin))
Kiara: It wasn't about anything.
Me: ((giggle)) Suit yerself. What's your favorite song?
Kiara: We Are One. I love the tune. ((hums))
Me: Well... Hmm... I promised you some happy facts at the end, didn't I?
Kiara: You sure did!
Me: Well... I'm interviewing Ema next.
Kiara: Who's Ema?
Me: Ahh! Excitement! That's happy, right?
Kiara: Uh..
Me: Of course it is!
Kiara: ((shrug) Ok, yeah, that's cool.
Me: Great!
Kiara: So, we done?
Me: Yeah.
Kiara: Come by and interview me some other time. That was fun.
Me: Sure thing.
Kiara: Talk to you later!
Me: Gotcha! Bye!