My Interview with...
By Maggeh x.x
EHH! I'm SO sorry everyone. I know it's been awhile, but I can't think of anything for Ema's interview. So expect this one short. Sorry X.x
sulken inspired me to start this again because of her kind reviews :-) Thanks pup xD
Me: ((yawn)) Uhh.. hi... Ema's up in the sky again... She scheduled the interview for 4 AM... x.X
Ema: Ohh, are you there?
Me: Ughh.
Ema: Why hello there! My name is Ema. I'm... very old, and I have a very sweet husband named Mohatu, and a very naughty grandson named Ahadi, and a very weird granddaughter named Uru..
Me: Mmmhmm...
Ema: Goodness, what's the matter, am I boring you?
Me: Uhh.
Ema: Well, I don't mean to-
Me: So who are you 'xactly? (note to everyone... she's not Kiara's daughter xD)
Ema: Why, I'm Mohatu's wife! And-
Me: Yes... Interesting... Ma'am, why four am?
Ema: I have a very busy schedule, and 4 am was the only time open.
Me: Maybe I should just inverview you some other time.
Ema: (whispers: maggie, you're trying to cut this short... c'mon, I know you don't feel like writing, but you gotta!)
Me: (oh.. fiiiine.)
Me: (cough) So, uhh... How does it feel to be so old?
Ema: Uhh? Odd question. Well, dear, it feels.. good, actually. I feel like I know my whole history, and I get to keep learning...
Me: Who were your parents?
(long pause)
Me: Ok... How do you feel about... Uhh... Simba.
Ema: Why Simba?
Me: 'Cause it's the first name that popped into my head xD
Ema: Well, he's charming. A bit too sure of himself, though.
Me: I'm sorry I'm such a bad interviewer today. (faces audience) And I'm sorry to you guys also. Maybe it should've ended at Kiara, or whoever the last person was xP
Ema: No, no, this is fine.
Me: BAH. No more writing. I'll come back in a little while.
Ema: Ok.
(( a couple of days go by. No, literally, I'm serious. ))
Me: Ok, I'm back..
Ema: Hello, dear!
Me: How do you like Turkey Sandwiches?
Ema: What's a Turkish Sand Witch? (smile)
Me: OO Never mind.. Um. What's your favorite Song?
Ema: (yells) HAKUNA MATATA WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!!!!!! HAKUNA MATATA AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE!!!!!!! IT MEA-
Me: Whoaa! I get it!
Ema: ok xD
Me: What's your favorite movie?
Ema: The Lion King no. 1.
Me: Who is your favorite descendant?
Ema: Scaagh.
Me: Who's Scaagh? Do you mean Scar?
Ema: ((appears horrified)) I would never like Scar! It's Scaagh I like.
Me: Tell the audience how to pronounce that.
Ema: skAH!
Me: Who is Scaagh?
Ema: Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
Me: Not at all.
Ema: o.o Goodness... You need education.
Me: HEY!
Ema: Sorry, sorry.
Me: (Growl)
Ema: But really. Scaagh is as easy as one plus one.
Me: Reviewers? Would you please tell me if you know who Scaagh is in your reviews? Because I'm clueless.
Ema: Yes, reviewers! Show Maggie how uneducated she is!
Me: Why, you- ((tackles Ema))
((The familiar tune of William Tell begins to play))
Me: I'll get you!
Ema: HEEEEELP! HEEEEELP!
Me: You'll pay-
Ema: HEEEEELP! HEEEEEELP!
Me: YOU SHALL-
Ema: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
ME: RAWR!
Ema: (meep)
