My Interview with...

By Maggeh x.x

EHH! I'm SO sorry everyone. I know it's been awhile, but I can't think of anything for Ema's interview. So expect this one short. Sorry X.x

sulken inspired me to start this again because of her kind reviews :-) Thanks pup xD

Me: ((yawn)) Uhh.. hi... Ema's up in the sky again... She scheduled the interview for 4 AM... x.X

Ema: Ohh, are you there?

Me: Ughh.

Ema: Why hello there! My name is Ema. I'm... very old, and I have a very sweet husband named Mohatu, and a very naughty grandson named Ahadi, and a very weird granddaughter named Uru..

Me: Mmmhmm...

Ema: Goodness, what's the matter, am I boring you?

Me: Uhh.

Ema: Well, I don't mean to-

Me: So who are you 'xactly? (note to everyone... she's not Kiara's daughter xD)

Ema: Why, I'm Mohatu's wife! And-

Me: Yes... Interesting... Ma'am, why four am?

Ema: I have a very busy schedule, and 4 am was the only time open.

Me: Maybe I should just inverview you some other time.

Ema: (whispers: maggie, you're trying to cut this short... c'mon, I know you don't feel like writing, but you gotta!)

Me: (oh.. fiiiine.)

Me: (cough) So, uhh... How does it feel to be so old?

Ema: Uhh? Odd question. Well, dear, it feels.. good, actually. I feel like I know my whole history, and I get to keep learning...

Me: Who were your parents?

(long pause)

Me: Ok... How do you feel about... Uhh... Simba.

Ema: Why Simba?

Me: 'Cause it's the first name that popped into my head xD

Ema: Well, he's charming. A bit too sure of himself, though.

Me: I'm sorry I'm such a bad interviewer today. (faces audience) And I'm sorry to you guys also. Maybe it should've ended at Kiara, or whoever the last person was xP

Ema: No, no, this is fine.

Me: BAH. No more writing. I'll come back in a little while.

Ema: Ok.

(( a couple of days go by. No, literally, I'm serious. ))

Me: Ok, I'm back..

Ema: Hello, dear!

Me: How do you like Turkey Sandwiches?

Ema: What's a Turkish Sand Witch? (smile)

Me: OO Never mind.. Um. What's your favorite Song?

Ema: (yells) HAKUNA MATATA WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE!!!!!! HAKUNA MATATA AIN'T NO PASSING CRAZE!!!!!!! IT MEA-

Me: Whoaa! I get it!

Ema: ok xD

Me: What's your favorite movie?

Ema: The Lion King no. 1.

Me: Who is your favorite descendant?

Ema: Scaagh.

Me: Who's Scaagh? Do you mean Scar?

Ema: ((appears horrified)) I would never like Scar! It's Scaagh I like.

Me: Tell the audience how to pronounce that.

Ema: skAH!

Me: Who is Scaagh?

Ema: Well, it's obvious, isn't it?

Me: Not at all.

Ema: o.o Goodness... You need education.

Me: HEY!

Ema: Sorry, sorry.

Me: (Growl)

Ema: But really. Scaagh is as easy as one plus one.

Me: Reviewers? Would you please tell me if you know who Scaagh is in your reviews? Because I'm clueless.

Ema: Yes, reviewers! Show Maggie how uneducated she is!

Me: Why, you- ((tackles Ema))

((The familiar tune of William Tell begins to play))

Me: I'll get you!

Ema: HEEEEELP! HEEEEELP!

Me: You'll pay-

Ema: HEEEEELP! HEEEEEELP!

Me: YOU SHALL-

Ema: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

ME: RAWR!

Ema: (meep)