My Interview With...
Written by maggie
Right, the only reason i'm writing this is to reply to animekitten4. ;; who will probably never read this. stupid, stupid reason. hit me. please. and because I feel I should wrap this up, you know?
Anyway, that's what my interviews are about. They're supposed to be entirely random and confusing and yup xD This is humor, not a serious interview, you know? I feel selfish oo
Nah, I lied.
This is to say goodbye.
And if anyone was curious, YES! I AM DEAD. I'm really sorry.
So now I'll do an interview with... Uh... I dunno. Ed. I've been saving this idea since I began the series.
Maggie: I'm so, so bored... I feel guilty... and bad... horrible... -wallows in self-pity-
Ed: Good Evening, marm.
Maggie: What the heck?
Ed: How are you this fine night?
Maggie: It's early morning.
Ed: Oh, is it? It was dark, I couldn't tell. Beg your pardon.
Maggie: ... of course, of course. Are you really Ed?
Ed: But of course, my dear.
Maggie: Why are you such an idiot in the movie?
Ed: Trying not to take offense, ma'am, but I am an actor.
Maggie:... right.
Ed: An actor, woman! I act! Do you honestly believe I waltz around singing "Oh, hahaha, haha, ha, ha, ha!" My character is terrible, they had to pay me a good deal of chicken to make me participate.
Maggie: Chicken? Oh... that's cool. So um. What about turkey? Turkey sandwiches?
Ed: (frowns) I think we should get you to a hospital.
Maggie: Oh- it's nothing- i'm fine-
Ed: I think your brain is getting a bit squashy. (pulls out a stretcher)
Maggie: I'm FINE, you weirdo, go away!
Ed: (stops, looking very hurt) Oh, well... if... that's the way you feel about it...
Maggie: Oh, gosh, buddy, i'm sorry. I'm in a bad mood, you know. C'mere. (hugs)
Ed: Oh, I do thank you. You really do care?
Maggie: ... Yeah, sure.
Ed: Oh, good. (HUG!)
Maggie: (chokes) Y'know, I just may get out of this one without being hated by a lion... well, after all, this is a hyena...
Ed: By the by, my dear, Ahadi's great-grandfather wanted me to tell you that he hates you.
Maggie: Or not.
Ed: Beg pardon?
Maggie: Nothing, buddy. So... are shenzi and banzai much different than the characters in real life?
Ed: Oh no, they're idiots- UR- they're... just as uncivilized as they are in the film.
Maggie: I see.
Ed: You do?
Maggie: No.
Ed: Why? It's pretty simple.
Maggie: Of course I see. So Ed... you have a bit of an honor here.
Ed: How so?
Maggie: Well, see, after this interview, I'm quitting. For good. No more My Interview With... No more maggeh... No more -silence-
Maggie: ... Eddy?
Ed: WHAAA! -bawls-
Maggie: -blinks- Uhm, uhm, uhm... ED! Hiya, how are you, be happy! -pulls out clown-
ED: AAAH! -runs away-
Maggie: Ed?
(in the distance, screaming can be heard:
AAH! OH SAVE ME, SAAAVEE MEEEE! THE CLOWNS! THEY'LL EAT ME! HELP! HELP! HEEEEEEELP!
Maggie: Seeing as this is my last interview, it's short. -hugs everyone who has ever reviewed My Interview With-
Goodbye, reviewers. I've had lots of fun here. I may move on to FictionPress, and post some humorous stories there. But who knows, maybe I'll stay there two years, maybe two days. Wish me luck xD Bye.
Love,
Maggie