I have decided to skip the whole rough drafting thing for this one, so this is a pure impromptu fanfic, with near non stop comic antics. So welcome to Dr. Mario's medical adventures.-

Dr. Mario's Medical Adventure: The pH balance of saliva.

Dr. Mario was sitting on a hospital bed waiting for something to do. "Well I need to look for something to do." He said. He stood up and looked outside. "Oh look a bald man made of sugar!" He spit a huge gob of spit on to the sugar man's large bald head.

"HOLY CRAP I'M MELTING!" the sugar man screamed.

"Oh…my…gosh…" Dr. Mario walked into the main lobby. "I just killed a man made out of sugar, with my spit of doom!" He walked up to Peach who was being a part-time nurse when she wasn't cooking, golfing, or playing tennis. "Nurse Peach, I was wondering, what is the pH balance of spit?"

"Uh…um… I don't know…" Peach stammered.

"If you don't know… then no one knows! I could find out and win the Noble Prize!" Dr. Mario ran out of the lobby.

"Uh, the pH balance of spit is about the same as water…" Mewtwo said.

"When did you become a doctor Mewtwo?" Peach asked.

"I'm… a nurse…"

Outside Dr. Mario was unsuccessfully trying to collect spit from random pedestrians. He walked by a random hobo. "Hey can I have a sample of your spit?" Dr. Mario said holding out a cup.

"Um-yup sure doc…" he held out a cup full of yellow liquid. "I keep this incase of unscheduled tests… I think its spit… or something…"

"Yay! Spit sample!" Dr. Mario raised the cup above his head. He ran back to the hospital.

"I guess I better be safe and check my samples." the hobo looked through his medical samples. "Uh-oh, I just dun gave that Doc my last urine sample, better make sum ore."

Dr. Mario ran into the medical testing lab. "We just cured the common cold!" Mewtwo and Ness chimed.

"Eh, whatever." Dr. Mario erased all of the notes in the lab and got rid of all of the samples that were there to make room for his research.

"You Idiot! We work for months on that!" Ness yelled.

"THIS," He said pointing to the sample, "is more important."

"That's just a sample of p…" Mewtwo said getting cut off.

"…Yes, yes, the pH balance of spit research." Dr. Mario said slamming the door. After working for hours on end he finally discover the pH balance of the test sample. "I have done it! I know the pH balance of spit!" He walked out into the main lobby. "Nurse Peach the pH balance of spit is one."

"Uh no it's not. It's about seven. Besides that's not even spit, it's pee." Mewtwo examined the container. "No it's not even pee; it's a highly dangerous acid."

"No, it's spit!" Dr. Mario yelled. The two glared each other an where about to attack.

"Guys, guys, before you horribly mutilate and dismember each other, we have an emergency." Peach interrupted. "The sugar man that was scheduled to restock the hospitals insulin supply has gone missing and the patients are becoming sick."

"Uh… can't we just find the insulin he was carrying?" Dr. Mario asked nervously.

"No… he was the insulin's main ingredient!" Peach replied

"Oh crap."

-Yes, I know that was short, but hey some times short and sweet is good. What will happen to all the diabetic patients who depend on that medication? Can Dr. Mario save them, or will Mewtwo have to save him? Find out in chapter two: Diabetic Dilemma.