Ah, now that I am no longer working on adrenaline fueled rage I can now think clearly and make a funny story of genius! You will all bow before my amazing literary abilities! AH HAHAHA! Heh, whoa! That was fun. Somebody said in their review something about me like ripping off Billy and Mandy but to tell the truth I've been reading way too much Johnny and really wanted to destroy the universe. I thought it would be a good excuse to do so if Dib became that out of character. So, no I did not plagiarize them, just Jhonen…as usual.

Mother of Gaz!

Another really retarded plot!

thank you idiots for giving me something to write about.)

Gaz sat on her newly reformed bed. The universe had just been created for the third time that month and Gaz was sick of having to reset her clock because they always would blink 12:00 when the universe was destroyed. Her room was dark and moody looking. Emo music played in the background foreshadowing some idiotic drama. The foreshadowing was, of course quite accurate. Gaz opened her eyes and glanced around her room as if someone could be watching. After a few moments of repetitive eye shifting she finally proceeded to do what she wanted to hide form the world.

Gaz began to cry. Black mascara ran down her cheeks. She covered her eyes with her hands, completely blackening them with eye make-up. She stopped crying for a moment, "Ew," she said and wiped them on her purple bedspread leaving two large black splotches. Gaz resumed her loud, I mean loud sob/scream crying.

"OH!" she shouted in out of character desperation, "Oh…. mother!" she buried her face in her hands. She stopped sobbing and sniffled quietly. Gaz pulled off her necklace and stared at it. It was from her mother, Membrane had never actually said that's where it was from but really what else makes sense than a woman giving her child a necklace with a skull pendent.

"MOTHERRRR!" Gaz screamed in sadness. Outside her door in the hall Dib dropped his soda and plugged his ears trying not to be deafened by his sister's scream.

"I really should go in there…" he said but the uncomfortable feeling from the incesty grossness remained. "But I don't think I will." He picked up his can and slunk into his room. Still shamed by some very disturbed mind.

Gaz ran her fingers over the depressing artifact, "Oh mother. Why did you leave me? It is because of that, that I became the dark negative unhappy, (even though I always seemed happy being unhappy), young girl that I am today." Cast the necklace to the floor. It clattered and all was silent like it gets in those dramas. Just silent! Sort of spooky, "It doesn't matter because I am now sad about being without a parent who cares for me! If only you were here then I wouldn't have to do this stretched out monologue!" she looked up, with an expression of inspiration, "Hey maybe I should go out with Zim," her eyes closed, "wait. No I already did that and it was stupid. I'm gonna do something else that's stupid. I'm going to continue being melodramatic and now I shall melodramatically yell at my father for never telling me the truth about my long lost mother." She jumped off her bed and grabbed her skull necklace. She clasped it around her neck and walked down toward the stairs. As she came down Dib was beginning to come up. They saw each other. He grimaced, "oh um…I think I'll go harass Zim for the next seventy two hours. Or more."

"I think that would be best." She said in her cold yet deadpan voice.

"Heh, yeah." Dib said taking a step back then running out the front door. After it slammed behind him Gaz shook her head, he wouldn't be the same for the rest of the story. Gaz began to descend the steps again when there was a huge explosion at the front door. Gaz's hand flew up to protect her face from the debris.

There was a loud insane laughter, Zim's, of course. It was no surprise if there was a big explosion it was either Dib, and since he was in hiding for the next three days…well that left only one possibility. She glared down the stairs at him, "What do you want Zim?" she leaned on the banister.

He was standing atop some giant alien device. It was made of purple metal and had tentacles lashing around wildly. Gir was hanging on to one of them being thrashed around, seeming to be enjoying himself.

"Dib's not home." She said dully as though this was the sort of occurrence that happened every day…well it did but still. Zim's laughter stopped immediately, "He's not? Oh…well then how 'bout this!" he dropped to knee and held out his gloved hand, "Gaz my scary sweet…join me?" his hand balled in to a fist for effect, "Together we will defeat the humans!" even though her eyes remained closed you could just feel them rolling. Zim's purple contact covered eyes were huge with hope.

"Dear God. Is the author trying to fit every Gaz fic in to one? What's next I become suicidal?" Zim glanced around and reached into his pack pulling out a three-page computer print out. He began to thumb through it.

"Uh…no that's later on." He flipped to the second page, "See, first you've got to descend back in to the pits of motherless misery you were in before." Her eyebrow raised. Zim coughed uncomfortably, "Eh, so is that a no to becoming the only human invader, ever? You know despite the fact that there are only thirty two real invaders, and nothing can change that?" (A/N: I did my research. That's how many there really are. So shut up!) Gaz picked up a random piece of rubble and chucked it at Zim's head. He fell back, completely limp. The tentacle finally thrashed enough to send Gir flying in to a wall.

"Besides! We already did that story!" she shouted at the probably dead invader.

Gaz ground her teeth together causing small sparks, "One…more interruption…. Just one more." She threatened to nobody in particular. The ten year old waited a few seconds then decided it was okay and went down the stairs. She actually made it to Membrane's lab without having to mortally injure anyone.

She pushed the door open to find her dad at his usual workstation creating something that probably didn't need to be brought in to this world. She glared at his back. There was nothing to do but confront him in the most dignified and mature attention grabbing way.

"DAD! WHY HAVE'NT YOU TOLD ME ANY THING ABOUT MY MOTHER? OBVIOUSLY SHE LOVED ME MORE THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME THIS!" Gaz thrust the necklace at him. Membrane just stared at her, it was impossible to figure out his expression with his mouth covered and his eyes shielded by goggles.

"Mother? Daughter, what are you talking about?" she could see his eyebrow raise, "You don't have a mother. And you never did." There was silence a few seconds. Gaz pulled a copy of this fic out of her pocket, it was all crumpled from being shoved in her pocket, "Okay your words and the dialogue match but I don't get it." She said tossing it to the floor carelessly.

"Well you see daughter, I wanted to see if I could create life using SCIENCE! I made your brother but something just seemed off about him so I tried again and made you. Sweet heart your mother never left you because you never had one." Gaz thought a moment, "That's really weird. Is it true or something this psycho author came up with?"

"Mostly true. She doesn't know the meat of the story just the general idea."

"So is this the point when I decide to kill myself? Cause it usually goes with the mommiless dramatic daughter thing." She said crossing her arms, "I'm filled with horrible rage but it's not toward myself. Its toward the idiots who would put me in one of their pointless dramas!"

"only if you feel like it but I must get back to work." He turned back to the consol completely not caring that his child was contemplating suicide. Gaz thought a moment, "I really don't feel like committing an unforgivable sin. Damn this author and her constant church references!" Gaz screamed, her fists shaking in front of her face. She suddenly stopped, "I quite." She walked off the set in to her trailer. YES! THAT'S RIGHT! This has suddenly gone from story to story where characters know it's a story to a movie! Whoa! I love inconsistencies!

Well Gaz Quite so I guess this is the END…

Okay. I'm happier with that chapter than the last. It was much longer. Oh and to those who asked, we never did get Timmy's leg back. Now he uses a 1980's cell phone as a leg. I don't even know what I mean by what I say any more.

Well here's something I think we both need to be clear on. I've got two plots left. 1) Irkens Invade 2)SAZR, so I'm going to need ideas, LOTS OF IDEAS! Or I might redo chapters in this one from the other way that they are done. Rather than Dib hitting on Zim having it be vise versa so. give me some ideas! Or else suffer. And I wouldn't complain about getting a few reviews.