"Oh crap!" Tak screamed as she pounded her fists on the side of her ship. She had been here ever since she had left Zim in the third chapter or I Shall Not Allow This, (possibly the greatest story ever written). She spun around and slammed her back against the side of the ship, "Well damn…if this doesn't work than I have one clear option. I have to pretend to live here on earth and go back to school. (A/N: WTF!) It only makes sense! Her green skin phased pale and her purple eyes turned white with purple irises. Details about her outfit changed like the Irken Insignia being added to the chest changed. She was now ready to face the school…again.

Dib sighed as he rolled a pencil back and forth on his desk. Ms Bitters was going on about something or another. Mostly it was about how decay would set in on the brain faster than any other body part. Just going on and on…

"For some unfortunate individuals the rot begins before blood stops pumping! I'm sure at least seven out of all of you have begun the process of decaying your own mind. Though that's not necessarily a bad thing. Once your mind has been hallowed out it leaves room for your school or government to fill with the information we want you to know." Dib raised an eyebrow. Suddenly the door burst open with a blaze of fire and debris. The door was shattered in to more or less fifty pieces for the girl's grand entry. Tak stood there with her eyes narrowed. Ignoring the fact that this was completely conspicuous she just grinned, "Hi. I'm back." Nobody really cared except for two large headed boys. Dib's eyes were large with shock and Zim's were narrowed in rage.

"Tak!" they both shouted in union. Dib fell out of his seat while Zim bolted from his. Tak saw Dib fall and giggled like a little girl. He was so cute when he face down on the floor in pain. She gasped a little. Tak couldn't let her remaining feelings for Dib get in her way of whatever I said was her goal! (I seriously can't remember. I could go back and read it but then what I kind of a lazy person would I be?)

The alien opened her mouth to speak but was interrupted by the lunch bell ringing. The kids stampeded out of the classroom leaving only the three abnormal freaky ones left. Tak stumbled back from against the wall where she had been shoved by the heard of vile forth graders. Her eyes focused on the frighteningly large headed kid gathering his books, glaring at Zim. Her heart pounded in her chest (well it would if she had a heart but still).

Zim shouted, "Tak monster! You will not interfere with Zim's plans…" he swallowed she looked so beautiful but he had to remember that she was the enemy who tried to steal his precious mission, not to mention the robot bee. (A/N: I have seriously read FF where there is this retarded love triangle! Man people are stupid…no offense to those who write those! Okay…a little offense should be taken.)

Zim stomped off in to the hall leaving the soon to be Boyfriend/Girlfriend! (Shutters) Dib walked up to Tak he narrowed his eyes to glare at her. He felt no emotional emotions for her so that's why it as such a shock when she jumped him.

Tak couldn't take it anymore. She was in love with Dib and he had to know! Tak practically tackled him to the ground locking their lips together in a passionate blah, blah, blah!

Dib's eyes widened in shock. He shoved her off of him and inched back a little wiping the Irken saliva from his lips, "Tak! What's the matter with you?" she pouted her lips.

"Geese, you should appreciate that a great Irken like me would ever be interested! What are you, gay?" she asked annoyed.

"I'm not gay just cause I don't want to make out with an alien!"

"Tak!" Zim hissed from the door, "how could you…with the enemy?" he looked at her desperately. YES! What all those Internet writers wrote was true! Zim was madly, sickly, stalkerly in love with Tak! And he had just seen her exchange fluids via the mouth with the Dib worm, oh woe this was a pain like no other! Woe and misery! The woman he loved had betrayed him!

Dib scratched his head, "I am confused and…"

"EEEEK!" they heard a high-pitched scream as something small fell from the ceiling. (A/N: no! it couldn't be! Would I sink so low as to force him to do a cameo! Yes. Yes I would)

A small boy with messy black hair, large scared eyes, a stripped shirt and shorts holding a bear had landed on Mrs. Bitters' desk. The child held his bear tight to his chest as he nervously looked around.

"Ha! Tiny scared worm baby!" Zim had to be happy. Finally someone shorter than him!

"Eh, who are you?" Tak asked getting to her feet. Dib was still on the floor in shock. The little boy got a determined look on him face, "I'm Todd. The scary guy with glasses sent me. His glasses are so scary…you can't see his eyes! What's with his eyes? Squee!"

Little Squee shook his head, "Anyways I was sent here to tell you once again. Tak does not belong in romances with you guys. So stop it! And…and…uh you, uh you're not supposed to fall in love. That, eh emotion is useless to Irkens." He lowered his head and listened intently to his bear. He turned to Dib with a meaningful look in his eye, "You may be right about Zim and the bad things in the world," Dib smiled suddenly liking this jumpy kid, "But you're still crazy and your head is spooky!" well so much for liking this kid. Dib glared at no one in particular just feeling annoyed.

Tak grimaced. There really was no need for these emotions. She slowly backed out of the doorway. The raced back in and kicked Zim hard in the knee cap, "You still ruined my life!" then scurried off. Leaving the boys to stand awkwardly. Squee slid off the desk and race out of the room. They were silent for a while before Dib snickered, "You were in love with Tak!" Zim's eye twitched.

"Yeah well you kissed it!" he hissed not even calling Tak a her. Dib glared. He walked slowly toward the doorway then kicked Zim hard in the other knee and ran away just before the bell rang signaling the end of lunch. A stampede of students stormed in crushing the injured Zim.

"Ow…" he moaned from the ground.

THE END OF ANOTHER HORRID CHAPTER!

Yeah sorry it took forever to update. Hey some of you are asking me to write things I wrote in I shall not allow this. So seriously, this is not a plug, read it. It comes before the revenge! So go review this and read that! Okay I love you guys! Angel