Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, anything related to it, or my own soul for my soul belongs to school… damn…

Sorry I haven't updated in over a month, school controls my life, and the fact that I now have dial up makes submitting a fan fic a 47.289 hour process, life sucks. Well maybe my life doesn't suck, but my computer access does. Boo hoo…I also heard was can't respond of reviews in our stories? But I love to do that. WHY!

Any ways here's Doctor Mario's Medical Adventures #5: What the Hell?

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Peach screamed pointing at the door.

"I don't know." Mario said taking off his doctor garb. "But I'll defeat it."

A large dark cylinder figure with what looked a party hat busted through the front door. "It's ALIVE!" the party hat said. But when the figure came into the light, it was really an extra large tub of Marth's special hair gel and the 'party hat' was really Marth! "Guess what guys, I made my hair gel come to life!"

"Oh god… Marth…" Roy said shaking his head. "How the hell did you do this… and can you do the same thing to my hair spray?"

"Yes I am your god, and I did it like this." Marth raised his hand and began to chant.

"You're not my god; my god is Blazing F…." Roy got cut off as a large bolt of lightning came down and hit Marth's hair gel returning it to normal size. "How did you… when did you… what?"

"Yes I know my power is astounding. You thought I was a little wuss that could only use girly moves, but Huh HA!" Marth lifted his hair gel in the air.

"Hey this is my story." Mario walked over to the squabbling heroes. "You know your tiara looks funny Marth… did something happen to it…?" Mario smiled hoping to make Marth cry.

"Well yes… I think…" Marth's mind wandered off.

"Doc! I kno whu I wanna dun nex!" Ho Bo said valiantly "I gunna b a har sul-on person! I'll mek milleons! Thun I kin git sum o' them speeeking less-ons!"

"Well you do that," Peach said, "I'm gonna go watch that new Disney movie."

"That one with the witches that like as been on every other night? What is it called….?" Marth thought forgetting about his tiara thing.

Mario regained his composure after several full body Twitches, "I don't know but it was a pretty good movie…"

Luigi and Wario were fighting over Mario's doctor garb. "I want to be a doctor!" Luigi cried, "You have been a doctor before, I haven't!"

"So what! Whoever wears this becomes the star!" Wario said pulling with all of his strength.

"But you've stared in over seven video games." Luigi said pulling as hard as he could, "I've only stared in two!"

The garb ripped in half.

Group GASP

What will happen to the story, will Marth make Roy some super hair gel, and why is this so short…. Find out…. Later….. Now to review. MeeheeheeheeHaaa! I'm so evil… To Eternal Smasher: Sword of Seals eh? I used that once… Tensega is like so way better… and actually it was a long, harsh, bloody, battle with all sorts or dismemberment, death, and many unpleasant things… I just paraphrased and shortened it so I didn't have to write five hundred and fifty-two point one pages of an epic battlistic battle between good and evil, so to save your time and mine, it was shortened. NEXT, razzkat: eh… longer… what is this word which is beyond my comprehension? Anyways, I took a long time and still got the same results… actually I took and hour today to type it, I just haven't had the kind of time I used to. And don't call my chapters ugly, they have feelings too. And Yes… Ho Bo is da "man" which you speak of. NEXT, RoyalFanatic: What is with you people and quantity? What about the quality? Moving on, Ho Bo is interesting just like Bo Bo Bo-Bo- Bo Bo Bo… He is now becoming a hair salon person; will he make his dream of speaking correctly come true? Only Time Will Tell… hee hee hee…. NEEHEXT! Blazing Fool: … don't agree with them…. sniff I thought we were friends… and yes… we'll see….. Heh heh. NEXT and LASTLY Tealfrog26: Are you trying to control me? Are YOU trying to control me? Well you can't. Neh Neh! Isn't' it funny that can all you have to ad is a 't? Did you have to add a n't? If can't was like that we'd all be saying "I ca do it!" Ok good bye until next time!