Hello my devout readers and flamers. Nods at the DAZRers in the corner, "Hiss!" Well anyway. Sorry that its taken me sooo long to update but I have a few reasons, drama club, poetry club, JPA, Student Council, Catholic Youth Group, Volunteer Work and grades! It's all a bit time consuming. Plus I'm working on a novel I want to get published so…yeah you know. Well anyway on the advice of a reader I have written a chapter where we take a break from mocking the romantics and instead mock the….

INVASION!

Tallest Red and Tallest Purple sat in front of a monitor with donuts half sticking out of their mouths. Their claw like Irken hands were wrapped around X Box controllers. (A/N: that earth reference was intentional. For those people who have a tendency to throw in human made items. Hits the reader with a stick don't do that!)

"Hey!" purple screamed as his purple- armored halo guy fell to the ground.

"Sorry." Red said lazily with a shrug, "Its just that your really bad at this." He hit pause and sighed, "I'm bored. Hey!" he turned to his friend, "Wanna do something really OOC?" Purple slid his chair away a bit further.

"No. We did that in the last story." Red rolled his eyes, "Not that! Let's invade earth."

"Uh why?" Purple asked annoyed with the stupid request.

"Because its so out of character!" he said as though it were the most obvious thing in the world, get bored get out of character. Simple.

"Sure. That's some thing to do with the afternoon." He said with a shrug.

ON EARTH IN THE SECRET BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP an alarm whaled as Zim chased Dib out of the base. Dib fell on his face, a camera clutched tightly in his hands. Zim fallowed him out the front door and shouted loudly so any passer bys or neighbors could hear, "GNOMES CAPUTER THE INTRUNDER! He's going to expose your master's secret base!" Two gnomes slid over the grass and each grabbed one of Dib's arms with their tiny little ball hand…thingies.

"Yegh! Gah! Ahh!" Dib shouted making those weird ass noises he always does. Zim ran up to him menace in his eyes. He rubbed his hands together like a batman villain.

"You've tried to expose Zim for the last time human. This time I will actually destroy you! Yes! The end of the Dib thing!" Dib's eyes got huge with fear. Well huger, he already has pretty big eyes.

Just as Zim took a step closer encroaching on his soon to be victim a new alarm went off and the computer shouted, "ALERT THERE'S A PHONE CALL!"

"Later!" Zim hissed.

"BUT SIR, IT'S THE TALLEST!"

"Tallest?" Zim's eyes widened with surprise. He raced inside, slamming to the door shut behind him. Dib just stood there for a while (technically he wasn't standing because the gnomes had lifted him a few inches off the ground and held him there). Then he started to struggle making those exertion noises again. He panted out of breath after a few minutes of doing that. Then turned to the gnome on his right, "can you let me go?" he asked hopefully. The robot did nothing. He sighed. Maybe Zim would come out to torture me soon and he could escape.

Inside Zim ran to the trashcan and dove inside. He began to talk to himself, "The tallest calling Zim? Well why would they not? Zim is great! Zim deserves to be called upon by his mighty leaders!" and so on…

Finally the Irken made it to the computer. The tallests were sitting there lazily, not really enthusiastic about making this call.

"My Tallest!" Zim said, bowing deeply.

"Yeah uh Zim," Red started, "We're just callin' to tell you the armada is on its way."

"But!" Zim said distraught, "I haven't conquered the humans and turned them in HUMAN SLAVES!" he began to swipe at the air as though he were hitting slaves.

"Well we've decided your ready to be ruler." Purple chimed in, "Yup once we destroy the planet we are giving it to you to do with as you please just like you've always dreamed."

"Really!" Zim asked awe struck, "W-when will you arrive?" there was a loud crash and the image on the screen shook.

"About thirty seconds ago." Red said shoving some chips in his mouth. Zim ran out in his yard, past Dib who was kicking and shouted something he hadn't heard. The massive was sitting in the middle of the street. It had crushed some of the houses near by but really who cared about them?

Suddenly the door swung open and Irken soldiers swarmed out. Dib turned his head and squeaked, "Wha!" within the hour the earth was completely under Irken control. All the humans were for some reason now dressed in ratty torn clothes and stood staring up at their new ruler. Zim. He was wearing his ruler hat. That said, "I Is The Ruler, cool huh?" Dib was still in Zim's front yard being held by the gnomes. His clothes were still intact. Wait but they shouldn't be. Ah the problem shall be remedied. Watch.

A random person ran up to him and smiled, "Hi!" she said waving the scissors.

"Quick let me go!" he begged her for help. She shook her dyed neon green hair, "No way!" she flashed a braces covered smile, "I'm a Zim fangirl! I've always dreamed of the day Zim would take over the world…" she said with a blissful smile and cheeks reddening from blushing.

"You idiot! Zim's going to kill you! And all your family and friends! Doesn't that mean anything to you?" he asked desperately. She shook her head, still smiling, "Nope!" she cut off one of his sleeves and tore the collar of his jacket and threw some mud on his cheek.

"Now you look enslaved!" she said brightly and ran back in to the crowd.

"Why isn't anyone smart enough to know this is bad?" he asked horrified at the stupidity that was going on. On a giant stage with a smoke machine and lasers shooting off Zim stood with the tallest, being all rulery. He laughed manically.

"No human can stop me!"

"That's were your wrong!" A voice shouted. Everyone turned around and saw over a thousand girls standing there with fire in their eyes.

"Who are you earth monkeys?" Zim demanded. A girl, probably about fifteen years old wearing a Zim tee and blue jeans stepped forward, "We are the obsessive scary fan girls! We're the ones who freak out about any mistake in fanfictions whether it being a name misspelled or a character acting Ooc!" she pointed a sharp looking finger at Zim and the tallest, "And this is most definitely Ooc!"

Dib raised an eyebrow, "God. We have to have reached pretty damn low place for fan girls to be correcting the story!" A blonde with Gir earrings ran up to Dib and screamed, "THEY DON'T CUSS ON ZIM! THE EVIL NICK WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT!" spraying spit on his face. She stopped, "Wow Dib! Wanna see a picture I drew of you?" she asked holding up a crappy looking sketch.

"Dude." Said the leader one, "focus!" the girl took one last longing glance at Dib and said, "Okay!" and trotted back to the mob.

"Now." Said the leader of the obsessive fangirls, "FLAM THIS STORY!" one tapped her on the shoulder, "eh since we're in the story…shouldn't we right it ourselves?"

"Yeah…" said the leader thinking, "That might work…" she looked around. Zim was just staring at them with a raised eyebrow.

"ATTACK!" she screamed suddenly. The angry mob of fangirls swarmed and began to attack.

"ALSO ATTACK!" commanded Zim. The Zim fangirls leapt out from the audience of enslaved humans. The green haired one shouted, "We wont let you take this away from our Zimmy!" and the epic battle began!

Unfortunately, girls who spend all their time watching and studying every detail of a cartoon aren't very fit. So the battle mostly consisted of punching for fifteen minutes then a break. Then kicking anyone who couldn't get up after the break. This sort of fighting waged on for hours until at last only one type of fangirl was left standing. Obsessive fangirls!

"Tallest!" shouted the new leader of the OFGs (old one was killed in battle, very sad), "Return to your ship and return to ignoring and avoiding Zim!" the tall Irkens looked at each other and shrugged, "Okay." They began to walk about in to their ship arguing about whether to play Halo on X Box or City Of Heroes on the PC.

"wait!" shouted Zim racing after them, "But I was going to rule!"

"Too bad." Said Purple shutting the door behind him. Zim dropped to his knees. A fangirl ran up and grabbed his Ruler Hat.

"NOOOOOOO!" he shouted. The former slaves looked around bored and began to disperse. Zim mopingly dragged himself inside and shut the door behind him.

Dib looked around. Everybody had left, "Hey!" he shouted, "Zim! Let me down! Zim!" the blinds in Zim's windows dropped. A newspaper blew by, "Somebody!" Dib screamed, "Anybody!" a tumbleweed blew by.

THE END…

Awww! Poor Dibby! Hee, hee. Can you believe it? Fangirls! Yes I believe this plot is so wrong that it was worthy of an army that has been laying in wait for a battle of EPIC SIZE! Heh, fangirls…well like I said, sorry for the wait but I think that was a damn good chapter and I'm proud so anybody who doesn't like it can go to hell. And I say that in the nicest way possible. Please review! It would make me oh so very happy!

P.S. Nobody throw a fit. I wasn't calling YOU out of shape I was calling the other obsessive fangirls out of shape. So calm the hell down and review!