Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Welcome one, welcome all! To this edition of Know Your Stars!" Fae happily announced as the audience began to clap and cheer. The lights all fell on the miniature Master Magician. She smiled sweetly and she waved a hand. The glass dome appeared once more. The audience cheered as Kagome walked into the dome not knowing of what would happen when she did.

"InuYashaaaaaa! Where are youuuuu? I mean, you have been searching for that Fae girl alllll dayyyyyy! Come on!" Kagome called as she walked into the glass dome. She tried to walk out of the stage, then she bonked into one of the dome's walls. "What? What is this? InuYashaaaaaa! Help!" she screamed as all the lights suddenly went out. You could hear a slight 'whoosh' over Kagome's screams as Fae glided down to meet her newest 'guest.' Suddenly, the lights all went on again and they were all directed at Fae. She grinned and waved to get Kagome's attention.

"What? Who are you? What do you want with me? Are you good or bad?" she demanded, angry that she was stuck in a glass dome and InuYasha was not saving her. Fae smiled a vampire smile as she snapped her delicate fingers. Her throne appeared and all the doors were securely closed and bolted. From the inside, you could hear strange thumps on the door and constant rammings. (Cough inuYasha trying to save Kagome cough) Fae smiled sweetly as she comfortably sat back in her gold and velvet throne.

"Oh, Kagome, I suppose I forgot to introduce myself! I am Fae, master magician and your host for Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style! Welcome to my show! You will be 'released' right after it is over! Oh, by the way, you are inbullet-proof glass, something that your arrows cannot penetrate! okay, so, onward with the show, eh...?" Fae said humaorously, trying to provoke the 'guest.'

"What?I will NOT be part of this show! You are the person InuYasha said he would track down and kill! Let me go! I mean it! Or else!" Kagome said, getting a bit worked up with her current condition. Fae raised an eyebrow in amusement as Kagome tried to break the bullet-proof glass. Needless to say, she did not succeed. Fae giggled in delight; Kagome was even more amusing than InuYasha, demanding to be set free and threatening. She smiled; this would certainly be interesting.

"Kagome... she secretly despises InuYasha, and only likes him because he protects her... too bad... InuYasha..." Fae taunted.

"What? I do not! I like him for who he is, not because he protects me! I mean, no way! Who would ever like that impossible jerk?"

"Tut tut tut! You would! You do!" Fae said with a giggle.

"I do not! I am not not an idiot!" Kagome said, feeling her face heat up. Getting redder and redder.

"Uh-huh! Yeah. You don't like him, so why is your face turning tomato red...?" Fae said sarcastically.

"What? My face is normal! I do not like morons like him! I do not!" she screamed, turning even redder.

"Un-huh. Okay. Got it. So, anyways... Kagome... she is not a real priestess (gasps from the audience)... she is really a witch!"

"What? I am not! I am a real priestess, how else would I be able to purify the Shikon Jewel?" she demanded.

"Tsk tsk tsk... that is why you need to return to your time, you need to recharge your magicks in order to falsely purify the jewel!"

"WHAT? I DO NOT! I NEED TO GO BACK TO STUDY FOR MY TESTS!" Kagome said, infuriated.

"Yeah, that's just an excuse, you know that right? Oh oops, I forgot, it's also for Hojo!"

"What? he is NOT my type! Overconfident and stuff! You are such a liar! I'd rather like InuYasha than him!"

"Kagome... she only goes to the Fuedal Era to miss school because of her grades! She was the worst student of all!" (audience gasps)

"What? You are such a liar!I had great grades until I went to the Fuedal Era!"

"Uh-huh. Sure. Anyways... now audience, you know Kagome! The priestess who's not really a priestess!" Fae said as she snapped her delicate fingers. The glass dome dissapeared. Kagome stepped out calmly and began to shoot arrows at Fae.

"Well, anyway (dodge)... do review! Oh! (dodge) And tell me who (dodge) I should 'invite' and (dodge) if you have any shoutouts, tell me!(dodge) Okay, so,(dodge) bye (dodge) for (dodge) now!" Fae said happily as she teleported away from the Killer Kagome.

See you next time!

Master Magician
Fae