Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Welcome, welcome, welcome! To Know Your Stars InuYasha Style! Today, we have the lovely...yet wicked, Sango here as our special guest! Everone, let's give a BIG round of applause for this demon-slayer girl who really kicks butt!" Fae said happily as she clapped her hands. The infamous glass dome appeared once more. Nearby, a door was burst open by a raging girl with long black hair and a black jumpsuit. She seemed to be steaming and if you stood next to her, you would swear that it was suddenly hotter. Fae smiled to her as she burst in, taking no heed of the chairs she had ripped out in her fury and she blindly walked inside the dreaded glass dome. She seemed to ignore the fact that Fae was grinning widely at her anger, or that she had an audience. She just seemed to want to scream. And scream she did.

"ARGHHH! I WANNA KILL THAT MONK! HE IS SOOO DISGUSTING THAT IT MAKES ME SICK! I SWEAR... NEXT TIME I WILL SHRED HIM IF HE DOES THAT EVER AGAIN! FIRST INUYASHA, NOW KAGOME, BOTH OF THEM WENT OFF TO GO KILL SOME FAE PERSON! THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SHE OR HE IS WORSE THAN NARAKU! WHO CAN BE WORSE THAN NARAKU? ARGGGGGGHHH! I HATE THAT MONK!" Sango screamed in anger as Fae snapped her delicate fingers once more. As of always, a throne appeared and she confortably sat in it, waiting for Sango to calm down so she could realize that she was trapped. Then the fun would begin.

"What...? Who are you? Let me out of this cage! I (bang) will (bang) spare (bang) you (bang) if you (bang) let me (bang) out of here!(bang) (bang)" Sango said as she banged helplessly against the glass dome.

"Oh, ho! I forgot to introduce myself to my newest 'guest,' huh...?" Fae sighed, then perked up as she raised her hands up, "Okay, then! I'll introduce myself grandly! (poof!) I am Fae, the youngest Master Magician ever! (poof!) I am your host for Know Your Stars- InuYasha Style! (poof!) Anyway... this is a show that tells your wonderful audience some things that they never knew! (poof!)So... ready? Okay! (poof!) One... (poof!) Two... (poof!) Three! (poof!) (poof!) (poof!) (poof!)" Fae said happily as all the lights shone on Sango. Sango was showered in pink and purple ribbons as the show began.

"You know Sango... the demon-slayer who absolutely adores Miroku!"

"What! I do not! He is too disgusting for any sane girl to like!"

"Oh suuuure! Tell that to your beet-red facial expression!" taunted Fae.

"WHAT! I DO NOT LIKE THAT MONK!"

"Sango... Sango... her boomerang is as light as a feather!"

"WHAT! IT IS HEAVY! YOU TRY LIFTING IT!"

"Sango... Sango... she is soooo verrry weak, that is why she has such a light boomerang!"

"I AM NOT WEAK! I AM MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU, I BET!" Sango exclaimed as she banged once more on the wall.

"Sango... Sango...she actually LIKES it when Miroku does something disgusting to her! Is she not a good girl or what? Tee Hee!"

"YOU ARE INSANE! I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT! YOU ARE AN INSANE IDIOT, EVEN STUPIDER THAN MIROKU!" Sango shouted furiously, face literally burning up.

"Well, now my audience... you know Sango, the wanna-be demon slayer who is really weak!" Fae cheered as she waved her delicate hands and the glass dome dissapeared. Sango stormed out. Fae glanced a bit at her, shecould swear that the demon slayer was snorting smoke in her breath. She raised an eyebrow at that.

"I'LL SHOW YOU WEAK! THEY DO NOT KNOW ME AT ALL!" Sango shouted furiously as she grabbed her boomerang and aimed at Fae. She dodged, aimed once more, repeat process about ten thousand times.

"Well... (dodge) bye bye audience! Next time, Sango's lover, Miroku will come on stage! (dodge) Have fun and (dodge) do remember to shout out (dodge) for the our favorite monk! That's a bit disgusting! See you next time! (Poof!)" Fae said happily as she disapeared, leaving Sango storming off to team up with Kagome and InuYasha to kill Fae.

See you next Show!

Master Magician
Fae