Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Hello! Hi, hi, hi, hi! My beautiful, and many, adoring fans! Welcoem once more to Know Your Styars-InuYasha Style! Today, we have a very very VERY special guest! He has come from many a cursed generations of holy monks! Everyone, let us all give our favorite, if disgusting, monk, a warm welcome for Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!" Fae cheered as the audience clapped for Miroku. He ran inside the stage and stupidly dashed into the dreaded glass dome. He tried to run out, but was blocked by glass.

"Hey! What is this wonderous invention! I demand that it be released from this contraption so I may continue to escape from my beloved, though strong and scary, Sango!" Miroku demanded, trying to escape, fruitlessly, he then realized what he said and covered his mouth. "NO! I mean, what I mean to say, I was just running away from InuYasha and I demand by the order of Buddha that you free this holy person! I mean it! I do not want to suck you into my Wind Tunnel!" Miroku said, trying to cover up what he just said about escaping Sango. Fae rolled her sky blue eyes and snapped her delicate fingers. As usual, her throne appeared and she lept in front of Miroku, smirking in the way only Fae would.

"Wow! (gets all sparkly eyed) I did not know that a PRINCESS captured me! You are oh so beautiful... would you do me the honour of bearing my child...?" Miroku said happily. All better now that there was a pretty face. Fae twitched wickedly for a second, then regained her composure and grinned maliciously. Miroku drew back as she said her answer in a tone that he had never experienced before. It was as sweet and sappy as honey. Poisonous honey.

"Why, OF COURSE... I WILL NOT BEAR YOUR CHILD YOU IDIOT!" she screeched at a inhuman pitch. Miroku clutched his ears in agony as she waved her hands and thousands of doves appeared and began to furiously peck at Miroku. he was about to suck them all into hius Wind Tunnel, but they dissapeared before he could release the prayer beads. She clapped her hands, happy once more as Miroku drew back.

"Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style! Welcome, welcome, welcome! Miroku! I welcome you to Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style! Miroku, Miroku, Miroku, he is a monk that is in allegiance with Naraku!" Fae announced. Miroku almost chocked on air.

"What! I am not! I want to kill him! I have absolutely no positive ties with Naraku! He cursed me and my family! I'll die sooner!" he exclaimed angrily.

"Suuuuuure... we ALL believe you... so then, if he had not 'cursed' you, you would have no excuse to ask random girls to ear your child!"

"WHAAAAAT?"

"It's true, you asked Naraku to, but there was a price to pay, and that was a shortage of your lives!"

"WHAAAAT! I DID NOT, MY GRANDFATHER DID NOT!"

"Suuuuuuure... oh! Did I forget to mention that the Wind Tunnel is actually fake...?"

"What! It is not! How did my father die then? How do I suck things into it!"

"It is something simple called special effects... that Naraku showed you!"

"I do not! Like I said, I have absolutely no alliance with Naraku! NONE AT ALL!"

"Miroku, Miroku, Miroku, did you know that his real name is Mirika!" (audience is currently cracking up)

"WHAT! YOU ARE SUCH A BIG LIAR! I WAS NAMED MIROKU!"

"Suuure! Mirika was anmed because his mother wanted a girl so since she did not know any BOY names, she just called him Mirika. He changed it to Miroku when he turned sixteen and went out to kill, or should I say, serveNaraku!"

"I do not serve that Naraku! He is wicked! My mother did NOT call me MIRIKA!" Miroku screamed, enraged.

"Okie Dokie, Audiences! Now you know your favorite TRAITOR of a disgusting monk, Mirika!" Fae happily said as she raised her delicate hands in happiness and the glass dome dissapeared. Miroku stormed out, you could see him snorting.

"I WILL EXORCISE YOU, YOU FOUL CRETURE THAT IS A LIAR TOO!" eh said between snorts as he attwmpted to chase after Fae and hit her to numbness.

"Okie, Dokie, Tune in next time for Shippo, the little lovable fox demon! I hope to see you all again, very very sooooon! AHHHHH! Okay, so, I had sooo much fun with everyone this time, but I suppose I must say good-bye, now! See you! Next time! Mirika's out to slaughter meeee! magicks! Helllllllp meeeeeeee!" Fae cheered as Miroku (or rather Mirika) swung at her... and missed. Fae dissapeared in a poof! of doves. They all began to peck at Miroku as he stormed off to team up with Sango, InuYasha, and Kagome to go slaughter Fae.

Till Then!

Master Magician
Fae