Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style!

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"Welcome One, Welcome All! What are you watching, you ask? Well, it's Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style! I'm your host and announcer, the master magician... Fae! Oops, well, anyways... today, we have a very special and extraodinary fox kitsune! Everyone... plaese warmly welcome our favorite fox demon... Shippo!" Fae said happily and hyperly as everyone went wild. they were either clapping, whoo-hoo-ing, doing both, or even blowing kisses as the little fox kitsune with a big, bushy tail walked up onto the stage and stared at everyone as it they were insane. That just made the audience wail and screech louder. They had to call a backup guard set just to restrain the fans that were desperately trying to pull his tail or huggle him to death.

"Huh? What is this place? Where is everyone...? Kagome? Miroku...? Sango! Kirara! Oh, even InuYasha!" Shippo wailed as he banged himself against the dreaded glass dome. He was so busy wailing that he didn't even notice he was trapped. Fae smiled happily and decided to make her entrance now. She lept right in front of InuYasha and snapped her delicate fingers, her beautiful throne encrusted with gold appeared as she comfortably sat back and waited for Shippo to notice her.

"WAHHH! WHY DID EVERYONE ABANDON ME TO GO LOOK FOR THAT FAE GIRL! WAHHHH! HUH? I'M TRAPPED! HELLLLP! ANYONE! Hey, who are you?" Shippo asked, finally noticing Fae as she winked at him. He drew back, she seemed to be dangerous. "W-wh-who are you...?" he sniffled as he drew back to the wall. She grinned almost maniacally at his obvious fear as leaned closer.

"Well, my name is Fae! I'm the person that InuYasha and crew are out to kill! Well, anyways, I welcome you cordially to Know Your Stars, InuYasha style!" Fae said happily as she clapped her hands. The audience clapped and cheered loudly. Shippo tried to get away, to no avail.

"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo! He is not really a demon!"

"WHAT! THAN WHAT AM I! LOOM AT MY TAIL, MY FANGS, MY FOXFIRE, MY TRICKS, AND MY ENDURANCE!"

"I DO believe you meant to say, look at my fake tail, ny stuck-on fangs, my useless foxfire, my pathetic magic tricks, and my weakling strength!"

"WHAT! I WILL GET YOU! THEN HOW DO I SMELL LIKEA DEMON?"

"Du-uh! It's something very simple called rubbing on some other fox demon's scent!"

"I do not!"

"Suuuuure! Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, Shippo! He is weak and useless in the group!"

"WHAAAAT! I AM NOT! I HAVE SAVED KAGOME PLENTY OF TIMES!"

"Suuuuuure... I believe you, NOT! I mean, after you 'save' Kagome, InuYasha saves you... because you mess up!"

"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo... he likes Rin a lot!"

" I DO NOT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!"

"Suuuuure! Oh, Sesshomaru's gonna kill you when he finds out!"

"WHY! I DON"T LIKE HER! I DON"T EVEN KNOW HER!"

"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo! The only thing he can do well is draw!"

"WHAT! I DO NOT! I CAN FIGHT PRETTY WELL TOO! I MEAN IT! I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHERE YOU ARE AND THEY WILL MAKE YOU PAY!"

"Suuuuuuuuuure! Okay, then, how about me leaving you in a demon-infested forest and let's see you live!"

"NOOOOO! WAHHHHH!"

"See? Sooo, now you all know Shippo, the little fox demon who isn't really a demon and adores Rin!" Fae announced as Shippo wailed louder. She dissapeared as the glass dome sunk into the floor and Shippo ran off, wailing and off to tell InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango.

Okay, so see you next time! W+So, who will be our guest...? Why, it's none other than the infamous Naraku! Let's see how well he fares in the dreaded glass dome! Does anyone have anything they would like to share about Naraku...? Well, write it in your reviews! I hope you enjoy next show! And get ready for your next heaping of Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Master Magician,
Fae!