Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars! Welcome, one and welcome all! Today, we will be welcoming a very very very very very very special evil villain who's name is..." Fae stated happily, as always. Suddenly, before she could finish her welcoming speech, Narku burst through the front door. He was muttering some sayings under his breathe and seemed to be in a very evil kind of happy. The fangirls restained themselves because none of them wanted to die from Naraku's poisonous air. He stormed in and ignored Fae's pouting face, stupidly wandering into the dreaded bullet-proof glass dome.

"HEY! Yeah, you, you stupid... spider! (Naraku looked flabbergasted at this) Yeah, you big spider! I'll still nicely introduce myself like I did to everyone else even though you are rude... stupid... and you are just an overgrown spider! But all the same... Welcome to Know Your Stars InuYasha Style! I am Fae, a Master Magician, I will be your announcer and I will introduce you grandly to your very very loyal fans! Everyone, let's welcome Naraku-Know Your Stars Style!" Fae cheered happily as the audience went wild. Everyone clapped and cheered while Naraku just glared at Fae. Evilly. Angrily. She ignored and did her royal procession. Audience claps wildly, she snaps her delicate fingers, a throne appears, and she sits comfortably in the throne and begins to tease Naraku. Who was currently filling the glass dome with very strong poison.

"Okay...well, this time, I didn't take the liberty to know anything about our favorite spider that we all like squished rather than alive! (Naraku looked grotesque when Fae said this)... I decided to just let him know how much his fans know about him! Okay... lemme see... how about...You! And... You! and... YOU! Ummm... two more... okay! I'll choose you and you! Come on onto the stage!

Five random fans that all seem a bit hyper come up to the stage and grin rather maliciously at Naraku.

"Okay, this is how we will do this, you state your name and just ONE fact that you know about Naraku, okay...?" Fae said as the people who were chosen nodded vigorously. She smiled; this would be oh so funny. She calmly sat back and clapped her delicate hands twice. A small hole appeared on the dreaded glass dome so that Naraku could hear EVERY WORD.

"Okay, my name is AnimeChik22570! And I would like to say... Naraku, Naraku, Naraku... his real name is Fickleshnarf! He hid his deepest, darkest secret well because he never told anyone!" the first person in line stated with a smirk.

"WHAT? I AM CALLED NARAKU! I NAMED MYSELF! I WOULD NEVER NAME MYSELF SUCH A POPOSTEROUS AND UGLY AND DEMENTED NAME!" the spider half-breed angrily roared while hopelessly trying to get out through the itsy-bitsy holes.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Except, when you were first born, you thought that Fickleshnarf was the coolest name ever!" Fae said.

"My turn! Yahhhh! I'm called Fallen Angel111586 and I want to say that Naraku is really Hojo's incarnation!"

"WHAT! I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE THIS HOBO PERSON THAT YOU SPEAK OF! LIAR!" Naraku roared; it sounded like a squeak when it went through the glass though...

"Okay, finally, I get to announce to everyone that Naraku made Kagura to fill up the black hole that resides where his heart is! Oh, did I forget to mention...? My name is Inulover1029847556!"

"WHAT! I HAVE A HEART! EVEN I AM NOT HEARTLESS, THOUGH I WISH I WAS! KAGURA IS MY SERVANT!"

"Suuuuuuuure...what ever you say, Fickleshnarf!" Fae taunted.

"ARRRRGH!"

"I am called Ekari Turone and I would like to state that Naraku's biggest wish is to use the Shikon Jewel to turn into a girl!"

"WHAT! THAT IS THE MOST STUPID WAY TO USE SUCH A POWERFUL OBJECT! I WISH TO BECOME FULL DEMON!"

"Suuuuuure... keep trying aimlessly to convince yourself... Fickleshnarf!" Fae said with a giggle. Naraku growled.

"Okay, so what if I'm last...? The name I wish to disclose to the public is SomeoneInThePastOfEarth. I would like to tell ALL of Narakus adoring fans... that he does tea parties every Sunday!"

Narku screeeched something unhearable. The reason why no one could hear was because everyone was too busy howling and rolling on the ground at the thought of that rather disturbing image... (Think about it; Naraku having tea parties with dollies and candy, singing in a girly voice and sipping tea while spitting it out because it tastes so bad!)

"Okie-Dokie! Thankie-Wankie for all of you submiting your priceless knowledge of Naraku! Arigato tou Sayonara (thank you and good-bye!) See you next show in which we have our fun with BOTH Kanna and Kagura! See you next time!" Fae said happily and loudly over the background laughter. She snaps her fingers and the cage vanishes, letting loose a srather mad Naraku. She grins sheepishly, snaps her fingers, and six very guilty people are whisked away.

Meanwhile, Naraku has stormed out with whatever of his dignity left and had made his number one goal to kill Fae.

Okay, so next time... Kanna and Kagura! Thabks to ALL of you who submited your knowledge and sorry if I didn't choose you to come up onto the stage! Gomen! See you next time!

Master Magician
Fae