This is a note to readers along with the actual story!

Note to readers: The person who is the announcer: Fae, is NOT the writer! So, just to tell you in case youwere getting confused, I do NOT have sky-blue eyes, delicate hands, etc... etc...sighs Okay, onward with the show!

Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Welcome everyone!I am soooo glad that you could join us for this extremely special edition of Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style! Now, what's so special about this edition, you ask? Well, there are two things! One, this is another shout out! And two, we have two guests; Kanna and Kagura! Let's all give a great big round of Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style applause to our favorite girl incarnations of Naraku!" Fae cheered happily as a fuming Kagura stormed in with an emotionless Kanna trailing alongside.

"Oh my beeep! I mean, that beeep- Naraku thinks that he is soooo beeep- in charge, huh! Well, one beeep day, I'll beeep- show him! Idiot! And Kanna can you beeep please get a beeep- life and stop tailing me like a beeep- twenty-four/seven?I mean, it's like soooo beeep- annoying!" Kagurascreeched in Kanna's face. Kanna seemed unfazed by it all as the audience clapped for them.

"And will you beeep- people just shut up? I mean, you are soooooo beeep- annoying! You should have all been born mute or something!" she screamed, causing everyone to draw back a little.

"Kagura... Naraku told me to look after the castle and follow you... I have to obey him even when he's off on a mission to go kill someone... besides... I have a better life than you..." Kanna monotonously droned as Kagura continued to rant and rage, covering up Kanna's soft voice.

"Where are we...?" Kagura asked angrily as she turned to her sister; blaming her.

"We are in an unbreakable structure..." Kanna responded; not caring that she was trapped one little bit. Kagura, on the other hand, was hopelessly trying to break the bullet-proof glass with her Wind Blades Dance. Fruitlessly.

"Righty-o! You two are the exclusive special guests of Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!I will be your host and announcer, Fae, master Magician!" Fae said cheerfully as she lept gracefully onto the velvet floor and snapped her delicate fingers. Her usual throne appeared and she once more, comfortably sat down and began the show. The audience clapped wildly as Fae raised her hands and POOF! Out of nowhere, a black baton landed into her hands and she expertly twirled it in her seat.

"Hey! Let me out of here right now! I mean it! Let me out! You can keep Kanna, just release meeee!" Kagura screamed deperately as she pounded on the glass dome. The little circle appeared, only a bit larger so both Kagura and Kanna could hear whatever people were saying to them.

"Okay! Now, I will do this once more... since I don't bother to do research on spiders and their little spider children! I want to see how much your fans know you... so... how about you? And YOU! Oh, oh! And you! And... one last one... I think this row doesnthave anyone... so I'll pick... YOU!" Fae said as she pointed her baton at the people who were chosen to come up stage. Five quite happy people basically scrambled up onto the stage and were fighting for who should go first, second, third, and so forth.

"Okay, we do this MY way, okay? You state your fact first, then your name, okay?" Fae said as the five called up nodded happily.

"Okay, begin!"

"Okay! Me first! Kanna, Kanna, Kanna... she really loves Kohaku and when Naraku is done with him... she will beg him to keep Kohaku's Shikon Shard! That way, she can play with him forever and ever! Oh, my name is kitty-inuyasha!" the first person in line said to Kanna loudly through the hole. Everyone went wild at that slightly disturbing image... Kanna and Kohaku! Even Kagura was rolling on the ground in laughter.

"..." No response was given from Kanna sadly, and her face remained as blank as ever.

"Okay, okay, okay! I'm next! I would like to tell Kanna and Kagura's fans that Kanna only holds a mirror because Kagura tells her to! And Kagura only needs it because she needs to look good in case Sesshomaru were to suddenly step in! oh, by the way, I'm called SomeoneInThePastOfEarth!" the second person in line said with a wave. The audience laughed even louder at this.

"What! That is NO WAY! I can't order Kanna around! Or else I would tell her to stop tailing me!" Kagura said, enraged at the notion, though her cheeks were growing tomato red... possibly because of anger... possibly because of embarrasment.

"Suuuuuuure! And I would like you to tell that to your even redder than red face!" Fae added sarcastically, making Kagura even redder.

"It's just too hot in here!" she said lamely.

Kanna made no comment at all.

"My turn, my turn! I would like to tell everyone that... Kagura is actually a demoness of tomatoes and that she had to beg Naraku for six monthes to give her the wind and a human-like form so she can impress Sesshomaru! Oh, my name is The Fall of the Spirited! Pleased to meet you, Tomato!" the third person in line hyperly said as Kagura grew as red a a tomato.

"JUST YOU WAIT 'TILL I'M FREE! I'LL SMITE YOU ALLL! YOU HEAR ME? NONE OF YOU WILL BE SPARED BY ME WIND BLADES! NONE OF YOU!" she hollered at the top of her lungs; practically deafening Kanna; who was still not responding.

"Suuuuuuuure! And that's why you are as red as a tomato now... eh?" Fae taunted; making Kagura redder and angrier.

"Oh, I have some information to add, by the way, I'm AnimeChik22570 and Kagura, the tomato, has a boyfriend called Potato... but sadly, Fickleshnarf didn't like him so now he is Fried Potato! Tee-hee! Nice knowing you, incarnation of Fickleshnarf!" some random person from the crowd just blurted out. The crowd went bananas. Kagura got even redder.

"HEY! LOOK HERE! I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND NAMED POTATO, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE CALLED FICKLESHNARF, I AM NOT A TOMATO... AND I WILL SMITE YOU ALL! ALL OF YOU! EVERY SINGLE ITSY-BITSY, TEENTSY-WEENTSY ONE OF YOU! YOU HEAR ME!" Kagura stouted and threatened as Kanna calmly moved away from her rather insane sister.

"I would like to say... Kanna, Kanna, Kanna... she is the incarnation of the Magic Mirror in 'Snow White!' And Kagura, Kagura, Kagura... loves to play dress up with Naraku's- or should I say; Fickleshnarf'sbabboon pelts when he's not looking! I'm called Fallen Angel111586! Bye!" the fourth person in line said. This time, Kanna actually had a reaction! ( amazing! )

"What... is 'Snow White?' How is there a magick mirror there...?" she droned sooooo softly, no one heard her over Kagura's raging and ranting about how she did NOT play with Fickleshnarf's babboon pelts... obviously, no one believed her.

"Okay, Okay, Okay, FINALLY! My turn! My name is Myinukoi! Oh whoops, forget I said that! Kanna, Kanna, Kanna... she doesn't eat her veggies and soooo... she never grows tall! And... Kagura, Kagura, Kagura... she is jealous of her sister's forever youthful looks while she's getting a few wrinkles herslf! Ja!" the fifth person said before leaping off of the stage in a dash to get away from a scary looking Kagura. By this time, the audience was literally rolling on the floor and chocking on giggles from the rather scary pictures those two sentences sent into their minds...

"Okay so, (snapsher delicate fingers and the glass dome goes down) bye-bye dear audience and hope to see youall next showtime! Ja ne! Bye bye! And next time... no more shout outs... cuz all the boothes have closed! Gomen tou Sayonara! (Sorry and GoodBye!)" Fae said with a wave as she -poofed- out of existence once more.

Kanna and Kagura went off to go find Naraku who was currently still looking for Fae's whereabouts. The two of them decidedto team up against Fae and take her down; obviously, Kanna did not really care.

So, see you next episode for our mystery guest! Oh, and I DID do researchon this guest... so no need for shout outs, okay...? See you next time and I'm sorry if I forgot to call on you... I suppose i just didn't see you while I was scanning the audience... oh well... maybe there will be a next time!

Till Then!

Master Magician
Fae