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Chapter 2:OH MY FRIGGIN GOD ZOMBIES!

"Hmmmm" Kagome sighed.

"What the hell is wrong now? Like the last 37 times you did that you asked for a piggy-back ride, then a soda" InuYasha said, clearly annoyed.

"Well…I am thirsty…I wanna soda!" Kagome whined.

"Err! Will she ever shut the hell up!" Sango groaned.

"Gimme a soda! I'm hungry! I want some popcorn!" Kagome yelled, as Shippo started to cry from the headache Kagome had given him with her incessant bitching.

"Psst! Miruko," InuYasha whispered, "let's knock her out and dump her in the forest."

Miroku nodded his head and passed the message on to Sango.

"Ok, on 3!" InuYasha said. "Oooooooooooooooooooooone," but before Inuyasha had even reached about 1 and a half, Miroku and Sango had Kagome sedated with a tranquilizer dart, and had stuffed her in a large sack.

"Wow, that was easier than I thought it was gunna be. I figured she would bitch-slap me or try to pull my hair." Sango said, surprised.

"Well, she is Kagome, whining is the worst she can do to hurt someone, although that can sometimes be fatal." Miroku clarified.

"Ok, where should we put her?" InuYasha asked.

"Well…we gotta put her where she will starve to death before she hits any towns," Miroku explained.

"Good plan! It's fool-proof." Sango observed.

"Ok, here's the plan" InuYasha said as he picked up a conveniently placed, perfectly shaped, stick from the ground and started drawing a map.

"We will walk to the center of the forest and throw her in the bushes!" InuYasha said in a cheery voice.

"Was that whole map-deal necessary?" Miroku asked.

"No…no, it was not. But I did it anyways, and there's nothing that can stop me from doing it again" InuYasha said in an extremely monotone voice.

"Umm…okay…" Miroku said confusedly, wondering what InuYasha was talking about.

"Well, we better get going. Kagome might wake up soon and we don't want her thrashing in that bag," Sango said.

: And with that our heroes set off to dump Kagome's body in the forest:

"Why is Kagome in that bag? It doesn't look very comfortable," elicited Shippo.

"Kagome is taking a vacation." Miroku explained, as he heaved Kagome's body in the bushes.

"Are you sure that's what she wants?" Shippo asked hesitantly.

"Oh, of course! She loves doing this!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Well, I guess so…" Shippo said, as he noticed he was alone.

: A few moments later:

"Oh this is sooo much better!" Sango exclaimed.

"It seemed almost too easy," Miroku said.

"What did?" Kagome asked.

"What- how the hell? How did you get back!" InuYasha said with surprise.

"Did I go somewhere?" Kagome asked innocently "Well, never mind, I wanna soda!"

"I know where you're going!" Sango said as she knifed Kagome in the back, "Hell, if were lucky."

"Well…" Miroku said as he kicked her dead body, "stab her a few more times…you know, just for good measure."

"Yea, we don't want her coming back again" InuYasha commented.

"That doesn't look like a vacation to me…" Shippo said in a worried voice.

"What do you mean? She's sleeping, that's all." Sango explained.

"I'm not sure if what you are doing is right." Shippo said again, in a worried voice.

"What do you mean? This is just like when you cheat at cards." Sango said annoyed.

"Oh! I get it now." Shippo exclaimed, "You are trying to kill her! Why didn't you say so? Cheating, lying, and having sex with girls I don't even know, is what I do best!"

"Umm…" InuYasha said, "I'm just going to ignore that."

"Yeah, same here," Sango and Miroku said at the same time.

"Jinx! You owe me a coke!" Sango yelled.

"How do you figure that?" Miroku asked.

"I don't even know…" Sango said in a sad tone.

"Aww, its okay Sango, don't be sad." Kagome said comfortingly, "I know soda makes me feel better."

"OH MY GOD! Please just die and leave us alone!" InuYasha screamed as there was a rustle in the bushes

"What was that?" Sango asked, as it grew strangely quiet.

"Hi guys! For some reason I dozed off and woke up in a bag in the bushes, crazy ain't it?" Kagome said.

"OH-MY-GOD-WHO-IS-THAT?" Kagome asked in shock, "She looks just like me— Except no where near as beautiful…"

"What is going on?" asks yet another Kagome

"OH MY GOD! There are three!" InuYasha said as he started to cry.

"They're ZOMBIES!" Shippo yells as he starts to back up.

"Kill them!" Sango yelled as she started killing the rabid Kagome's by whatever means was the fastest.

"There are too many!" Miroku said as Kagomes flooded out of the trees

"RETREAT!" Inuyasha yelled, but it seemed to be too late, the kagomes had surrounded them.

:It seems too late for our heroes, but guess it can't be too bad cuz there's another chapter… :