Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style!

"Welcome , One Welcome ,all! This is 'Know Your Stars-InuYasha Style and I am called Fae! I have become a Master Magician and I am oh sooooo pleased to be your host for this edition of Know Your Stars! Today, our guest from InuYasha is, the lovely, the powerful, the easily angered, the master, the purifier, the once upon a time alive undead priestess... Kikyo! Let's all give her aWARM welcome, fans!" Fae said cheerily as Kikyo walked onto the stage, glaring daggers at everyone. There was chorus of boo's and yaaah's and screams of happiness and shouts of 'turn back to clay and dirt!' Kikyo didn't care,she just glared at all of them and calmly walked onto the stage. She stood in the center of the stage and calmly watched as the glass entrapped her. Then she calmly strung up one of her arrows and shot the thing down.

In a flash of brilliant pink hues, an arrow was shot. About six more came after those. After a ton of sparkly flashes, lots of ooh's and aah's, a broken bow string, and the audience going wild... Kikyo still had not managed to pierce the glass dome. What she HAD done was make six teeny-weeny itsy-bitsy holes that she could hear from. Fae clapped her hands and smiled 'warmly' at Kikyo. In the poisonous mug of hot cocoa kind of 'warmly.'

"Welcome, Kikyo! My name is Fae and I hope that you are prepared for our show! What is it called?" she asked.

"KNOW YOUR STARS-INUYASHA STYLE!" the crowd screamed. Fae nodded happily. Kikyo glared at everyone... the way she always glared at Naraku. Everyone sort of calmed down a bit... or at least quieted down considerably. Fae raised an eyebrow at this; Kikyo was good. She sighed, snapped her fingers as Kikyo watched with a rather bored expression. Fae then, as usual, comfortably sat on her throne and clapped her delicate hands gently to get everyone's attention off of the soul skimmers that were sadly failing in their attempts to deliver Kikyo her daily supply of souls!

"Let. Me. Out. Of. Here. Now." Kikyo said with a bored tone.

"Tut tut tut! Only when the show is over! Then, maybe you might want to stay...?" Fae said tutting her fingers.

"Hmph. As if I would want to stay in this dump I am busy looking for InuYasha," Kikfo replied coldly. Fae smirked at this.

"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars! Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo... she cannot even draw a bow!"

"WHAT! I CAN TOO! HOW ELSE COULD I HAVE SHOT INUYASHA TO THE TREE?"

"Hmmm... well let's see... she could have just thrown it! Besides, if your sooo good at drawing bows... how come yours snapped?"

"..." Kikyo madeno comment at all.

"Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo... she doesn't really need to dine on souls, she just likes to cause havoc!"

"WHAT! I DO NOT! I MEAN IT! I NEED THE SOULS!"

"Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo... she is secretly engaged to Onigumo!"

"WHAT! I AM NOT ENGAGED TO ANYONE AT ALL! ESPECIALLY NOT THEONEWHO KILLED ME!"

"That's only because you hurt his feelings by going out with InuYasha to your little island! And now that he's dead, your engaged to Naraku, or should I say, Fickleschnarf! Tee Hee! I'll be SURE to come to your lovely wedding!" Fae taunted.

"Me? ENGAGED TO NARAKU? NO WAY!"

"Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo... she doesn't really need souls... she needs fertilizer for her mud, clay, and soon-to-be rotting bones!"

"What is this 'fertilizer' that you speak of?"

(Fae sweatdrops;;)

"..." Kikyo made no comment at all.

"Kikyo, Kikyo, Kikyo... she is too smelly for anyone on this world to like! Why? She cannot, will not, never has since the day she died... taken a bath of any sort! That's because she was remade by mud, clay, and bones, put em all in water and you get a not too alive undead Kikyo!" Fae said in a singsong sort of voice.

"WHAT! I DO SO BATH! IAM CLEAN AND FRESH! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!" she screamed back.

"Now you know the stinky priestess who doesn't bath and is engaged to Kickleschnarf...Kikyo! Bye, everyone! (snaps her delicate fingers very quickly and then poofs away)"

"Huff... Huff... Huff..." Kikyo panted as she not so calmly stepped out the dreaded glass dome and got whisked away on her soul skimmers and off for some fresh souls. then, she would go and get her revenge on Fae. It had to be perfect. The priestess smirked; just you wait Fae... just you wait...

Due to popular demand... next time, we will have Sesshomaru! So... shout outs are allowed, none too inappropriate! Because, I'm only age ten! Okay...? (Dangerous glare) So, see you next time on my exciting, and hilarios show, Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style!

Ja Ne!

Master Magician
Fae