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Sunday May 15th

Faretheewell Ancients.

9:00 am

Yesss! The Ancients have left the building! Aunt Kath took Libbs with her and the only loons in the loon pack left are Angus and Gordy, whom can be controlled...sort of.

Mutti got all teary before they left,

"Oh my little Georgie, all grown up! She's staying home all alone!" She came over and hugged me with one of those bone crushing hugs that only a mutti can give, and her basoomas arn't small.

"Yes, now, I think you two should get on your way...You'll miss your plane." I said. In a moment of sheer desperadoes, you must be nice to your parents, or they'll change their mind.

"Of course. Now we've left you a lot of money to get you through the three weeks...oh Bob, three weeks. How can we leave?"

He grunted in a disgruntled vati kind of way, "Thats what I said but its too late now."

"Yes I suppose. Now Georgia, make sure you make it to school everyday too. It's important!"

Meanwhile, I was not listening to loon leader and his hand maiden loonette speak because I was thinking of all the pounders waiting for me on the kitchen table.

"Don't spend all the money on lippy now, Georgia." Vati said all important-like.

Poo. How does he read minds? Why can't I read minds? I wish I could...then I could find out really interesting things like what actually does go on in Jas' mind and what the hell boys mean by 'see you later'

"Of course, V." I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"I mean it Gee, we left you a good deal of money and I want it to be only spent on food and necesities like loo paper and cat food and..."

"Yes, yes. Now please would you leave?"

They both sighed, and Mutti gave me one last tearful hug.

"Goodbye darling." And they were off.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Oh yes! This is AMAZING! This is brilliant this is fabnostic! This is Hipstinorticsalom...er...See I'm so excited I'm making up words!

11:00 am

Rang Jas.
"Hello?"
"Jas? The ancients are gone!"
"Ooer...what are you going to do first?"
"EVERYTHING!"

12:00 pm

Bored. Bored. Bored. Sitting in my room alone.
It can be very boring being indepentdant...unless you plan ahead. Which I havnt.
Ho hum pigs bum.

3:45 pm

Went for a walk in the park. Decided I should try and get back into shape if I'm ever going to get to 'Rosie & Sven'.

4:00 pm

This has made me think. Oh mon dieu.
When am I going to be ready for 'Rosie & Sven' (and when I say 'Rosie and Sven' I mean number 10 on the snogging scale...obviously)

4:05 pm

I mean its a big decision...who would I do 'Rosie and Sven' with?

4:07 pm

Hahahahaha. Just realized how wrong that sounded.

4:24 pm

Oh fanbloodytastic. Mark big gob and his idiot mates are playing football near me.
He pretended to kick the ball off the sidelines and it rolled to my feet.
"I'll get it!" He yelled, winking and laughing at his friends.
Oh Buddha...what patethicosity.
"Hey, Georgia. You look cool, how have you been?" He asked.
"Fine." I answered with glaciosity.
And as I walked away he put his hand on my bottom!
ON MY BOTTOM!
What? Now not only are my nungas a hazard to society, now my botty is attracting lads (and part time lesbians-I will not forget the yoga incident in the gymnasium) that are undesireable.
I slapped him.
Hadihaha. You should have seen his face.
"Why did you slap me?" He asked, holding his face.
"Because I don't like hands on my bottom thank you very much!"
"Well your asking for it the way it looks!"
What in the name of the popes trousers is he talking about. (I paused for a moment to ponder if the pope did wear trousers...hmm...)
"You are disgusting." I spat at him. Thats right I spat. Not intentionally, spit just came out.
"No you are disgusting!"
"Look, Im sorry that I spat on you. It was an accident."
"No, girls like you are disgusting. Girls who parade around in skimpy little outfits and then get mad when a guy notices."
I wanted to slap him again. I could feel the sister suffragette coming out in me...or at least Christina Aguleria.
"So is it too much to ask to live in a world where women can wear what they want to wear without being objectified by stupid prats like you?"
He looked like I had slapped him again. Even I was a little amazed at the wisdomosity that came from my mouth, but then again...it is me and I am just full of wisdomosity (er...)
"Slut." He said and walked back to his mates.
How dare he? If anyone was a slut it was him. Hes the one putting his hand on poor defenseless midget girls basoomas in any given alley way and sticking his giganticamus gob on any girl who will come within a thirty foot radius of him.
I should take the high road...but thats just not good enough. So I picked up a handful of mud and threw it at the back of his head. Then I ran away, but as I ran I yelled,
"You are ugly! And you snog terribly! And your mouth is too big for your head! And you date midgets!"

At home

4:50 pm

At home now, safe from any other prat boy who decides to pay a visit to my bottom. I may never be able to leave the house again now, as Big gob will have all his idiot mates stationed around my house waiting till I come out.

6:00 pm

Rang Rosie.
"Hello?"
"I will never be able to leave the house."
"Why?"
I told her the story from the park.
"Haha! Good going, Gee. You should be one of those feminist whatsits."
"Why?"
"I don't know..."
"Does that mean I'd have to grow out my armpit hair and braid it?"
"Erlack! I don't think so! I really hope not!"

6:50 pm

Stomach rumbling. What to do? Should I use the money? I was planning on just eating bits of food left over in the house in order to save money for lippy and mascara and things for all the fantastic parties I will be throwing. I'm going to look in the fridge.

6:55 pm

There is a half eaten jammy dodger (compliments of Liberty Nicholson) and a tin of moldy beans.

7:00 pm

So my parents just expected me to order out the whole time they are gone? Are they trying to fatten me up? Is it like hansel and gretal? Probably not because I don't think Vati would fit in the oven.

7:30 pm

Ordered pizza.

8:00 pm

Phwoar! The pizza delivery guy was quite gorgey. Not exactly sex god material. But definately gorgey. He said,
"Hi. Small pepperoni with double cheese?"
I smiled all attractively with my teethy thing I do and the nose sucky thing and he smiled back.
"Yes thank you. It smells delicious." I said.
He smiled back, and we stared at eachother for a moment. Then he snapped out of it and said,
"Oh-yeah...er...here you go." And he handed it to me.
I payed him and he turned around.
"Wait! Whats your name?" I called out.
"Brenden!"
Hmmm...Brenden. He was pretty yummy scrumboes. But I wouldn't date a pizza guy.
I have his name now so I can request him when I call. He will be great fun to flirt with.

8:30 pm

Yum Yum! Pizzas done!
Haha I rhymed...sort of.
I ate the entire pizza! The entire small pizza, thats seven slices! So much for my run today. I could be like that guy that says, 'I can't belive I ate the whooole thing.'
Hahahahahahahahaha.

12:00 am

I can't sleep. Its a little creepy being in my big house all alone. Theres not even any Libby to crawl into my bed with all her 'fwiends'. But there still is Angus and Gordy, theyre both scratching away at my feet.

Monday May 16th

8:00 am

Ugh! I don't want school today. This is like time off, I should be having a vacation. Its not like they want me there anyways. Slim hates me and Hawkeye looks for reasons to torture me.

8:20 am

Rang Jas.
"Jas?"
"Georgia...where are you! We're going to be late for school."
"I don't want school."
"But we have to go."
"Oh c'mon, Wet knickers, live a little. Lets bunk off school today. Come round my house and we'll have loads of fun. We can invite Rosie and Ellen and Jools too."
"Won't it look suspicious if all of us are not there?"
"We could just get Sarah or Mabs to tell them we all came over with scurvy or something...and with the kind of food I have in my house, or lack there of, thats not too short from the truth."
"I don't know, Gee...we might miss something important."
Hahaha, important?
"Ha! Like what? Slim jiggling in a new direction today? Elvis got a new hat to cover his flat head? Bummer twins..."
"Okay! Okay! I'll come round!"
"Yes! You are my bestest pally I love you Jassy!"
"Don't start."

8:30 am

Rang Rosie, Ellen and Jools just before they left.
They're all chalked full of excitosity and Jools, who lives next to Mabs is going to tell her the plan on what to say.

9:00 am

Everyone arrived!
Rosie brought cheesy snacks and fizzy drinks, Ellen brought romantic-comedies and Jools brought more cheesy snacks and fizzy drinks.
"We're going to order pizza at lunch and request, Brenden, the gorgey-porgey pizza delivery guy!" I told them.
"Ooer, He's delivered to my house before. He is pretty good looking." Said Ellen, well she does seem to like my cast offs.
"I complemented him on his hair and he said that I could put the bill on a tab for next time!" She told us, we all laughed.
"Boys can be so incredibly dim! You can make them do anything!" I said.
"Lets try!" Rosie suggested.
"Try what?"
"An experiment."
"What do you mean an experiment."
Jas piped in, "Experiment means..."
"I know what experiment means! What kind of experiment!"
"You know, we'll get all pretty and cool looking and when he comes round we'll invite him in and see if we can make him do things!" Rosie explained.
"Ooer, what kind of things?"
Rosie hit me with a pillow, ouch.
"Not those kind of things...just stuff. Like ask him to take out the trash or give you a neck massage."
We all broke out into a laughing fit, except Wet knickers who looked at us and said,
"Thats really mean! You can't just manipulate him like that!"
"C'mon Jas its an experiment! Its for the good of womankind!" Jools said.
"Its still not right."
"Shut up, oh wet knickered one, we're doing it."
She was a little huffy after that, but she gave in. We watched romantic-comedies and ate cheesy snacks the rest of the morning while also making plans about what to do when Brenden comes round.

12:00 pm

We're all huddled around the phone while I call the pizza place. The girls are giggling like loons and I told them to shut up, but then the person on the phone got offended and almost hung up.
"No-No I'm sorry, I was talking to my friends they're being loud. Yes, thats right, terribly sorry. Anyway, can I get a large pepperoni and double cheese pizza-"
"Don't get double cheese its fattening!" Jas yelled.
"Shut up!"
And then that started off the idiot on the phone again.
"That was my friend again, sorry. Yes, uh-huh. Very disrespectful, I know. Now could you please have that delivered ASAP and uh...could we request Brenden. Oh you have to check if hes working? He might be at school? He might be at school..." I repeated to the girls, and they all crossed their fingers. He's working? Awesome! Tell him we will see him soon." I hung up and we went insane.We ran up to my bedroom and began making ourselves look irresistable.
I was throwing all my clothes out on to the floor for them to find something to wear while Jas starting curling her hair with a curling iron for bouncibility and Ellen and Jools began to apply makeup. I picked out a black low cut shirt and a very short blue skirt.
At least I was tasteful in my wardrobe, Jas was dressing insanely. For someone who did not want to do this experiment, she sure wanted to do it. Her skirt was so short it showed her giganticamus knickers when she bent over.
"How do I look?" She turned around for us.
"Well you shouldnt bend over because those knickers cant be much of a turn on." I said.
She threw a brush at me. Harrassment!
When we were all dressed, makeup applied (we all went for the sexy smoky but still natural look) and our hair was full of bouncibility to the max we sat in my room and waited until we heard the door bell.

12:40 pm

The doorbell rang! We all ran down like frantic loons, tripping over ourselves. I got to the door and put on my attractive smile, then opened it.
"Hello, Brenden." I said, putting my teeth behind my tongue-I mean tongue behind my teeth haha.
He looked a little flustered when he saw us all, and got red in the face.
"Hi girls, uh...you ordered, uh...um..." He was a little distracted. It was working!
"Large pepperoni with double cheese?" Ellen said from behind me.
"Yes, thats it." He laughed nervously, and then I caught him sneaking a glance at my basoomas. In any other case I would be insulted, but this was an experiment and so I kept my coolishness.
"Thanks so much, Brenden." I touched his arm, "Listen, we were just bunking off school today to hang out...do you want to join us?"
He became red in the face again and then said, "Well, that would be cool. I have an hour break after this."
And so we invited him in to the front room.
I put the pizza on the table in front of us as he sat down on the sofa.
I nudged Jas, "Do something." I whispered.
She looked hesitant for a moment, then went to sit down on the opposite side of him, and as she did she pretended (not well) to fall a little so that she was on his knee for a moment.
"Jas you little 'lady of the night'" I whispered and then began laughing like a loon. Then everyone looked at me. "Uh...yes, pizza!" And I sat down beside Brenden and opened the pizza box.
He turned towards me and I turned towards him, I could see the rest of the ace gang watching over our shoulders.
"Thank you for inviting me over, Georgia, it was very nice of you." He said, but he would not stop glancing down at my nungas...it was getting a little annoying.
I thought of what to do next,
"Would you like some then?" I asked.
"What?" He jumped up likea jumpy thing and the rest of the girls giggled.
"Some Pizza I mean..." I said, pointing to the box.
"Oh-oh right. Ha. Sure." He said and grabbed some pizza from the box. We all ate a little pizza and then we had run out of ideas for the experiment.
"Er...girls, could I see you all in the kitchen?" I asked.
They all followed me out of the living room and Jools said to Brenden,
"Now don't go anywhere. We'll be right back."
When we were all in the kitchen I turned to them,
"What now? I've ran out of ideas."
Jas was looking worried, "We shouldn't do this anymore. Its wrong. Besides what if hes like an axe-murderer or a nympho or something...?"
"Jas." I said all important like, "He's a bloke...of course hes a nympho!"
"Show him your nungas, Gee!" Rosie giggled.
I laughed, "Hahaha, yeah right! You do it!"
"No way...yours are the biggest." Oh great, here we go again.
"We could start out by asking if he has a girlfriend..." Ellen suggested.
"Yeah."
"And we definately need more innuendos, that wasgood one with the 'would you like some?' thing before, Gee."
"Honestly you guys, this is sick."
"Jas, you didn't think it was so sick when you were practically using him as an armchair."
She scoffed in her little Jassyknicker scoffy kind of way that only wet knickers herself can accomplish.
"How about we do the whole 'is it hot in here or is just me?' thing and take off our sweaters."
"Oh yeah, that wont look obvious. All five of us taking off our jumpers at once." Jools said, rolling her eyes.
"True."
"We could just be straightforward," I suggested. "You know, Dave the laugh said guys like things more straightforward." I said and Ellen became a little sad. Bullocks.

So we went back out to Brenden and found that he had eaten 3 more slices while we had been gone. Huh.
All of us were silent, we didn't know what to do. I panicked,
"Is it girlfriend in here or is it just me?" I sputtered.
"I mean, Is it hot in here or is it just your girlfriend?" I blurted again.
"What?" He asked and I could feel Jas hitting her forehead behind me. Oh god, now hes going to think I'm insane and a lezzie.
"I meant to say...do you have a girlfriend, and is it hot in here at the same time and it came out wrong. Haha." I laughed nervously.
"Oh...well, no. I don't have a girlfriend. And yes it is a little hot."
Jools took off her jumper behind me, good. subtle.
Silence again. Oh no, the experiment was going down the drain. What could we do, what could we do? Suddenly Ellen blurted,
"Wanna snog?"
Ohmygiddygod. We all looked at her, appalled. She went for the straightforward suggestion then.
"Sure." He said, becoming red again.
"Oh no." She whispered in my ear, "What do I do...that just sort of...came out."
"Just go with it I guess." She looked pretty worried but its her fault shes a little blurting blurter. Even I, the blurter of the hour, didn't sink as low as she had.
"Uh...c'mon then." She said, and took his hand leading her up to my room. She threw us all a scared look as they got to the top of the stairs.
"Oh my god." Rosie said
"Oh my buddha." I added.
"Oh my word." Jools said.
"Shut up!" came Jas.
"What are we going to do? Just wait?"
"I guess so. I can't believe she just blurted it out like that." I said.
Jas looked at me in a looking way, "Its your fault."
"Why is it my fault!"
"Cause you put the idea of being straightforward in her head and she panicked and couldn't think of anything else to say so she said that."
"Oh right...ok, smashing. Can't find anyone to blame so you blame poor innocent Georgia. Cheers."
"Will you two stop bickering?" Came Jools.
And so we sat on the sofa and finished watching our romantic-comedies and waited.

1:10 pm

Waiting...

1:30 pm

Still waiting...

1:40 pm

Still waiting waitingly...
"Its been an hour you know?" Came Rosie.
"Do you think we should go up and knock or something...Brenden did say his break was only an hour." Jas said.
"Yeah, probably, we don't want him to get fired." Said Jools.
"Poo. We didn't even get to try and make him take out the trash or change Angus and Gordys litter or anything." I grumbled.
We were all about to head up to get them when we heard them coming down the stairs, hand in hand. Brenden looked really happy and red, and Ellen looked...well...really happy and red. Only more giggly than him, which is a relief. Have you ever heard a man giggle?
"Well...bye then everyone, I have to get back to work. Thanks for your number Ellen, I'll give you a call. It was fun." And he waved to all of us and left.
The moment he was gone we all became dithering idiots.
"What happened!"
"What did you two dooo?"
"You gave him your number?"
"It was really fun." She said, smiling.
"What did you get up to on the snogging scale."
"Your new level Georgia, eight and a half."
"Eight and a half? You only just met him!" Jas exclaimed.
"No." She blushed, "He delivered pizza to me once before, remember?"

In my room.

6:00 pm

Mates went home. Alone to wonder about my place in the world...
What is my purpose?
To snog alot of boys?
To make the world look better?
To...uh...make people laugh?
Yes! That's it. I'm here to make people laugh. I have found my calling.
Fantastic! I am going to be a laughable laughing girl that-er-makes people laugh!
They can start calling me Georgia the laugh, and I can marry Dave and we can be the
'the laugh' family, and we can have kids who are laughs as well...all of them gorgeous with my eyes and Daves nose (obviously as mine is a hazard to society). They would have my hair and his smile and Ooer his body (if they were boys) and I have to see
Daves mutti to see if she has a problem in the basooma department (aka. giganticamus)
because if she does than our girls will 100 percentfor sure have problem basoomas, like mine. Too bad, I wanted to stop the giganticamus basooma gene with me, so that no more have to suffer.

6:45 pm

That depends of course on if I marry Dave the L. Do I even have feelings for him? I thought we were just snogging partners, you know? As you, my little american chums, would call "Friends with benifits" Hahahaha. You all crack me up.

Tuesday May 17th

8:30 pm

Decided I should probably make an appearance at stalag 14 today, seeing as everyone will have missed me terribly. Except Wet Lindsay, but no one cares about her. Shes a drip.

8:45 pm

Oh. And Slim, and hawkeye. But they all love me deep down. I know it.
Oh and Elvis, but hes retiring...

8:48 pm

Met good ol' Jassy knickers at her gate again.
"I see we're finally going back to school."
"Jas, we were gone for a day."
"Still...we had the whole weekend before us so we were gone longer."
"Oh, so you missed stalag 14?"
"No."
"You did! You miss Slims wobbly chins and Ms. Stamps moustache!"
"Foxwood boys!" She hissed.
Oh no, Hunky was here. She went all Jas-dither-ee. Lippy, rolly uppy skirt, hair combed to the side and a pout.
"You realize you've been seeing him for quite a while now? I have expect you to be a married couple by now."
"Yes...I fancy marrying him one day." She said all happily as she watched him walk over.
"So why do you still go mad trying to look good for him?"
"Because a girl should always look good."
I rolled my eyes.
"Hi, Jassy. Hi, Gee." He said.
"Hi Hunky." I laughed, and suprisingly so did he.
They kissed, erlack, 5 open mouth kissing. Watching Jas and Hunky kiss was actually almost as gross as watching my parents snog.
"I'd love to stay and watch you two snog, but I must get to stalag 14. Goodbye."
Jas followed behind me for a while but didn't bother coming up next to me. Fine. Some best mate.

Lunch

Were all on the knicker toaster. The rest of the gang is eating their sandwiches and fruit packed by their own muttis, while I eat left over pizza. Freedom never tasted so good...or cold.
"So when are you seeing Brenden again, Ellen?" Jools asked
"Well, uh, you know? I'm meeting him today after school for coffee and then were going to that uh..., you know, stiff dylans gig at the foggy horn on Friday."
"Ooer. Sounds good, you can show off your dancing skills." Rosie said.
Ellen blushed. Typico.
"What are you all doing after school today?" I asked.
"Seeing Sven."
"Seeing Tom."
"Seeing Rollo."
"Seeing Brenden."
Fanbloodytastic. All my mates had boyfriends now except for little ol' me.
"Why don't you ask Dave the Laugh around?" Jas asked and I nearly jumped out of my seat. Ellen giggled nervously.
"Why would she invite Dave the Laugh around?"
Jas, seeming to notice her own stupidity now, looked for an excuse,
"Uh...I dont know. I just, uh, thought it would be a good idea. You could invite over Masimo if you wanted...or any of your other guy friends."
But unlike, mrs. hugeknickers, I kept my cool.
"Pah. Like I would ever want to see Italiano Pratio ever again."
"Ciao Georgia."
Now I really did jump off my seat. And fall on the floor. And my knickers were showing under my skirt.
"Uh...Ciao, Italia-Masimo. What are you doing here?"
"I come to give Lindsay flowers as suprise." He told me.
"Oh. How nice." HOW NOT NICE, Lindsay is a stupid drippy drippity drip and I hate you for liking her (I said in my head).
"Alright well, goodbye." I said with glaciosity and then turned back to my so-called mates who were having a laughing fit on the knick toaster.
"Shut your holes."

2:00 pm

All the ace gang got called down to Slims office to explain why were all simultaneously sick. So we all had to lie, and some of us who shall remain un-named arn't very good at lying (Rosie).
"I had the painters in really bad." I said.
"I had the flu." Said Jas, with a glare a me. Sheesh.
"I had the flu as well, Jas gave it to me." Said Jools.
"My mother was very sick." Said Ellen.
"I had malaria!" Yelled Rosie.
"Malaria?" Wobbled slim.
"I-I mean...the flu as well."
"I see...well, Lindsay, you probably know her, said that she saw all of you going into Ms. Nicholsons house yesterday morning."
"Oh..." All of us were speechless. Stupid stick insect, did she have to be such a drip? And a tattle-tale. But fortunately, being the genius I am, I was able to come up with something,
"Uh...well,my parents and ellens motherdecided that since we were all sick and they are sick too, that we should all stay in the house together so we dont get anyone else sick..."
"Oh and can you verify that? Our your parents home now?"
"NO!" I yelled as she picked up the phone, "I mean, Uh...theyre at work. Try calling back after school."

Walking home

3:15 pm

"What are you going to do Gee? You're horrible at impersonations, she'll never believe it." Rosie said.
"I know..." Then I saw him, Yes! It was the perfect plan.
"DAVE!" I yelled.
"Yes? Oh-hello there, Gorgious."
"I need your help, come round my house now."
"Can't get enough of me can you?" He asked as I waved goodbye to the girls and pulled him along the street towards my house.
"Gee, watch it! You're yanking my arm off!"
"Just come on! You have to help me before she calls!"
"Who calls?"
"Hurry!"
I pulled him into my house and sat him by the phone.
"Uh...?"
"My headmistress is calling! She wants to ask my parents why me and the girls weren't at school yesterday. Can you do an impression of my vati?"
"Ahh, I see, no parents, eh?" He winked at me.
"Stay focused!"
"Ok, ok. Yes I can do an impression of your vati. I almost had my feet blown off by rogue bores." He said in a voice that sounded exactly like my dear old loonleader.
"Oh, Dave! You're amazing!" I hugged him. He smiled, aww.
"No problem. So whats the story?"
"Well all of us were sick at home together because my vati-aka you, thought that it would be good for all us sickies to stick together. Oh yes, try to sound like my vati sick."
He did it perfectly.
"What will I get in return for this?" He said with a cheeky grin.
"We'll see..." I smiled back. I am such a red bottomed vixen. I should just be locked up where no more boys can be harmed. Erlack, no, then I'd probably become a lesbian and be with the likes of Ms. Stamp for the rest of my life.
Just then the phone rang.
"Go on then!" I said, "Pick it up!"
"Hello?" He picked it up! He flinched a little then handed the phone to me.
"Uh...its for you, Gee."
Oh no. It wasn't Slim...that could only mean...
"Hello?"
"Georgia! Why is there a boy there?" It was Vati of course.
"Its nothing, vati, Jas is here too. See?" I motioned to Dave.
"Uh...Hi Mr. Nicholson!" He said in a high pitched voice that amazingly sounded like Jas.
"Er...alright then. Hello, Jas. I still don't like the idea of there being a boy there, Georgia."
"Don't worry, dad, hes...uh...hes gay!"
Dave almost fell off his chair when I said that. He looked at me crossly.
"What?" He mouthed.
"Oh...well, er, I suppose thats ok then. I mean its okay that hes gay, uh, its his choice, and uh...well, theres nothing wrong with that way of living."
"Yes...thats right Vati...anything else?" I asked.
"No. Just checking to see how you are, we're in Los Angeles right now! Its really hot and beautiful and you should see all the palm trees and..."
"...Thats great dad, now if you don't mind I have to go."
"Oh alright, goodbye then. We'll call you again later so you can talk to your mum."
"Alright. Goodbye."
When we got off the phone Dave looked at me in a looking at me kind of way.
"What?"
"I'm gay?"
"Well to him you are now." I giggled.
"Georgia you know that I am not gay." He said.
"Oh yes...I know for a fact you're not gay." And I kissed him.
We did a bit of number 6 snogging on the floor and then the phone rang again.
"This time I'll answer first." I said.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Georgia. May I please speak with your mother or father?"
"My father is here beside me." I said and passed Dave the phone, he took a dramatic breath and then began talking.
It was a hell of alot of, "Mmhmms" and "Oh yes, too right. Too right." and "I know, kids today." Finally he explained the story and...SHE BOUGHT IT! Yesss!
Double cool with knobs!
"Now do I get my reward?" He asked when he got off the phone.
"Of course."
And then we went up to my room and did some 8 and a half snogging.
Bloody Brilliant.

7:45 pm

Dave has just gone home. We snogged for hours and hours, and then we went downstairs and ordered chinese take away.
Fun Fun Fun in the sun (except inside...and not sunny)

11:00 pm

Mabye one day when Dave and I are married we can move to hamburger agogo land and live in Los Angeles. We can be one of those beautiful couples who are rich and suntan all day and have nannies for their children so that they don't have to take up their valuble snogging and tanning time. Mmmmm that would be so great.

11:15 pm

That is if I marry Dave.

11:30 pm

I could go to hollywood and start my career in acting.

11:38 pm

Although I cant even do an impression of my dear old vati so perhaps acting is not my calling.

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Hoped you liked it! Next chapter coming soon!