Know Your Stars, InuYasha Style! Chapter 9: Silent Sesshomaru, an inuyasha fanfic

Know Your Stars- InuYasha Style!

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"Hello, Hello, hello! And welcome back, all of you, young and old, to Know Your Stars- InuYasha Style! I am your announcer and Fae and the reason we have been off air is because... well, one of the managers seemed to have some 'disagreements to our show... but that was all taken 'taken care of...' " Fae paused to smile happily and wave at the audience, some which threw flowers at her. If you listened REEEEEEALLY closely, you could make out faint mufflings and rumblings in the storage room that seemed rather desperate and angry. But, no one listened.

"So, today's star, is the one, the only, the super, califragilistic, expialidoxious... Sesshomaru!" Fae said happily as a very annoyed Sesshomaru came out. This time, unlike with InuYasha and such, the fangirls literally trampled the security and tried to... well... 'meet' him; putting it lightly. Luckily for Sesshomaru, they were all stopped by the not so bad anymore glass dome. He raised a delicate arched eyebrow as his ADORING fangirls smothered all their make up on the glass. Fae sweat-dropped and sent a HUGE gust of wind... blowing the insane faniacs back to their seats.

"Release me this instant, wench." Sesshomaru demanded in his usual monotone.

"Nuh-uh! YOU ARE OUR STAR! YOU. DO. NOT. LEAVE." Fae said in a rather 'scary' tone. Sesshomaru arched his eyebrow again but made no rude comment.

"Okay... Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars... Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru, Sesshomaru, his real name is FLUFFY!"

"..." Sesshomaru made not the slightest movement at all, except touching the glass, delicately.

"Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy... he really is a polar bear that is in love with Kagura... the potato!" Fae said happily; knowing this would strike a nerve. The entire audience was BAWLING- literally, at the image of a polar bear and a tomato.

"I. Am. Not. In. Love. With. Naraku's. Wench." Sesshomaru said, his voice (almost) showing emotion.

"Oh, ho! Won't Tomato be soooooooo sad to hear you say that? I mean, it's quite obvious that you like her, and hopefully, if a tomatoe has feelings, she likes you back!" Fae said, still taunting.

"I. Don't. Like. Her." Sesshomaru said, back in monotone.

"Like, duh not! YOU LOVE HER!" Fae said cheerfully, as if this was no big deal at all, partly ignoring thefact that half the audience had fallen off of their seats due to laughing.

"I. Have. No. Emotions. For. Her."

"DUH! YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS!" Fae said with a giggle.

"..." Sesshomaru made no comment at all, but instead, went back to delicately stroking the wall.

"Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy... once upon a time, when he was little, he played with twigsas swords!" Fae said, as the crowd imagined a little chibi-sized Sesshomaru, playing with twigs. Needless to say, the other half was on the floor as well.

"I did not." he said with an air of finality as he continued to stroke the glass dome.

"Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy... hey, are YOU LISTENING?" Fae said with rising anger in her tone. Sesshomaru spared a glare at her as his hand turned poison green.

SLASH!

"Now Die, Wench." he said as he swiftly attempted to stab Fae. Obviously, she dodged and flipped into the air.

"Tsk, Tsk, Fluffy, you didn't stay long enough for the show... so, SAYONARAAAA!" Fae saidhappily as she swept the semi-transformed fuming dog demon away.

"Okay, so, now you know... Fluffy- the polar bear that is in love with the tomato, Kagura, and has no emotions!" she said with a cheerful smile as she poofed away.

Meanwhile, InuYasha and company were STILL busy searching for Fae. They had accidentally ransacked three, poor, circus buildings and InuYasha had gone into such a rage that he threw Shippo into a lake. Kagome had to dive down to save the abused kitsune from drowning. If InuYasha had killed him, she swore she would sit him to the center of the earth.

Meanwhile, Naraku and company were still searching for Fae too. Most of the eastern part of the continent (in our world, Japan) was burnt to a crisp, but they had still not located Fae yet.

Sesshomaru was also off to go find, hunt down, and kill Fae. He would torture her before she died if he had any spare time, probably not as seeing how the rebunkxious Lord of the Eastern Lands was coming over to discuss about a madman half-breed and two girl demons burning down most of his land. He would have to see to that later.

So... that is how life is for the three different groups, all who are very much enemies, are setting off to kill me- an 'innocent' little ten year old girl! Aren't they (sniffle) (sniffle) MEAN? I mean, they are soooo cruel, who would (sob) do such a thing...? Oh, whoops, (evil grin) I would, two hundred and twenty seven percent! (cackles) So... let's see how everything will work out... I'm guessing it will be anything from fine!

Okee, Dokee, next time, due to popular demand, I will personally bring Jakotsu... or whatever that stupid guy's name was here! This is cheers for my wonderful, blunderful, tenth Episode! (Next Chapter!) So... I DO hope to see you all then, and oh, make SURE not to release that man- er, I mean animal out of that closet... that is, unless you want the shows to stop permanantly!

See You!
Master Magician,
Fae!