Jolly Jakotsu!

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-silence-

-more silence-

-the crowd is whispering to one another-

-five minutes has passed-

-Fae had still not arrived-

-half of the audience has left-

-the other half leaves as well too-

-a paper bag half-filled with popcorn floats off somewhere-

BAM! The door was suddenly knocked down by none other than InuYasha's Scar of Wind. The group of six (with Kirara!) burst in... and see not a single soul in the deserted circus room.

"See, InuYasha, I told you! This place is deserted, just like the last two places, wait no, three, hold on... five! You idiot! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT, oh, and SIT! THAT WAS FOR THROWING SHIPPO INTO THE LAKE!" Kagome screamed at the absolute top of her lungs, causing InuYasha to bury himself fourty, fifty feet into the earth. She sighed after screaming for so long and bicycled away, leaving Miroku and Sango to help InuYasha out of his crater. Shippo giggled at the half-breed's punishment, earning him a bump atop of his head. As usual. Then, inuYasha muttered something about stupid girls and ran after Kagome, pouting and fuming while Sango, Miroku, and Shippo rode atop Kirara, gaining speed on him. The fivesome headed away from the abandoned circus, hopes rather shattered.

-five minutes after the group of five left-

"Naraku... this is the... the place... that girl... stood..." Kanna said in her usual monotone voice as she pointed to the wrecked circus arena with a pale finger. Both Naraku and Kagura's kimonos were stained with ashes and mud, partly from rage, partly from burning down the half of the eastern lands. Amazingly, Kanna had kept her white silk kimono spectacularly clean and had not even one speck of dust on it.

"Kanna, are you sure that this is the correct place, after all, there are no signs of any human life in this rather deserted building..." Naraku said, while glaring at the building, as if just glaring at it would cause Fae to suddenly appear in front of him. Not much of a chance, as Kagura noticed and rolled her eyes, and decided to do a more productive thing- brush off dirt, dust, ashes, and such off of her kimono, after all, no point in getting revenge while looking like InuYasha, all dirty, scraggly, and messed up!

"Yes, Naraku... I am sure..." Kanna said still in monotone. She held her mirror up so he could see and he saw Fae smirking, right in front of the circus door. She grinned rather wickedly and waved... almost in a taunting manner! Obviously, that got Naraku a bit fired up... almost as much as InuYasha!

"That girl will pay for insulting I, Naraku, will destroy herself myself... along with all of Japan! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." he crowed rather loudly as he 'gracefully' leaped to the circus front, to confront Fae.

POOF!

And... Naraku was sent flying by some unidentified flying object (cough cough the manager cough cough)... while wrapped up in ribbons. A spotless Kagura and Kanna chased after Naraku in their bubble... taking their time... after all, what kind of danger would Naraku get himself into after just two minutes...?

-With Naraku-

"AHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME ANYONE! THERE'SA CRAZY LORD OF THE EASTERN KANDS AFTER MEEEEEE! SAAAAVE MEEEE! HEEEEELP! ANYONEEEEE!" he screamed as a rather annoyed fully grown fox demon was chasing him viciously across the lake filled with alligator demons... what happened after that... is too (fake sniffle) sad! (melodramitacally sobbing)

Sesshomaru looked at what was happening to Naraku, he mentally shrugged, at least his greatest annoyance was out of the way for now... Speerou had a way of torturing you that after two seconds with him... you'd swear that he was the face of evil himself!

He headed back, not wanting to contaminate his shoes by walking on the land InuYasha had already walked on.

-suddenly, the circus 'poofs' back into reality and Fae happily brings her entire audience along with it!-

"Oh... Jakotsu... Jakky, Jakky, Jakotsu... InuYasha, Naraku, Sesshomaru, Miroku, and many more boys were here..." Fae said slowly, almost like she was trying to lure Jakotsu there. ZOOM! WHOOSH! ZAAAAP! Jakotsu ran quickly (and rather foolishly) into the glass dome, where InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and many, many more people had stood before him.

"I-N-UUUUUUUU-Y-AAAAAAAA-SH-AAAAAAA!" Jakotsu screamed in a girly tone, as he looked around for his (darling) InuYasha.

"Well, I'm sorry, Jakotsu!"

"What? Why?"

"Cuz, I tricked you!" Fae said, abnormally cheerful, as she 'poofed' some flower balls upon the audience, most of them were caught greedily by people who just snatched them up with two cupped hands.

"Okay... so get reade, one, get ready all, for the tenth edition, yes, I said tenth! (bows all while ignoring Jakotsu's complaining) Oh, and the manager... he... had an unpleasant accident... too bad... (wipes away crocodile tears)... WELL! On with the show!" Fae said as she happily raised her hand, holding her beautiful baton and twirling it, causing her throne to appear. The audience clapped happily as she called the four lucky people who had (greedily) caught her flower balls up onto the stage.

"Okay! So, stay in your order, and let the shout-outs begin!" she happily said as she glanced at the four people. "Please state your pen name, your fact for the audience to know... and a comment for Jakotsu!" she said in her most cheerful, dangerous, tone as she ushered the four lucky people up onto the stage.

"Hiya, Jakky, Jakky! My name is AngelKat and I really would like to tell you... That Jakky, Jakky didn't like his real, BIRTH name: TreeBoy! And so, he named himself Jakotsu! Aren't we a loud person, Jakky, Jakky!" she said hyperly as she ignored (completely) the fact that 'Jakky' had turn red with anger.

"Hiya, everyone! I'd like to say that my name is Touya-no-Kogakure and I have soooo much things to tell! Okay, for starters, 'Jakky' is married to a SQUIRREL!" the next person in linbe joyfully screamed as the crowd went WILD- imagine, here comes the bride, fair, fluffy, and brown, here come the groom... a mental goon!

"WHAT! I AM ENGAGED TO INU-YASHA, and BANKOTSU!" 'Jakky' yelled at the top of his lungs as Fae tutted at him.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Jakky! I mean, you CAN'T be married to more than one person, you know?" Fae said with a smirk as she reinforced the glass dome with a diamond rose. (oooooh... rich... $$)

"Oh, and did I mention that Jakky's GREATEST ambition is to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" Touya stated in a cheerful manner, almost as if aggravating 'Jakky's' were a daily part of life! Jakotsy basically lunged at the glass dme, NEARLY breaking it... nearly!

"WHAT! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TOOTSY ROL POP IS! YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON! EVEN WORSE THAN THE IDOTIC BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEPING MUKOTSU!" Jakotsu screamed at the top of his lungs in a rather shrilly voice.

"Oh... dear... well, we're out of time! So, see you next time, and thank you sooooo much, dear audience, keep watching and shotuing out!" Fae said cheerfully, as she 'poofed' away. The two that had not gone sighed and left the stage sadly, not noticing that their flower bouquets had turned diamond or that they were dressed richly.

"So, thnak you soooo much, and I thank you especially, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, for waiting sooooo long for Jakotsu's chapter!" Fae said happily as she waved goodbye and transported her 'dear' audience out before they were all fried and sizzled!

"So, BYEEEEEE! And see you next time, when we 'have fun' with Koga! I'll do my research!" Fae said rather cheerfully as she dissapitated and 'released' Jakotsu from his 'cage-' his face rather steaming red and roaring/swearing that he would get revenge!

Fae
Master Magician