Monday May 23rd

Maths

I only came to school today because I need advice from my chums.
Sent notes to the fab five and received one back from each:

Jools:
If you want my advice you should just do what you REALLY want. Ask yourself if you like Dave or Robbie better.

Ellen:
ROBBIE! Afterall, whats the point of a sex god being there if you never use him. So...you and Dave huh? It's alright with me, I guess.

Rosie:
Sven usually tells me, when I ask him for his opinion, to go stick my head in a vat of fish guts. Im not quite sure if thats a saying for something in his country or if he really wants me to stick my head in fish guts.

(Lets just note here that I have no clue as to what she is blithering on about.)

Jas:
I don't think you should be with Dave the Laugh seeing as he is one of your closest mates ex-boyfriend.

Then of course Ms. Stamp with her manly moustache marched over and read the notes aloud and the entire class heard...bloody brilliant.

9:00 pm

Ordered Italian take away tonight, and to get in the mood I put on some of my parents italian music and talked with what I thought was a very good italian accent.
Stupid Massimo. I wonder what our children would look like? Mmm he is pretty yummy scrumboes. Perhaps I could marry Dave the laugh, have a child with him that is funny with very nice hair, then see Massimo on the side and have an italian prat child that is gorgey with him.Oh and what about Robbie? Hmmm...I guess I could have a love child with him as well. He could be the intellectual, gorgey, deep one.
Listen to me planning ahead in my life, I am so full of maturosity and responsibilitosity.
I am slightly depressed that the loons will be back in a week, though.

Tuesday May 24th

3:00 pm

Bloody fantastic! Today outside stalag 14 whilst we were off on our merry ways home we saw Lindsay waiting outside looking all dignified (or at least she was trying to be) and Spotty Tim was hanging around like a loony loonster in the bushes breathing very loudly because of his asthma or something. I almost peed myself laughing. He was trying to be very nonchalant so she couldn't see him but she could hear his loud shallow breathing and was trying to ignore him. Hadihahahaha.

6:00 pm

Rang Jas.
"Jas?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you wanna go for a walk?"
"To where?"
"I don't know to get something to eat."
"Why don't you order in?"
"Jas, my hefty knickered chummy, have you been living under a rock for the past two weeks? All I've eaten is take-out."
"No need to get shirty. I was only suggesting."
"Yes, well...suggest something else."
Silence.
"Jas?"
"Hmmm?"
"I asked you to suggest something."
"Oh, I thought you were just making a point."
I hung up on her. Have the two of us ever been able to have a conversation on the phone without it resulting in hanging up? It's not my fault shes stupid...and a vegetable.

6:15 pm

Went for a walk by myself to find food and decided to go into Jennings.
"Hey Tom." I greeted him nicely, because I am just that nice.
"Oh, hey Gee. What's up?"
"Trying to find real food."
He laughed, "Well you can certainly find that here."
"So...when is Robbie getting back?" Oh no. I am showing interest, I am supposed to show glaciosity towards Robbie because he left me to snog sheep in kiwi a-go-go.
"Friday. I've invited him to Rosie and Svens cowboy party on Saturday. You'll be there right?"
"Of course, I wouldn't want to miss a theme party. They're the only things that keep me going now-a-days."
"Cool." Helaughed and then I left.

6:20 pm

Had to go back into Jennings cause I forgot to buy food.

12:13 am

What am I going to do about Robbie...and Dave. Quest-que-ce la point, I may as well become a lesbian. That is my fall back plan.
I'm getting very used to it being quiet at night. And it's so peaceful not having Libby wake me up at the crack of Dawn to crawl into bed with her toys and squishy things that I don't know what they are. And alas, there's only a week left of this peace.

Wednesday May 25th

1:00 pm

r.e.

Doing my nails, I have a big date with Dave tonight. At least I think its a date...you never know with Dave. I'm not even sure if we're official whatsits yet.

"So how are things with you and Dave going?" Ellen asked me, a little sadly.
Get over it.

"Good. We're seeing eachother tonight." I said with maturosity.

"Oh really? I'm seeing Brendan tonight as well. Ooer, we should go on a double date!"

"NOOOOOO!" I said in my mind.

"Uh...sure." I said out loud. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I don't even know if stupid dave the laugh thinks we're boyfriend or girlfriend or if we're still proffessional snogging partners.

6:30 pm

Waiting for Ellen.
She's on her way over to get ready for our (groan) double date avec moi.

6:45 pm

Still waiting...

7:15 pm

Where is she? We have to be at the bloody restaurant in 15 minutes!

7:20 pm

Decided to leave without mrs. late-y-pants. Have to get ready really quick now, we were GOING to have an hour to get ready.

7:23 pm

Lippy. Coverstick. Brushy Brushy hair. More Lippy. Blouse. Skirt.Stockings. Boy Entrancers. Lippppppppppy. Out the door I go!

7:34 pm

Made it just on time...well sort of. I was all panty-panty when I got in though and everyone was looking at me strange. I then realized that instead of my blouse, I had slipped on my ancient Spice Girls t-shirt that just barely fit.
"Er...May I help you madame?" Asked the Sopisticostisized host-guy-person-thingy.
"Yes, table for six.",I pointed to my shirt and then me.Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am le genius.
"I only see one of you." Obviously some people cannot comprehend the hilarosity that is le genius...who is me.
"I meant me and Scary and Baby and Ginger and Posh and Sporty..."
He just looked at me in a looking way.
I sighed, "Nevermind. I'm meeting my chums here. It's for--"
"I know which party your for. You're chums told me to look out for a very weird girl and send her over to your table. I'll take you."
Cheers. What amazing friends I have. I should take more consideration into re-considering my pally-choices.

"Hi, Georgie!" Dave the laugh exclaimed when I was led to the table.
"Hi." He kissed me as I sat down, yummy scrumboes.
"Hi, Brendon. Ellen...where were you?"
"Oh. I-uh-kinda-you know, had a little..."number 8 1/2" with Brandon and we got carried away. Sorry, Gee."

12:45 am

The night was a disatrosity. Ellen was dithery, Dave was loud causing stares from the posh ancients dining in luxury (sort of), Brendon kept watching my nungas move and I couldn't think of anything to say. But...ooer, double cool with knobs and yummy scrumboes multiplyed by a squillion--DAVE THE L. ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLY-PARTNER!
We said goodnight to Brendon and Ellen, who said goodbye to my basoomas (Brendon not Ellen) Then Dave walked me home. On my doorstep we started doing 5 kissing, tongues. Then we pushed our way inside and felt around to the stairs, climbed up and entered my boudoire. We lay on the bed and got up to 8 (He's the only boy that doesn't make me want toslap himwhen he touches my nungas). Then quickly shot up to 8 1/2. Then we had a small intermission.
"So...Gee." He said sitting on the end of my bed, looking all...serious. A vair vair funny look to see on Dave the L."
"So...Dave." I answered. I am so incredibly witty.
"Where do you think this is going?" He asked.
"It's going...good." What else was I supposed to say, he may be very suprised by this...but I don't know everything
"Are we still just proffessional snogging partners or...?"
"...Girly and Boy-y partners?" I finished.
"Yea...are we?"
"Well, that depends. Do you want to be."
"Yes. Alot...really, alot. Alot-alot. Alot-Alot-Alot-Alot!"
How sweet, he's so blinded by the mask of love that he can't even speak properly. Or think straight.
"Well, I want to too."
"Good."
"Ok."
"So...? Are we girly and boy-y partners yet?"
"I guess so."
"Cool."
"Double cool with knobs-cool."
Silence, and then...
"Nice Spice girls top... Would you mind parting with Emma, Geri, Mel .C., Mel. G., and Victoria for a little while?" He is so irresistably cheeky.
"Mabye." I acted like the minx I am.And that's when I parted with my spice girls shirt and we went back to snogging withinan inch of our lives.

Thursday May 26th

8:00 am

Rang Jas.
"Hello?"
"Jas?"
"What?"
"Do you want to bunk off school again, it may be the last time before the ancients return."
"No way, Gee...We can't miss school again!"
"Please, do it for your bestest pally!"
She sighed on the other end, and there was silence, I knew she was fiddling with her crap fringe. I wanted to reach into the phone and slap her hand away.
"So?"
"Fine."
"Call up Rosie."
"What about the other girls?"
"Nah we can't all be away again, slim will get suspicious."
"Ok."
"See you soon, bring snacks!"

Let it be known that on Thursday May 26th at 8:00 am and 35 seconds Jas and Georgia had a full telephone conversation without one of them hanging up on eachother.

8:45 am

Jas and Rosie arrived.
"Hey, Gee. We brought cheesy snacks and fizzy drinks and crap."
Woohoo! Crap! My favourite!
We sat ourselves down in my room and began gossiping. I told them all about last night.
"He stared at your basoomas all night! What about Ellens?"
"Well theres not much to stare at."
"So what number did you and Dave the L. end up getting to last night?"
I said it muffled as I drank my fizzy drink, this is my private business after all.
"What?" Jas asked in her ever-pleasant (not) Jas voice.
"Number 9." I said more clearly.
They dropped their snacks and looked at me, suprised.
"So you...?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Woah."
I don't see what Rosie was 'woah-ing' about. She is, afterall, the only one in the fab five to make it to 'Rosie & Sven' Level. I didn't even go near that.
"What does it look like?" Jas blurted.
Rosie and I looked at eachother for a moment then burst out laughing. We rolled on to the floor and pounded our fists against it as our bellies ached with laughter.
Huffy-knickers looked angry.
"Well...it was only a question. You two have seen one, I havn't."
We giggled a little more then put on our best serious tones,
"They look like 'how's your fathers' thats what they look like." I said.
Jas rolled her eyes and became huffy...big suprise.

Alright rooney, I hope you enjoyed the chappy! Review if you did! Review if you didn't! Thanks for all the reviews I've gotten so far! I'll post more soon.

Emma