A/N: Hello everyone! I'm sorry this has taken me so long to update, but I promise that I'm going to do so more often! Thanks for all the reviews! C is for Cookie, so you all get a cookie! Hehe…

For the Disclaimer, please read chapter one!

Integra glowered across her desk at the newly healed Alucard, her eye twitched once or twice in annoyance. Her pet vampire was sprawled across the floor making movements with his arms and legs and was smiling happily.

"You're in a happy mood…explain," she demanded almost fifteen minutes later.

Alucard ignored her for a couple more minutes before replying, "Seras and her stupid boyfriend are gone!"

Integra nodded, "And why is this something to be happy about?" She went on, taking a lazy sip of her tea after words.

"Because she said she'd buy some bondage clothing for me," he replied innocently. Integra almost choked on her tea.

"What the hell do you want that for?" she screamed out, spilling some of her drink when she slammed her hands on her desk.

Alucard grinned and gracefully got off of the ground and leaned on her desk in a very seductive manner, a low purr coming from his throat, "For you, my Master."

A red tinge crossed Integra's cheeks and she lowered her head so low that she was practically under her desk shivering, "M-me?"

The vampire's seductive manners disappeared with a bored one, "Nah, it's for your brat." He leaned over her desk to look down at her, but her head shot straight up and almost collided with his.

"You will not rape my child, Bon…Err…Aludage…Ahh! Alucard!" Integra glared at him, her blush still present on her cheeks.

Alucard sweat dropped, "No…I was thinking along the lines of tying him up and throwing him down in the dungeons for twenty years or so."

"You can't do that either!" Integra shouted angrily.

"Can I Search and Destroy him?"

"No!"

Alucard put a thoughtful finger on his chin, "Can I drain him of his blood and then make him dog shit, pardon my language, my Master."

"No! And none taken, my Servant," Integra grinned.

"Whatever can I do now? Now that I have made my childe by the bondage…what could I use it for…?" Alucard also grinned.

Integra leaned closer to his chest, "I don't know…what size you ordered it for?"

Alucard also leaned forward and nuzzled Integra's neck, "I could always call the Police Girl and make it for an adult female size…"

Integra fiddled around with his jacket, pulling out the Jackal and examining it, "I don't know…I thought you could call the Police Girl and make it an adult male size…"

He growled pensively, "Anything that would make my Master happy…"

Outside of Integra's office, Drake loitered around, thinking of his mother's vampire agent and why she had one in the first place. 'Lady is in love!' was the first conclusion in Drake's wonderful, innocent mind.

A giggle and insane laughter broke Drake's thoughts of Lady and Mr. Alucard in love. Being the curious four year old that he was, he leaned up against a door that lead to the source of the noise and heard another giggle and then a growl followed by a rustle of clothing.

His tiny hand latched onto the door and slowly turned the knob and peered inside, only to see Lady and Mr. Alucard in an awkward position on her desk and Mr. Alucard in something that resembled a Speedo and a bra wrapped around his head.

All he saw of Lady was a red duster draped across her body.

Drake's mouth slowly opened, as if he wanted to say something, but decided not to and walked away with a twitch of his eye and promise of very disturbing dreams in the night.

Integra looked up at Alucard, who looked down at her, "Do you think he saw anything, or worse, do you think he knows what we were…"

Alucard shook his shaggy mane of black hair, "No way, he's a stupid little kid. It's not like they teach sexual education in an orphanage, though, in my time, we learned everything by the time we were twelve."

"Really?" Integra asked with interest.

"Yep," Alucard nodded proudly, "But…I could teach you some of my vampire education..."

"Teach me then, Teacher," she responded.

He grinned sheepishly, "Pay close attention then."

A/N: (Wide eyed) Very, very, very OOC! Short chapter too! Please review!