Know Your Stars- InuYasha Style!
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"Hello, hello, hello!" Fae's cheerful voice said as-for once- Fae was not sitting upon her throne. Today, she was sitting on a workstool and seemed to be hard at work building some contraption of some sort. She paused to look at the sudience with a smile that was bright as the sun and as dangerous as a Viper Snake.
"Oh, you'll have to excuse me for a few minutes, though we do have a show today, as usual... but I need to finish making the bait..." Fae said slyly as she continued to hammer in nails, glue pieces of satin, felt, and cotton on what seemed to be a very large doll-larger than herself, even! Then, she seemed to 'jam' in some mechanism of some sort that had countless wires attached to it. After that, she continued to paint midnight-black eyeballs on two little tennis balls. She then proceeded to 'glue them' onto the doll and cover them with thin pieces of satin material which she attached to wires. After doing a lot of other things, she, at last, seemed to be satisfied as she brushed over the entire doll with a coat of powedery dust. She wiped her so not sweat-soaked brow and looked proudly at her creation.
"There! Done!" she said as she cloaked the doll that the audience did not have a chance to see when she finished it. She then, snapped her delicate fingers and her customary hand-crafted throne as she arrogantly hopped onto it. (And when I say this, I am NOT half as pretty as Fae!) The audience clapped rather loudly as she twirled her baton/wand into the air and gracefully caught it, some even threw bouquets at her. She smiled gorgeously through out all of this and waved as she waited for silence.
"Well, today..." Fae began as she secretly pressed a button behind her back, "We have a very, very, VERY special guest to laugh at-erk, I mean, to 'play' with! His name is-"
Fae was cut off by a rather loud and high-pitched schreech that seemed to have emitted from her doll creation... Fae smirked as everyone looked suspisciously at the doll, as if it would explode or something worse any millisecond.
"AIEEEEEE! AIEEEEE! HELLLLP! HELLLLLLLP! KOOOOOOGAAAA! HELLLLLP!" the doll screamed once more in it's high-piched, very feminine, voice. At that precise moment, a whirlwind rushed into the arena as it stopped shortly in front of the now bound-and-gagged doll... that resembled Kagome in a strange, un-natural, frightening way...
"My dear Kagome, why do you need my assistance? (Koga said in his most gentleman-like voice) Oh HO! Has that beeeeeeeep Naraku bound and tied you? Did I not tell that idiotic dear pup to keep you safe...?" he growled as he shredded off 'Kagome's' binds and mouth-stuffing material. The audience gasped-Fae had gagged Kagome? Fae smirked at this.
"Well, well, well! Oh-HO, Koga, Prince of the Wolf Demon Tribe! Welcome, to my show, Know Your Stars InuYasha Style! Hope you like it, as you're the star guest!" Fae said with a very girly wink as she snapped her fingers and let the glass dome slide slyly over the Wolf Demon and her 'creation.'
"What? Who the beeeep-" Koga began but was never able to finish his sentence because a chair was thrown at his face. Fae smiled sweetly as she huffed from the effort of hurling the chair at the wolf demon prince. She smiled sweeter when Koga glared daggers at her and rubbed the already-healing purple bruise that he got from the chair's impact.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, now you cannot swear at the audience, or me! If you want to... you can swear at a mirror if you are that desperate!" Fae said cheerfully as she threw a mirror at him. It broke. "Oh! Your seven years of bad luck begins today! Koga, Koga, Koga... he is truly a rabbit demon in the disguise of a wolf demon!" she cheerfully said. "See, on full moons, he grows long bunny ears!"
"WHAT! I DO NOT! I AM A WOLF DEMON PRINCE! And as soon as I rescue my fair Kagome from your disgusting clutches... I'll slay you!" Koga bellowed rather loudly through the glass dome's little sound holes. The wold demon prince held the doll that looked like Kagome's hand as she/it sighed and 'fainted' in his arms.
"Suuure... I'm sure that you're a wolf demon!" Fae said, in a voice layered with sarcasm. "Koga, Koga, Koga... in order to not be recognized... he used the alias Koga... to hide his real name... The Easter Bunny!" Fae said with a chuckle as the wolf demon turned a strange shade of red...
"WHAT! I am called Koga! KO-GA! Are you smart enough to understand that... or are you dumber than that mutt, InuYasha? And I don't give a beeeeeep about that Easer Hunny because I am beeeeep not it!" Koga screamed at Fae as she clutched her ears in annoyance.
"Okay Mister Easter Bunny Runaway! You know, the only reason why you chose to run away and hide under this pathetic alias is because you were sick of smelling eggs!" Fae said through her clutched ears. While Koga screeched something that required a chair (cough cough) she pressed another button behind her back.
"I do not give a beeeeep about the pathetic Wheezer Honey! I'm NOT it!" Koga screeched as a chair was tossed at him.
"YES YOU ARE!" Fae screamed back.
"No I'm NOT!" Koga countered.
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Yes and I have proof!" Fae screeched finally, almost losing her temper at the wolf demon. The Kagome Doll opened its eyes, reached behind its back... and splattered Koga with a dozen or so eggs... Needless to say, Koga staggered from the smell of the eggs.
"Kagome, why did you do that, my dear?" he growled at the Kagome doll as it just stood motionlessly, not blinking at him.
"See? I told you! Now then... Koga, Koga, Koga... he is really stupid and has a brain the size of half a molecule... how do I know? Because he talks to dolls!" Fae crowed in a sing-song voice as Koga dusted himself off.
"WHAT! I DO NOT TALK TO DOLLS!" he screamed as Fae tsked.
"You know... you just did... look!" Fae said happily as she pressed a button and 'Kogome' just blew up. Koga looked at Fae with pure hatred.
"Ooops... wrong button...?": Fae said as she 'poofed' away... from pure fear of Koga's now-blood red eyes. But, not before 'poofing' Koga out of his cage... and to where ever InuYasha and Company were...
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"InuYasha... I TOLD you that that circus tent was empty!"
"Well, I don't give a beeeep about some circus tent!"
CRASH! Koga has just crash-landed on top of InuYasha.
"My dear Kagome! So... that magician girl was indeed lying!" Koga said as he held Kagome's hands once more and gave her some nearby flowers... all while standing on top of InuYasha's head...;;
"You beeeeeeep wolf!"
"Wait, Koga, did you say magician girl?" Kagome asked incredulously as she 'sat' InuYasha, giving Koga to 'joy' to stomp all over the poor puppy who blew up a couple dozen circus tents by now...
"Yes! She created an object that looked, smelled, and sounded like you, my dear!" Koga said as he held his 'beloved's' hands.
"OH! Koga... would you like to come with us? I mean, we all are off to kill that annoying girl!" Kagome said happily.
What the beeeeeeep Kagome, have you gone insane!" InuYasha angrily said as he attempted to chop up Koga with his Testusaiga.
"InuYasha... SIT! Anyways, Koga... I'd be sooooo glad to... you know... accompany us? I mean, we could surely use a BIG, STRONG BUNNY DEMON- erk, I mean... wolf demon, right?" Kagome said as InuYasha 'groveled' beneath the two.
"Why OF COURSE! Anything for my dear, sweet, Kagome!" Koga said as Sango and Miroku along with Shippo joined up.
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Well, Naraku had finally calmed down and took it to destroy the Western Lands... after his encounter with the Eastern Lord... he would never even WALK on those horrid lands again... as Kanna and Kagura were... lazing about-erk... I mean, looking desperately for their 'master.' Naraku KNEW that they would come serve him avytime soon... (coughs)
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Sesshomaru was still continuing, pausing at times to see whether or not Naraku or InuYasha were close by... after all, he had to ask two certain half-breeds why they were rampaging around in HIS lands... destroying it.
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Well, thus concludes another episode of Know Your Stars InuYasha Style! Next time is... muwa ha ha ha ha ha... you'll see...
Master Magician
Fae